Here’s Paris Hilton sunbathing on a yacht in Rio yesterday which I’m posting instead of the non-surprising news that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden got engaged after pumping out two kids. For the record, I’m not saying this was the smarter choice as much as I’m just narrating my life as it unfolds.
I look over to the box of Cinnamon Life, my muscles rippling in the morning light. Would this be a satisfactory breakfast or should I make Papoo, my indentured man-servant, fetch me an omelet? Sure, he’s only a figment of my imagination, but that doesn’t stop us from solving all those murders and letting the cops take the credit. It’s a thankless job we don’t like to brag about it unless it ends in free BJs from women who appreciate justice which I remain confident will eventually happen. At least once.
huh?
I hate her… but i love her body.
There, I said it.
Edited to add:
Minus the herpes, of course.
nice pancake ass in the last shot
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Is it just me or does everyone else wish Paris had an ass worth sticking your weiner into? You can’t get herpes from anal sex, right?
she gives good head
Papou…boy, esai ellinas;
Is it me, or does Doug look like he’s contemplating tossing himself overboard to get away from the attention whore?
I wonder how Doug avoids getting Herpes?
Or does he just accept he’ll get it and doesn’t use any protection?
FYI, its still very possible to get Herpes while wearing a condom, as many female’s sores are at the opening of the Vajayjay, where the Male part is not always protected.
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Speaking of pancakes, I want to squirt my baby batter on her stomach.
She doesn’t wear bikinis…..she poses in them.
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She doesn’t wear bikinis…..she poses in them.
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Love the swimsuit! Paris is lucky to be born rich, very young and have this lifestyle!
I want to be on a yacht in Rio instead of in 2 ft of snow. Its not fair.
I want to be on a yacht in Rio instead of in 2 ft of snow. Its not fair.
I wonder if she’s giving her brown eyes a break from those silly hand painted blue contact lenses….
P.S. he looks pissed as hell that he’s gotta sit there like a tool while she’s playing Barbie for the paps
no cellulite yet on her legs, but soon…
that’s hot
Every picture of her… EVERY single one proves that no amount of money can buy class and taste. lol
Pic #2, lying beside / in front of her… What is that? Man bush? LOOKS LIKE MAN BUSH.
I NEED TO KNOW.
I remain stunned that this pile of fail is somehow still paid attention too because she was lucky enough to slough her way out of a rich uterus.
In every measurable way, everything she has attempted from her own efforts has been a cautionary tale to the world on “what to do when you really want to suck”.
Yeah….this site’s not funny or clever anymore. Movin on..
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btw, it truly makes me cringe to see this vacuous pod-person posing for the paps like she is such hot shit. EFF YOU PARIS! She is way overdue for a shove down some stairs.
i don’t care what anybody says. i would fuck the shit out her…she’s hot as hell!
paris- let go
New “Hot” = Flat chest, no boobs, no ass, flat backside
Hot – the man or her?????????
I just wanted to test out the cool new font. To Miss Hilton I say: meh.
Does my moniker look hotter this away?
Someone needs to tell pair-ASS that she looks like shit & has no tits. What a nasty skank ho…
you too can recreate this magical moment. All you need is a retarded ostrich wearing a big hat and a boat full of honkys.
aww god, paris.
please gimme some. i’ll do anything. ANYthing.
aww god, paris.
please gimme some. i’ll do anything. ANYthing.
Say what you want about her as a person, but she always looks great in a bikini.
I have a lot of respect for Paris. What other celebrity on her level, whatever level that may be, didn’t go out and get huge fake tits. She’s comfortable with her smaller tits and she looks great. She is also smart enough to know exactly what she is (just someone who came out of a rich vagina) and she uses the retarded papparazzi to her advantage to continue her “career”. There are plenty other trust fund kids out there who we’ll never know.
I still think that Nicole Richie is so much better looking than Paris Hilton. She is just too thin for my taste.
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You really do have to have a lot of respect for Paris. She’s 100% real, if fake is what your looking for than watch the movies but you have to hand it to her for being real. She looks good in the photos and wears that bikini well. You go Paris.
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I think she looks HAWT. Mind you, I wouldn’t get near her unless I was wearing a bio-suit. But to give credit where credit is due, she looks good here.
That boat better come with seat protectors for future passengers.
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“Paris Hilton still wearing a bikini”
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That begs the question….why?
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I mean, it’s not like she’s good lookin’ or anything. But then, if that old woman Hagdonna has the nerve to wear one in public then I guess Ms. Hiltoon can as well. Not that she either of them should, if they cared anything at all for their fellow human beings.
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…*Sigh*….some people’s narcissistic wealthy elite. Just no sense of reality.
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She has an amazing figure. It’s just a shame about her face and diseases and personality.
She’s really beautiful! She always looks good in whatever she wears.
Paris is smart to not get the implants. Hot men like thin girls with smaller breasts. Slobs, rednecks, ghetto dudes like girls with BIG ones. This is pretty much a fact. Johnny Depps vs. Ice Teas
It really looks like she’s trying to do a flip. And failing lol.