Paris Hilton was spotted at Teddy’s last week still sporting her enlarged bosom. Although I forget, are we still going with the pushup bra theory or have we moved on to breast implants? I’m cool either way, I just want to know our official position. Plus, what the hell is going on here? Maybe I’m just a little rusty on my technique, but I’m pretty sure this is not how you enter a car. Unless you’re Napoleon and leading your men into battle.
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NipsyHustle | March 26, 2007 at 2:48 pm
uno
NipsyHustle | March 26, 2007 at 2:49 pm
dos are some big tattays
NotTheMomma | March 26, 2007 at 2:49 pm
that’s how you enter a car if you’re a skank like paris
PrettyBaby | March 26, 2007 at 2:50 pm
no, there are pretty clearly “due” (two).
AreYouSerious?!?! | March 26, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Fake.. all the way. That’s where my money is.
PrettyBaby | March 26, 2007 at 2:51 pm
She’s doing the last pose she can remember of the guy she was with last night.
FRIST!!! | March 26, 2007 at 2:58 pm
It’s just a really good bra. If someone was going to spend all that time, money and pain on getting their boobies enlarged I’m sure they’d go with more than one size up.
I’m just lucky mine are naturally perfect. (Well plus I have really good bras)
CarnieWilson | March 26, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Good for her, she finally wised up and got boob implants, watch out if she learns a bit more she might have the intelligence of a sea turtle.
FRIST!!! | March 26, 2007 at 3:01 pm
She’s probably getting into the car like that because her herpes are a-flarin again
LilRach | March 26, 2007 at 3:01 pm
She has to have had implants. Her tits were tiny before. If it is a bra – its a fucken brilliant one.
Manistoned | March 26, 2007 at 3:10 pm
She’s not just a diseased, retarded racist now, she looks like she might be a diseased, retarded racist with plastic tits.
Naid | March 26, 2007 at 3:11 pm
Deff. Fake tahtahs! Also.. do her lips look a bit swollen or is she faking that to! Shes uglier then your adverage woman if you take away all her plastic and makeup , kinda makes me feel good
veggi | March 26, 2007 at 3:17 pm
sweet little baby jesus, please make her go away.
Binky | March 26, 2007 at 3:18 pm
They looked fine before.
Her problem was never size. But…ummm…from reports, it was more a color problem. They appeared to be green…
woodhorse | March 26, 2007 at 3:18 pm
she forgot she is walking to her car and is about to hit her tits.
biatcho | March 26, 2007 at 3:21 pm
I am pretty sure Miggs can smell her cunt.
MissDior17 | March 26, 2007 at 3:23 pm
When was she ever ‘real’ to begin with? Her hair is bleached, she has blue contacts, a fake tan. Why not go all the way? Next time you see her she’ll have Angelina’s lips.
chilichz | March 26, 2007 at 3:33 pm
her boobage is as real as Ryan Seacrest being a heterosexual, Tara Reid giving up booze, or Deniece Richard’s acting being good.
I’m diggen her wonky eye though…reminds me of a dead fish in a Koi pond! zo zexy!
Lowlands | March 26, 2007 at 3:41 pm
She looks much healthier lately.Did she attend a rehab lately?Anybody knows?
Alie | March 26, 2007 at 3:49 pm
#18 – well said
#19 – maybe they discovered antibiotics strong enough to fight off her various diseases
#7 – I’d say that’s at least 2 sizes bigger … one side bigger would just look like a push up bra on whatever she already had. She had pretty small boobs before, this is definitely a boob job. There’s only so much you can do with a push up bra, there has to be some flesh in order to keep pushing it up. Plus some people do go up just one size, to feel more “normal” if they are really flat. I wouldn’t say she was really flat, but this is a couple size jump up at least. I still think she’s using a push up bra on her new fake boobs.
FRIST!!! | March 26, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Yeah….I looked a little closer, and started thinking…maybe she did get a boobjob. Come to think of it, wasn’t there like a whole month she wasn’t on the Fish? Maybe she was recooperating (it hurts to get sliced open and shit shoved into your skin, I’m guessing).
FRIST!!! | March 26, 2007 at 4:06 pm
OMG I’m losing it. I cannot BELIEVE I got sucked into thinking about and especially taking the time to COMMENT on Herpes’ breasts!!!!!! What has become of me? Who will love me now?!?
NicotineEyePatch | March 26, 2007 at 4:08 pm
I find it hard to believe this cunt would have made it through puberty without demanding this miracle bra for her 13th birthday, if she had known it existed. If she could have plumped them up like this with a bra before, she would have… wouldn’t she? Is she really too fucking stupid to have figured out how to stuff her bra? Or just too busy stuffing her mouth with penises instead?
Lowlands | March 26, 2007 at 4:11 pm
On the fourth pic you can see she’s used to suv’s to step in.Luckily for her she got two airbags in front now.
wedgeone | March 26, 2007 at 4:11 pm
#18 – or your ability to spell.
That has to be a push up bra. I can’t imagine that she’d get implants because that money would be better spent fixing the damn wonky eyes & beak nose.
Besides, if she did get implants, knowing her level of intelligence, she’d get Anna Nicole sized ones, so it would be a lot more obvious than what we’re seeing here.
Now if we could just stop seeing it here ….
FRIST!!! | March 26, 2007 at 4:17 pm
I’m bored, 45 minutes to go. Is there a new post yet? I should really look for a new job. Like one where I have to actually work…
Courtney | March 26, 2007 at 4:17 pm
So there’s been a pretty palpable lack of Paris “material” around here lately, so I’m not going to bitch about this totally irrelevant post. Except to say that you could at least find pictures of her looking hot. Pretend she has at least a modicum of purpose, you know?
