Paris Hilton still has big boobs

March 26th, 2007 // 85 Comments
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Paris Hilton was spotted at Teddy’s last week still sporting her enlarged bosom. Although I forget, are we still going with the pushup bra theory or have we moved on to breast implants? I’m cool either way, I just want to know our official position. Plus, what the hell is going on here? Maybe I’m just a little rusty on my technique, but I’m pretty sure this is not how you enter a car. Unless you’re Napoleon and leading your men into battle.

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  1. The poor rich girl..

  2. Lowlands

    Looks like Napoleon replaced all his men for his secret weapon;Paris Hilton.It would be more suitable if he transported her with a Smartcar to the battlefield.

  3. Clawdee

    The only way a bra did THAT is it was a ‘Buy 2 implants get 1 fitting bra free’ deal .pfft.

  4. kamihi

    Why if she wants cosmetic surgery does she not get the most obvious thing done – that feckin HOOTER!

  5. meagan

    she’s so gross and stupid. i would love to see a video of her entering a car like that. it would be incredible. maybe… nope. i actually can’t think of any possible way that a human could enter a vehicle that way.

  6. asrial

    Look Parith, nothing will ever draw attention away from your hanging eye, get it sorted you lazy eyed bint.

  7. ChristmasOnMars

    Maybe she’s entering the car like that because she doesn’t want to whip out her snapper for the cameras again.

    Oh, wait…she WANTS the world to see her cooch. Nevermind.

  8. jus'stupid

    Aww, come one, she just wants the best body money can buy. Of course the one thing money can’t buy is a brain. She needs to find the wizard for that.

    She is entering the car that way so, for once, no one see’s her flea infested crapper.

  9. jus'stupid

    MArk my words, she will will be number three of the dumbass “overdone dead people”

  10. I always enter a car pussy-first, unless I’m carrying a kitana, in which case I first insert the blade and then follow with my pussy – for example, when I have to take the bus.

  11. k naz

    i know the wonders of a push up bra first hand and trust me she didn’t have to get implants again

  12. ch474

    While more than a mouthfull is just the beginning of the fun, I would have to say that the is not surgical, this is just a good bra. Not that I care. The only way I would touch this skank is with a 25 ft. disinfected barge pole.

  13. sweetvelvet

    Her face is ten more shades of white than her body.

  14. Britney

    i still say shes PREGNANT why is she using her bag to cover her stomach… umm…. SHES PREGNANT when i got pregnant i went from a 32A to a 36B and when i started breast feeding i went from a 36B to a 36D so yea…. your tits definitely get huge when your pregnant and i can tell you honestly that shes pregnant cause those are too small to be implants usually when people get implants they go big not just one size up to a B.

  15. chiris

    Maybe they’re implants but somewhere I read or heard that to be able to get really big boob implants you have to change them gradually, you can’t just go from AA to DD because of the skin streching thing

  16. jrzmommy♠

    BORING!

  17. DrPhowstus

    Wow. Doesn’t she look like the perfect little porcelain princess! And much like my favorite porcelain item, I’d like to piss and shit on her simultaneously. We’ve seen this walking prescription bottle topless so many times, we just can’t be fooled by the boobage. Next!

  18. wedgeone

    #64 – Damn … didn’t think about that one. I pray to the Lord Jesus that you’re wrong, but you have raised a distinct possibility.

    Do you think that if Paris had a child, she’d carry the baby around in her handbag the way she did with the dog?

  19. parishaswarts

    well, the lips on her dress would be more accurate if they had lil herpes sores on them

  20. fearsarewishes

    This is a dilemma.

    I think that we can all agree that a woman is only as good as her breasts. In fact, a woman really IS her breasts.

    The problem here is that Paris is sporting some really good bags in these photos and she is just not a really good person.

    This is very confusing.

  21. whitegold

    Damn she looks hot here!!! (okay, so the legs in the 4th pic don’t look good, but let’s just ignore that one)

    You know, I’ve always thought she was decently hot, and I’d be a much bigger supporter of Hilton were it not for the fact that I’m fully aware of the ridiculously nasty diseases that lurk under that exterior, and that she just does and says the stupidest things all the friggin time!!! Given that she’s rich and famous because her family are big in the business world, you’d think she would have grown up to be a more intelligent, savvy individual. So how’d she just become this nasty idiot who has the ability to occassionally confuse the senses by looking hot?

  22. HughJorganthethird

    Nice to see the Slutborg out and about, sporting that same creepy, empty expression she does so well.

  23. #7′s comment is retarded. Have you not seen the promos for Simple Life where they try to make her look like she’s got some boobs? Yeah, it didn’t work – because she didn’t have any.

  24. CarnieWilson

    #35 okay that is mean, how about lab mice who have already been tested on.

  25. Binky

    Ugg. Feel like the Beckhams look in the above thread today. And had this nightmare about watching Coldplay on Austin City Limits and well, then I started reading this thread…

  26. arrogances

    Looking good, Paris.
    If only she’d start fighting with other celebs again. Those were the good times.

  27. imran karim

    definitely implants

  28. crazyotto

    Paris looks so lonely without me

  29. Lola007

    It’s is clearly a bra, although to get cleavage like that, she must be in extreme pain. And if you’re going to go through all that, at least make them less-noticeably lop-sided.

  30. shannen

    All i can say is I want that bra!!!

  31. uh ooh, those are not real…

  32. SHE’S A FUCKING BITCH ASS SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. SHE’S A FUCKING BITCH ASS SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!

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