Paris Hilton still needs powerful deodorant

August 17th, 2006 // 44 Comments
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Thanks to Howie for sending in this additional pic he took of Paris Hilton at her CD launch party in New York City last night. Either Paris has the shiniest armpits I’ve ever seen or her deodorant situation is seriously out of control. Maybe she has her Secret confused with Elmer’s glue. Or cocaine. Or whatever other gooey white substance she can get her hands on.


  1. Wanna Pet My Beaver?

    armpit fuck.

  2. travis-160

    meh, at least she wears deoderant.

  3. whoworksatworkanyhow

    maybe someone needs to teach paris about invisible roll on. if she’s that desperate not to sweat when she’s wearing something that wouldn’t even show it anyway she should do the arm lifty thing at home in front of the mirror or her kinkajou…maybe that’s why it attacked her, it likes the taste of her deoderant.

  4. mercedes215

    ewwww..stars are sweaty

  5. ComeOn!

    umm.. u do realize its jizz… this girl SECRETES SEMEN …helloooooooooooooooooooo..
    Im drunk >.<

  6. FashMags

    That. Is. Totally. Coke.

  7. LilRach

    OMG – We are commenting on Paris’ armpits now – FOR FUCKS SAKE. WOW – she wears deodorant which has left some white residue which sometimes does happen would you believe!
    SF has just finally stooped to the lowest! Congratulations!

  8. She’s just preparing for a very long night with me…

  9. Nameless

    Watch out Paris, those addictive drug users could snap any second and be sniffing your armpit!!!

    OH THE HUMANITY!

  10. krisdylee

    I can smell that from here.

  11. That’s “Brandon Davis Sweat Repellant.”

  12. ToiletDuck

    It’s gotta be coke – this is how she gets men to put their mouths on various parts of her body- she sprinkles it on her snatch also, much like gramma used to sprinkle powdered sugar on her cake…

  13. ToiletDuck

    What a dirty slut…I wonder whose head is going to get chopped off for allowing her to go out the door like that – this dirty whore will probably blame her agent, maid, etc etc…we should be fortunate that there isn’t a bunch of nasty, curly, black stubble peeking out from under her arm…eccchhh

  14. Too many Paris posts in one day for me.

    I don’t want to see her pits!

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

  15. nc72

    Looks like the deoderant migrated outwards during the night!

    http://www.exposay.com/raise-your-arms-if-youre-unsure/v/3669/

  16. bond

    i’m just wondering why it’s on her back instead of under her arms? can i get an amen?

  17. Sinner saved by Grace

    This world would be better without ignorance, and so much hate! People that walk the streets looking normal, uhhhhmmm yeah right this world is so fake, who cares have you smelled your body lately, dont tell me it smells like heaven. I did not know that people did not sweat or smell? To me Paris was having a great time, and her pits look clean. People that are love and not hate dont worry about this kind of stuff. People that have to talk about other people, only do it to make themselves feel better about themselves. If you say positive things, people will speak positive things about your life. If you speak negative all the time, everyone in your circle talks about you. Happy world is nice!

  18. ChickenScratch

    I guess she really is human after all…

  19. alaskanchicsickle

    Jizz as deoderant?

  20. Jan E-J

    Deoderant? Really? Jizz? Gah.

  21. 17– Sorry to harsh your mellow!!!

  22. um…it’s paris hilton….you’d think that there would be no one left in america who could still be shocked at the sight of seeing something white and krusty flaking off this chick…

  23. 1-Ton

    She was just doing a LL Cool J impersontation…..”Mama said knock you out!”

  24. SuperShallow

    #17 God bless you for caring but you’re not enlightening anyone, we’ve heard it before… Actually, in my day to day life, I am respectful and fair but here, I don’t have to be. Despite all your love, light and happy thoughts, this world can be frustrating and taking it out on the famous who don’t care isn’t hurting anyone…. Look, Paris is showing off, any press is good press according to her, so we’re really doing her a favor don’t you think? Thanks anyway.

