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Paris Hilton and her new boytoy Josh Henderson, were spotted at Saddle Ranch getting dinner. And I thnk I finally figured out why she’s trying so hard to inflate her boobs. Either she got mistaken for a dude one too many times or she finally bought a mirror and saw her face. When she’s not wearing her magic bra, people on the street probably think they’re a gay couple. And when she does wear her magic bra, uh, people still think they’re a gay couple. Seriously, what’s up with this Josh Henderson character? His name says man but his face says pretty daffodil girl.
So, where’d they get to between the last pic you posted and this one, Esteemed AuthorPerson?
Ruby needs to fuck off.
And “wedgeone” no one is hiding….it’s just that this place has become intolerable….first the trolling and now the depressing “comedic” offerings of some have made the Fish surpass lame. Seriously, the struggle to say something anywhere near amusing for the dickheads who post here now is a lot like watching a one-armed wallpaper hanger at work.
Case in point….I’m thinking about getting a gun and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer, but not like a mean crack dealer, but like a, you know, like a nice one. Just kind of friendly, like, ‘Hey, what’s up guys? You want some crack’?”
What? Jesus. Bring back DanYELL and her crackhead and pregnancy test jokes. Or SJTLQ’s wedding photos. Even Stacyy the Greek so there’s a pinata.
And then there’s the riff raff from North of the Border…Ghoulia and Mia. I mean, with comments from them, who needs cyanide? Were there some new zoning or bussing issues that brought all these fucking morons here? Was there like a website desegregation and the Fish had to start accepting complete douches? I just don’t fucking get it. This place is like after you’ve had a blast at the casino one night and you’re leaving at 4 a.m. only to have to walk past the depressing nickel slots and see all those utterly pathetic souls just trying, one crappy nickel at a time.
Who is more of a nappy headed ho, danyell or ruby? My guess is it’s Ruby because with a name like Ruby you bet she has 5 welfare kids named after cars like Elantra & Lexus.
Seriously jrz, we just can’t keep up with the Varsity Superficial Squad that is the usuals on here now. Lamer & less witty versions of you, Rich & the rest of the folks.
Yep, just wind yer way up her ass, biatcho. You are so good at that. You hunt in packs, right?
Super jrz to the comedic rescue!
Very clever bitch-ho, very nice.
Maybe you’ll get ran over with a tow truck instead of getting fired from your job, ya know, something more tasteful.
Now, pull your head out of your “special” place and think up some new material. You’re about as much fun as a trip to the dentist.
Move it along now Mary Sue I betcha have a whole lotta ‘clients’ waiting by the alley for a turn. Get bent.
I rest my case…..
It’s not so much pulling my head out of Jrz’s ass, Ruby, as it is pulling your boyfriend’s dick out of my meateater, he does prefer his women thin & agile FYI.
Signed,
Mary Sue, or whatever ho’s think we’re named.
#28 #43 XOXOXOXOXOX
jrz – with enough to drink, there’s not too many things funnier than a one arm paper hanger. except wally.
Don’t push your luck bitch. No man in their right mind would stick a finger in ya crab infested tuna hole let alone his member. Dream on ya pile of shit.
BTW-
Mary Sue is too proper. I’m thinking…Betty.
Yeah. I can just picture biatcho sitting there in her paisley polyester muumuu, bag of soggy cookies in hand, legs so fat that their crevices hold congealed pussy glue of late. Laughing as she stuffs another cupcake down her maw, “…”maneater”! yeah, i’m sooo good!”
I’m thinkin……ribs, oddly enough. DanYELL, you make me think of pork ribs.
and biatcho is thinkin’…”mmmm! pork rinds! Lateesha Caveesha Wanteesha: get yo momma some mo pork rinds! Mind me, naw.”
Ruby…..is that hebrew for cunt?
lol jrz! Why, you still got it in ya! Now, if you could just go back to playing nice and coming up with some cool shit to say that isn’t soley based on protecting whats-her-fucking-face, maybe this site wouldn’t be as sad as you think it is.
Just a fucking suggestion.
Awww Jizzy, I do?
Well, YOU make me think of butcher knives.
