Thanks to Howie for sending in this additional pic he took of Paris Hilton at her CD launch party in New York City last night. Either Paris has the shiniest armpits I’ve ever seen or her deodorant situation is seriously out of control. Maybe she has her Secret confused with Elmer’s glue. Or cocaine. Or whatever other gooey white substance she can get her hands on.
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Wanna Pet My Beaver? | August 17, 2006 at 7:33 pm
armpit fuck.
travis-160 | August 17, 2006 at 7:36 pm
meh, at least she wears deoderant.
whoworksatworkanyhow | August 17, 2006 at 7:36 pm
maybe someone needs to teach paris about invisible roll on. if she’s that desperate not to sweat when she’s wearing something that wouldn’t even show it anyway she should do the arm lifty thing at home in front of the mirror or her kinkajou…maybe that’s why it attacked her, it likes the taste of her deoderant.
mercedes215 | August 17, 2006 at 7:38 pm
ewwww..stars are sweaty
ComeOn! | August 17, 2006 at 7:39 pm
umm.. u do realize its jizz… this girl SECRETES SEMEN …helloooooooooooooooooooo..
Im drunk >.<
FashMags | August 17, 2006 at 7:48 pm
That. Is. Totally. Coke.
LilRach | August 17, 2006 at 7:56 pm
OMG – We are commenting on Paris’ armpits now – FOR FUCKS SAKE. WOW – she wears deodorant which has left some white residue which sometimes does happen would you believe!
SF has just finally stooped to the lowest! Congratulations!
trey | August 17, 2006 at 8:04 pm
She’s just preparing for a very long night with me…
Nameless | August 17, 2006 at 8:15 pm
Watch out Paris, those addictive drug users could snap any second and be sniffing your armpit!!!
OH THE HUMANITY!
krisdylee | August 17, 2006 at 8:17 pm
I can smell that from here.
stingybtchsuzy | August 17, 2006 at 8:31 pm
That’s “Brandon Davis Sweat Repellant.”
ToiletDuck | August 17, 2006 at 8:43 pm
It’s gotta be coke – this is how she gets men to put their mouths on various parts of her body- she sprinkles it on her snatch also, much like gramma used to sprinkle powdered sugar on her cake…
ToiletDuck | August 17, 2006 at 8:46 pm
What a dirty slut…I wonder whose head is going to get chopped off for allowing her to go out the door like that – this dirty whore will probably blame her agent, maid, etc etc…we should be fortunate that there isn’t a bunch of nasty, curly, black stubble peeking out from under her arm…eccchhh
sharkbite | August 17, 2006 at 9:09 pm
Too many Paris posts in one day for me.
I don’t want to see her pits!
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
nc72 | August 17, 2006 at 10:08 pm
Looks like the deoderant migrated outwards during the night!
http://www.exposay.com/raise-your-arms-if-youre-unsure/v/3669/
bond | August 17, 2006 at 10:59 pm
i’m just wondering why it’s on her back instead of under her arms? can i get an amen?
Sinner saved by Grace | August 17, 2006 at 11:49 pm
This world would be better without ignorance, and so much hate! People that walk the streets looking normal, uhhhhmmm yeah right this world is so fake, who cares have you smelled your body lately, dont tell me it smells like heaven. I did not know that people did not sweat or smell? To me Paris was having a great time, and her pits look clean. People that are love and not hate dont worry about this kind of stuff. People that have to talk about other people, only do it to make themselves feel better about themselves. If you say positive things, people will speak positive things about your life. If you speak negative all the time, everyone in your circle talks about you. Happy world is nice!
ChickenScratch | August 18, 2006 at 1:48 am
I guess she really is human after all…
alaskanchicsickle | August 18, 2006 at 2:31 am
Jizz as deoderant?
Jan E-J | August 18, 2006 at 2:49 am
Deoderant? Really? Jizz? Gah.
ImSuicidal | August 18, 2006 at 5:22 am
17– Sorry to harsh your mellow!!!
sometimesboy | August 18, 2006 at 7:58 am
um…it’s paris hilton….you’d think that there would be no one left in america who could still be shocked at the sight of seeing something white and krusty flaking off this chick…
1-Ton | August 18, 2006 at 9:07 am
She was just doing a LL Cool J impersontation…..”Mama said knock you out!”
SuperShallow | August 18, 2006 at 9:12 am
#17 God bless you for caring but you’re not enlightening anyone, we’ve heard it before… Actually, in my day to day life, I am respectful and fair but here, I don’t have to be. Despite all your love, light and happy thoughts, this world can be frustrating and taking it out on the famous who don’t care isn’t hurting anyone…. Look, Paris is showing off, any press is good press according to her, so we’re really doing her a favor don’t you think? Thanks anyway.
The Juice | August 18, 2006 at 9:49 am
Oh Paris, your 15 min is up. Now go home please… go back to the mupper show Gonzo!!
jrzmommy | August 18, 2006 at 10:08 am
17–”Happy world is nice!” Happy World IS nice…..I want some of what you’re smokin’, baby, but it’s too early for that shit right now. I gotta work, I can’t be flying off to Happy World right now. But damn, you go ahead and say hi to the Care Bears for us!