FRIST!!! | March 26, 2007 at 4:18 pm
I really hate blue cheese.
teamrican1 | March 26, 2007 at 4:19 pm
You guys think there are fake boobs lurking behind every corner, don’t you. It’s obviously a bra. There are photos of Paris shopping with new BFF Elisha Cuthbert the Weekend of March 10th, and Paris boobs were small but perky, just like always.
Courtney | March 26, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Say there, #7 and #28 and whatever else… these good bras, who makes them? Good bras are so hard to find, you know.
FRIST!!! | March 26, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Macy’s and Penney’s actually carry some very nice ones. They make my c’s look like d’s.
Binky | March 26, 2007 at 4:28 pm
People – always remember:
“Anything more than a handful is wasted”
(Well.Ok.
I think that was what the ironing board of a teacher in ‘Health’ class was trying to teach. Maybe French was her language)
(She never did fully explain G-Spot orgasms or the truth about the moon landing. Sorry ladies)(on the former)
teamrican1 | March 26, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Victoria’s Secret makes solid bras in this category. Fredrick’s probably does better in terms of the actual push up (and they offer good gel push ups too) but some people feel it compromises comfort for size.
Alie | March 26, 2007 at 4:31 pm
#25 – her beak was caused by surgery… apparently she feels it’s attractive. if you look at her sister nicky the nose is nowhere near that shape, and photos from way way way back when her surgery she almost looks attractive (like pamela anderson was actually pretty before hers).
#27 – even with photoshop it’s not possible to get a ‘hot’ photo of Paris, she’s quite unattractive. You’re welcome to give it a shot.
#31 – it’s easy to make C’s look like D’s. It’s not so easy to make A’s look like C border lining on D’s. Maybe they discovered new bra technology while finding the antibiotics that are helping her out now.
The-Guslet | March 26, 2007 at 4:33 pm
#8 that’s unfair to sea turtles…
teamrican1 | March 26, 2007 at 4:46 pm
#34- What kind of Mr. MaGoo glasses are you wearing that make you think the boobs in those pictures look like D’s? Again, Paris was out shopping with Elisha Cuthbert just before St. Patty’s Day. It wasn’t covered by this site, but many others did. Go look at her in those pics. You’ll find she looks the same as always. They conclusively prove that the Big Boobed Paris is a bra based phenomina.
no1justminda | March 26, 2007 at 4:57 pm
The last thing Paris needs is some tittays
Mylene | March 26, 2007 at 5:31 pm
sippin champagne, out of a can
the hideous, hideous
Truthseeker013 | March 26, 2007 at 5:33 pm
They’re still not enough to distract from the presence of her. Maybe if they had million-watt argon lasers attached…
iamsosmrt | March 26, 2007 at 5:34 pm
The prophecy:
DESTROY THE SUPERWHORE, SAVE THE WORLD
Only the chosen one can save us all. This is their journey.
The chosen one, he or she who is truly immune to the persuasions of slutty women must travel to the deepest, dirtiest land; the Southampton
New York Pundit | March 26, 2007 at 6:53 pm
Again I seem to smell fish coming through my monitor… The recent skank parade sure has turned my computer room into a wharf!
NicotineEyePatch | March 26, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Her mosquito bites look like bee stings, and her face would still make a freight train take a dirt road. It’s a little late in the game for her to try to divert attention from the beaky wonkeye.
BigJim | March 26, 2007 at 7:07 pm
How appropriate that her dress is covered in images of cock-sucking lips.
And that bony hand of hers makes me want to swear off ever getting another hand job.
Binky | March 26, 2007 at 7:13 pm
Yikes ! Just saw the Kim K Superstar vid… (Tanx Paris – where’d U get my e-mail?)
Well…All I can say is:
I’m beginning to ‘get’ this ‘Great Satan’ thing go’n on down there down there – Dawg’!…(not that I’ve seen the show)
I mean her family got OJ off. What more does this woman really need to do ?
Lord knows- She’s tryin’ hard (She’s VERY good at saying “Baby …”,”Shit”, and “I heard Binky is so much bigger”…etc) zzzz…
But-let’s face it – this Kardashian woman does deserves a place on ‘Dancing With the Stars”
(and you can call Ray J – ‘Johnson’ – or – BINKY jr.)
AmandaEqualsWhat | March 26, 2007 at 7:33 pm
I like to think that she is just a social experiment and not a real person. That’s the only way I can sleep at night, sometimes.
Ginchy Salad | March 26, 2007 at 8:59 pm
will someone PLEASE run her moldy cooch over? nevermind…her rot would eat through metal…..
MethodX | March 26, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Hey! Maybe shot got stung by a bee and is all swollen and in need of an antihistamine!!!
Its true. I just made it up!
Eric
Binky | March 26, 2007 at 9:06 pm
O – Blaw dee.
Hemlock Queen | March 26, 2007 at 10:35 pm
If their not fake, and I’m pretty sure they could be, could she not be stuffing tons of those tranny silicone tits in her bra for bulk and lift?
We can always just wait for the next tit slip to find out. That should happen ohh, in the next five minutes.
Binky | March 26, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Gezz. Even Coldplay seems ok on the HD.
What channel is this ?
Where did we go wrong North America ?
I guess we have to create a world where everyone can tolerate Coldplay on the HD …
(And don’t mention Iraq)