Paris Hilton still wearing bikinis
Still on vacation in Hawaii, here’s Paris Hilton holding a clearly dying parrot since it didn’t even try to beak her to death in a fight for survival. That said, I gotta admit Paris does have one smoking body. If God truly does exist, he’s got some serious explaining to do, and it better involve Moses and him getting all crunked on Alize before accidentally breaking open a jar of hot chick bodies with a WiiMote. Which, let’s be frank, is the only possible scenario.