ImSuicidal | August 18, 2006 at 10:15 am
Hey blogger fans, while the Superfish is trying to figure out which story to rehash, come on over to:
http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/
You’ll see a “PENELOPE CRUZ NIP SLIP”.
You’ll read the “Top Ten Reasons Owen Wilson Is Better Than Chris Robinson” taken exculsively from Kate’s private dairy!
You’ll marvel at the tow-headed man/boy “Who
SEES DRUNK PEOPLE!!!
That and so much more!!!
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What the hell… … Leave a comment
86 | August 18, 2006 at 11:06 am
This girl clearly has no friends because someone should have told her to handle that. It’s like having a boog that no one told you about. I’d be pissed.
DancingQueen | August 18, 2006 at 11:41 am
Jesus, how much did the bitch put on for it to cake up THAT bad??? Seriously, I’ve gotten a couple of little pieces here and there on occasion, before the invention of invisible (which is pretty much a lie too…), but really, she must have shoveled that shit on for it to do that.
I Will Eat Your Children | August 18, 2006 at 12:43 pm
SuperFish you’re slipping son, step your blog game up.
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 18, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Paris, you can cake on all the deodorant you want, that fishy smell ain’t coming from your armpits…
UNWASHEDMASSES | August 18, 2006 at 2:12 pm
Paris, you can cake on all the deodorant you want, that fishy smell ain’t coming from you armpits…
thesarahficial | August 18, 2006 at 3:32 pm
that looks totally fake. although I wouldn’t doubt her confusing deodorant with glue…
Lettusaurus | August 18, 2006 at 4:54 pm
I love all the damn comedians on here.. you guys are just all SO funny and your punchlines are just making me laugh SO fucking hard.. wait no. how about this; unless you are actually funny, shut the hell up… nobody wants to read your stupid comments. The people that do read them dont find you funny (though some people are funny, keep doing your thing). I’m high as hell, and you still arent funny. Stop trying so hard to be SF editors and keep your bad little one liners to yourself.
Lettusaurus | August 18, 2006 at 5:29 pm
I love all the damn comedians on here.. you guys are just all SO funny and your punchlines are just making me laugh SO fucking hard.. wait no. how about this; unless you are actually funny, shut the hell up… nobody wants to read your stupid comments. The people that do read them dont find you funny (though some people are funny, keep doing your thing). I’m high as hell, and you still arent funny. Stop trying so hard to be SF editors and keep your bad little one liners to yourself.
Lettusaurus | August 18, 2006 at 5:30 pm
I love all the damn comedians on here.. you guys are just all SO funny and your punchlines are just making me laugh SO fucking hard.. wait no. how about this; unless you are actually funny, shut the hell up… nobody wants to read your stupid comments. The people that do read them dont find you funny (though some people are funny, keep doing your thing). I’m high as hell, and you still arent funny. Stop trying so hard to be SF editors and keep your bad little one liners to yourself.
Sinner saved by Grace | August 18, 2006 at 5:41 pm
“And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.” Philippians 4:8. “What am I smoking?” Jesus breaths in me & it goes through me to be able to show this kind of love, after all that is what Jesus is all about. No matter how much ugly there is, many of you are in need of love. I am someone who got away from ugly because ugly was just not my thing. Try God, and Jesus name please not in vain. If you are going to say ugly things, why not say Satan instead of Jesus, after all he is the God of ugly… May be peace be with you…
Sinner saved by Grace | August 18, 2006 at 5:42 pm
“And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.” Philippians 4:8. “What am I smoking?” Jesus breaths in me & it goes through me to be able to show this kind of love, after all that is what Jesus is all about. No matter how much ugly there is, many of you are in need of love. I am someone who got away from ugly because ugly was just not my thing. Try God, and Jesus name please not in vain. If you are going to say ugly things, why not say Satan instead of Jesus, after all he is the God of ugly… May be peace be with you…
Sinner saved by Grace | August 18, 2006 at 5:44 pm
“And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.” Philippians 4:8. “What am I smoking?” Jesus breaths in me & it goes through me to be able to show this kind of love, after all that is what Jesus is all about. No matter how much ugly there is, many of you are in need of love. I am someone who got away from ugly because ugly was just not my thing. Try God, and Jesus name please not in vain. If you are going to say ugly things, why not say Satan instead of Jesus, after all he is the God of ugly… May be peace be with you…
Bogart | August 18, 2006 at 6:14 pm
Whatever it is, it looks like she’s proud to show it.
Bogart | August 18, 2006 at 6:15 pm
Whatever it is, it looks like she’s proud to show it.
DudeSlick | August 23, 2006 at 11:47 am
She needs something to keep her from smelling like a spoiled whore…Maybe “antisluterant”…definitely a business opportunity there.
HollywoodSnark | April 12, 2007 at 1:05 pm
that’s gross…
nick | January 7, 2010 at 3:25 pm
I want to lick her armpits