Paris Hilton still has a McLaren SLR

I might not have an SLR but I do have a BLC.

Land-Balls: Check
Land-Scrotum: Check
Land-Cock: Check

Land-Man is locked and loaded. Loaded with Land-Sauce.

Actually, it was krisdylee, uber hot west coast Canadian babe, who came up with the Carrie’s mother analogy about Edna.

That was a good one.

Pray with me Carrie! PRAY!

@149 I remember that post like it was yesterday, Bigjim *sniff*… How innocent we all were back then

I’m so confused!!!!!!!! All the numbers are messed up and I can’t figure it out. I’ve been staring really hard at the monitor, hoping it’ll come to me in a brilliant burst of comprehension, but so far it’s just making me nauseous. If someone doesn’t help me understand, I’ll have to go back to eating mustard out of a bowl and making boondoggle keychains.

mamacita:

The SF editorial Nazis deleted poor Edna, and it fucked everything up.

We want Edna back.

Bring back the fat fatty!

OMG, I just started to read the posts and started laughing at #2 b/c that’s EXACTLY what I was gonna write. I wanna punch her in the face, too. She WOULD wipe her herpes infested ass with the Constitution, too. Just b/c she has no appreciation for anything. Now, back to reading!

EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA-EDNA

@147 did you like?? It was my own special recipe… made with love… just for you..

Fuck that car, it doesn’t have shit on my AMC Gremlin. You can’t buy cool like my ride!

I still cannot get over how close to the perfect world we came when this skank nearly got electrocuted. I mean, seriously. Is it too damn much to ask that the bitch just die? God must hate us. IF her mere presence is not enough to prove that, the fact that she can swim in a pool WITH an electrical device and not die does.

Why have you forsaken me, oh, lord???

TCLTC

I actually laughed really hard at #151

Noooo, first I love the Aston Martin DB9, then Elton John buys one…then i widdle myself over the McLaren SLR, then Paris of all people buys one.
Why..why do the cars I worship and love get their mighty images destroyed by these blasphemous C-list woofters. Fuck this, im off to play with myself over a Smart car (im British), surely no celeb will buy one of those.

Yet another horrifyingly-nasty-mirror-shattering-ugly celebrity. Paris has got to have the one of the ugliest faces in showbiz…and I agree, I wanna punch her in the face too, the damage would be an improvement!

Land Man
Yes, I am the patron saint of men with very tiny penises. No, I cannot make yours bigger. Please stop calling me. Crying doesn’t help.

wow almost first!

Ok so what about this skank again? Oh she’s whore…yeah nothing new.

It terrifies me to think of Hilton getting drunk and driving that car – smashing into children and pregnant women, getting out of the car and drunkenly slurring ‘That’s hot’…

Stop feeling sorry for the Ferrari people.. she owns THAT as well.

Just dawned on me, I live in IA (Iowa for the postally retarded) and I have mumps. THIS is what it feels like to be Paris Hiltons Vagina. If I had more air flowing through me. And dick. And crabs. Shit, maybe I have it easy. And I don’t live in IA. No one does.

Jesus mother fucking cum dripping Christ. I’ve lurked for fucking ages on this site and I only signed up because of Edna – and now the fat fuck is gone? Fuck. Fuck me. Fuck. I love that fat cunt. I want to find God – and I want to see if I can find Edna’s snatch under all that fat. More rolls than a fucking bakery.

I am so not jealous of this stupid bitch. I think she has degraded and demoralized herself and will have to live with that for the rest of her life. She may have a lot of money but she has no ones respect…material items can only make you so happy. They cannot fill the void of having no ‘true’ friends, no sense values, no truly ‘special’ Christmas where she is soooo excited to get the bike she has been dreaming off for over a year…..nothing really special. Just money…..honestly, I feel bad for her. :(

#169 SQUARE_ROOT quick question for you.

Whats the square root of Edna’s fat ass?

#171 Italian Stallion – that’s a tricky one. Given that her arse extends out of frame, I can’t determine whether her arse is limited to a finite area.

I’m not even sure the accepted definition of ‘ass’ can even be met in this instance. Dictionary.com defines the word ‘ass’ to mean vulgar slang for the anus or buttocks. Given that most of the shit would seem to come out of her head; and that the region between her ‘neck’ and her cankles appears to be one huge sack of fat – identifying the ass region is just too difficult.

Sorry mate, I’m putting this in the ‘too hard basket’ – along with my cock, which is just begging to bone this tragically fat Lamington of a ‘woman’.

@171
Stallion – here’s the answer to your word problem, see Pinky:

http://lotsoflard.com/?warnDisp=yes

#171- The square root of Edna’s fat ass is 5

Ok I obviously don’t read gossip that much… how do you people know she has herpes? Ew!

better being Paris with an SLR than you with a 1986 Volkswagen.

Now did I really think that?

If the next picture isn’t of Paris getting her drawstring caught in the doors and being dragged down the street, I’m over it…

On fait pas d’un ane un cheval de course… on roule dedans !

http://www.lezlife.com

One does not make to ass a racehorse… one rolls inside!

http://www.lezlife.com

Since when can an ostrich drive a car…?

Do people say ‘Jebus’ instead of ‘Jesus’ to try to sound adorable? – because it’s working!

Well i want that… Car
Peace Out…