Sweet.
yep….pork ribs and afros. Hey, speaking of which, have I ever told you all how to starve DanYELL? Hide her food stamps under her baby daddy’s work boots.
Pork ribs and afros, eh?
And yes ya dumbass bitch, you already stated that lame ass joke like months a fucking go. You dumbfucks can’t say anything original.
Welfare this, baby daddy that.
Go hop in your trailer and drive it off a mountain ya twit.
NORF’EAST! Hey, here’s DanYELL’s third kid’s dad…little LaQueefa’s daddy…
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e350/vahallametal/crackhead.jpg
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A prime example of why your kind should be locked in a indoor gymnasium while lethal gas spews from an unknown entryway.
C’MON….that shit’s funny.
To a 2 year old…oh wait, you [are] 2.
Nevermind.
“what’s her fucking face”??? BWAHHHHAAAAWAABWAHHHAAA… only ugly jealous people say shit like that.
Ruby, are you sure you’re not manielle? Because I thought she was the only on here who used what one person said about them (i.e. me calling you a nappy haired ho with babies named Elantra) and then said the exact same thing right back (i.e. …”mmmm! pork rinds! Lateesha Caveesha Wanteesha: get yo momma some mo pork rinds! Mind me, naw.”
What is that? Is it humor? No, it’s someone who can’t take the fact that I am right about what you are & you’re only defense is throwing it right back in my rosy cheeked face! ass lick.
Are ya gonna fuck the “nappy headed ho” phrase or what?
Damn, get your dick out of Imus’s ass and grow the fuck up.
Or better yet, here’s a better slogan:
“Wet Dog Flavored Stringy Haired AssCrack”.
someone push this annoying waste of time in front of a bus and quick.
#18, I explained on the last post where she had this bra on how it could be done with playdoh, I’m not going into that again.
#43 Those are not the “manufacturers’ opinion” that is included in the package – it is an instruction manual. I don’t feel sorry for you.
obviously her new victim douchebag (and I use the term victim loosely, like Paris’ vagina, because he knows who she is so he gets ZERO pity) likes her with the fake boobie look ’cause she’s been sporting it since they got together. Too bad when she take the bra off bubble wrap, chicken cutlets and her dead dogs fall out. Ya, that’s dead sexy.
Its the whore again? Is anyone surprised? Im not. When will she dissapear from the face of earth? Her boobs are nasty. Her tits are 34b.. they arent big at all until she wears her wonder bra. I feel so bad for her bra.
She needs to make up her fucking MIND!!!!!!! Boobs or no boobs, not that hard!
Where’s the Beef? Oh, my bad, where’s the Pinapple? Also, the guy you sat on.
I still don’t understand how her cleavage is bigger than her original tits. That’s some bra!
My boobs look like that without a magic bra
@126 god DAMN yoy are nasty. Aunt Jemjima din’t brin’ u up proper-like? Go back in your hole, dirty girl. C’mon out when you have sumtin’ ta say. arrrgh.
…and jrz, the humour is suffering because of how? give me a fucking break. you and fucking “whats-her-fucking-face” (funny, she even knows her new handle) don’t have a funny bit b’tween ya. screw off. go home. feed those kids. they’re starvin’-like.
I’m actually envious of her bra. It seems to be the only thing that can get close to Paris Hilton’s naked body without either showing up on homemade porn, or winding up with a Hazmat STD.
http://www.reidaboutit.com
i never thought i’d hear paris and baincell in the same sentence
SHUT UP, I’M STARVING!
Notice the young boy in the background, he’s freakin fried..has to be to keep up with her.
If it can make Mary Jane Rottencrotch’s tits look that great, imagine what it could do for mine? I gotta get one of those.
That’s a good one, Rottencrotch, that also goes for Brittney..after all..I’m sure she ate her crotch one of those times when they were drunk off their ass.
That’s because Paris has about 10 friends who had plastic surgery to look like her. It’s exactly what Saddam Hussein did.
PARIS..MY MOMMIE IS BRITTNEY AND I CAN’T FIND HER… I NEED ROCKED TO SLEEP AND MY BRITHER CRIES EVERYNITE FOR HER..HELP,,IS SHE IN HERE AGAIN,, SHE WON’T BE OUR MOMMIE…