  25. Oh Paris, your 15 min is up. Now go home please… go back to the mupper show Gonzo!!

  26. jrzmommy

    17–”Happy world is nice!” Happy World IS nice…..I want some of what you’re smokin’, baby, but it’s too early for that shit right now. I gotta work, I can’t be flying off to Happy World right now. But damn, you go ahead and say hi to the Care Bears for us!

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  28. 86

    This girl clearly has no friends because someone should have told her to handle that. It’s like having a boog that no one told you about. I’d be pissed.

  29. DancingQueen

    Jesus, how much did the bitch put on for it to cake up THAT bad??? Seriously, I’ve gotten a couple of little pieces here and there on occasion, before the invention of invisible (which is pretty much a lie too…), but really, she must have shoveled that shit on for it to do that.

  30. I Will Eat Your Children

    SuperFish you’re slipping son, step your blog game up.

  31. Paris, you can cake on all the deodorant you want, that fishy smell ain’t coming from your armpits…

  32. Paris, you can cake on all the deodorant you want, that fishy smell ain’t coming from you armpits…

  33. thesarahficial

    that looks totally fake. although I wouldn’t doubt her confusing deodorant with glue…

  34. Lettusaurus

    I love all the damn comedians on here.. you guys are just all SO funny and your punchlines are just making me laugh SO fucking hard.. wait no. how about this; unless you are actually funny, shut the hell up… nobody wants to read your stupid comments. The people that do read them dont find you funny (though some people are funny, keep doing your thing). I’m high as hell, and you still arent funny. Stop trying so hard to be SF editors and keep your bad little one liners to yourself.

  35. Lettusaurus

    I love all the damn comedians on here.. you guys are just all SO funny and your punchlines are just making me laugh SO fucking hard.. wait no. how about this; unless you are actually funny, shut the hell up… nobody wants to read your stupid comments. The people that do read them dont find you funny (though some people are funny, keep doing your thing). I’m high as hell, and you still arent funny. Stop trying so hard to be SF editors and keep your bad little one liners to yourself.

  36. Lettusaurus

    I love all the damn comedians on here.. you guys are just all SO funny and your punchlines are just making me laugh SO fucking hard.. wait no. how about this; unless you are actually funny, shut the hell up… nobody wants to read your stupid comments. The people that do read them dont find you funny (though some people are funny, keep doing your thing). I’m high as hell, and you still arent funny. Stop trying so hard to be SF editors and keep your bad little one liners to yourself.

  37. Sinner saved by Grace

    “And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.” Philippians 4:8. “What am I smoking?” Jesus breaths in me & it goes through me to be able to show this kind of love, after all that is what Jesus is all about. No matter how much ugly there is, many of you are in need of love. I am someone who got away from ugly because ugly was just not my thing. Try God, and Jesus name please not in vain. If you are going to say ugly things, why not say Satan instead of Jesus, after all he is the God of ugly… May be peace be with you…

  38. “And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.” Philippians 4:8. “What am I smoking?” Jesus breaths in me & it goes through me to be able to show this kind of love, after all that is what Jesus is all about. No matter how much ugly there is, many of you are in need of love. I am someone who got away from ugly because ugly was just not my thing. Try God, and Jesus name please not in vain. If you are going to say ugly things, why not say Satan instead of Jesus, after all he is the God of ugly… May be peace be with you…

  39. “And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.” Philippians 4:8. “What am I smoking?” Jesus breaths in me & it goes through me to be able to show this kind of love, after all that is what Jesus is all about. No matter how much ugly there is, many of you are in need of love. I am someone who got away from ugly because ugly was just not my thing. Try God, and Jesus name please not in vain. If you are going to say ugly things, why not say Satan instead of Jesus, after all he is the God of ugly… May be peace be with you…

  40. Bogart

    Whatever it is, it looks like she’s proud to show it.

  41. Bogart

    Whatever it is, it looks like she’s proud to show it.

  42. DudeSlick

    She needs something to keep her from smelling like a spoiled whore…Maybe “antisluterant”…definitely a business opportunity there.

  43. nick

    I want to lick her armpits

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