Paris Hilton still has a McLaren SLR

April 26th, 2006 // 182 Comments
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Comments (182)

  1. Spangler | April 26, 2006 at 1:48 pm

    um……first?!

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  2. tamakins37 | April 26, 2006 at 1:48 pm

    i really want to punch her in the face!

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  3. Hara | April 26, 2006 at 1:48 pm

    TOTALLY super close to first. I can smell the glory.

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  4. Chrystal03 | April 26, 2006 at 1:48 pm

    and here’s another dumbass, geez, dont mind the other expensive car thats in your way…I am sure that purse left some scratch marks.

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  5. Land-Man | April 26, 2006 at 1:49 pm

    I’m dreaming of a blooow-jobbbb. Put it in your mouth, the instructions read.

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  6. Spangler | April 26, 2006 at 1:50 pm

    I don’t really have much to say about Paris Hilton. I’m not really sure why she’s considered a celebrity, or why there is the need to have photographers after her taking pictures of her having trouble with her car door. Ho hum (and I do mean ho!) She’s too dumb to deserve such riches. What a waste!

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  7. Pizzalover2K | April 26, 2006 at 1:51 pm

    well when u guys are flippin burgers, she’s humpin me :d

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  8. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 26, 2006 at 1:54 pm

    You know what else Paris Hilton has? An eating disorder! Those, unlike her car, are a dime a dozen.

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  9. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 26, 2006 at 1:56 pm

    I bet her assbones scraped the shit out of the paint job on that Ferrari, too.

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  10. boo | April 26, 2006 at 1:56 pm

    she ought not wear pants like that. having no hips and a bony ass will make your pants fall off (and i’m sure we can insert a joke here but i wont go there). all i want to do when seeing this picture is yank her pants back up. annoying.

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  11. Hueco Mundo | April 26, 2006 at 1:57 pm

    Poor Ferrari, looks like it needs some windex asap.

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  12. inspector11 | April 26, 2006 at 1:59 pm

    give her credit, it’s something she rarely does sober. that, and boys.

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  13. sharkbite | April 26, 2006 at 2:00 pm

    I really don’t think somebody with a brain the size of a pea should be operating such heavy machinery.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

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  14. tamtamtam | April 26, 2006 at 2:01 pm

    eewwww…she looks even more emaciated than usual. yikes. on the bright side, she’s not flashing us her crotch in these pictures…

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  15. theyareidiots | April 26, 2006 at 2:01 pm

    oh, I weep for the owner of the Ferrari. There’s no good way to get herpes infected skank off a fine Italian paint job.

    dumb bitch

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  16. Onrico | April 26, 2006 at 2:01 pm

    God DAMN it! I was wondering where the hell all those scratches came from. SOB@!@ And here I am thinking It’d be safe to park next to an SLR. F-ing rich kids….

    Can’t figure out why the paint is peeling off the whole side of the car however….

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  17. BigJim | April 26, 2006 at 2:03 pm

    Does no one else realize that this is a good thing? Those cars are, like, super fast. Faster than Land-man doing Tom Cruise in the pooper kind of fast. Faster than it takes to be first on this stupid website kind of fast.

    Did I mention they were fast?

    And everyone knows that speed kills.

    SF’s next headline: “Paris Hilton decapitated in fiery wreck — Entire world rejoices.”

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  18. tinkerbelle | April 26, 2006 at 2:06 pm

    wow, in her world, she thinks she’s beautiful in that outfit.

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  19. Aimtrue | April 26, 2006 at 2:06 pm

    FIRST

    I look at her and think wow I want to bang her then I think no oozing blistering sores and my wang droops

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  20. Chrystal03 | April 26, 2006 at 2:07 pm

    Also, whats up with her shoulders, you can hang a coat on that!!!

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  21. biatcho | April 26, 2006 at 2:07 pm

    Fuckng retard can’t even open the goddamn door. You expect her to be able to drive it? “Why can’t this thing like drive itself… I paid enough for it. Oh wait, I didn’t pay for it, I only had to suck off a group of German businessman to get it”.
    The only thing she knows how to operate in that car is her dumb-ass boyfriends grilling machine.

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  22. BigJim | April 26, 2006 at 2:08 pm

    Does anyone else think that the chick at the top of the SF page (the one missing the top of her head) is hot?

    She looks like a hot porn star.

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  23. Gerald Tarrant | April 26, 2006 at 2:09 pm

    @ 17 – BigJim, if jumping into an electrified pool didn’t kill her, crashing a McLaren at 140 won’t. She’s like a disease that won’t go away, or is it she has a disease that won’t go away? Oh right, both.

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  24. lawyergirl | April 26, 2006 at 2:10 pm

    Anyone want to see a real picture of Edna Bambrick?

    http://profiles.yahoo.com/edna_bambrick

    talk about obscene items on the internet

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  25. michelle101 | April 26, 2006 at 2:12 pm

    that car’s feeling the urge to take a shower

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  26. BarbadoSlim | April 26, 2006 at 2:12 pm

    It’s obvious that the McLaren is lost, no way e that a Decon team can get there in time to sanitize it. The Ferrari MIIIGHT be salvageable

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  27. Badhero | April 26, 2006 at 2:13 pm

    I think she’s morphing into that pill popping, anorexic, hypoglycemia ignoring, suspicious boyfriend having Sonny VonBulow. She must be taking taking Paris’ body over using astral projection from her bed at the long term coma facility. I knew she’d be back! And Paris is the perfect recepticle for someone who has been sitting around for the last 20 years. Look out Klaus!

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  28. LuckySlide16 | April 26, 2006 at 2:14 pm

    Now I know what to do after betting away my Bentley, and almost dieing in a electrifying pool accident, buy a more expensive car and hopefully crash it….. preferably into Tom Cruise.

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  29. michelle101 | April 26, 2006 at 2:14 pm

    #24 she removed her homepage. http://jesus-is-lord.com / is was her homepage yesterday (maybe people started emailing them?)

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  30. Geno | April 26, 2006 at 2:15 pm

    She is a bit chunky. Jenny Craig is calling.
    http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

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  31. Chrystal03 | April 26, 2006 at 2:15 pm

    #24, OMG, no wonder she’s mad at the world!

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  32. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 26, 2006 at 2:16 pm

    27 – That’s actually a picture of me. Here’s my web site:
    http://www.icey.tv/showphoto.php?photo=0005&nav=01

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  33. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 26, 2006 at 2:17 pm

    ^that was directed at #22 actually, but everyone is invited

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  34. Gerald Tarrant | April 26, 2006 at 2:22 pm

    And people wonder why I am stalking oshkosh.

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  35. BarbadoSlim | April 26, 2006 at 2:23 pm

    Funny, she looks EXACTLY as someone with the name “Edna Bambrick” should look.

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  36. Spindoc | April 26, 2006 at 2:23 pm

    I hope the owner of the car she’s sitting on has Valtrex wipes.

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  37. suzy | April 26, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    omgosh, her arms are not arms.. they’re just bones

    and they had her on camera on tv at a jama juice with the car like last week or something

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  38. BigJim | April 26, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    #32:

    Whoever that is, she qualifies as “Leave your wife and kids” kind of hot.

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  39. Italian Stallion | April 26, 2006 at 2:27 pm

    Hey you guys, do you want to know something about Paris?

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  40. Italian Stallion | April 26, 2006 at 2:27 pm

    She can’t even spell CAR…….

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  41. BoobsForBob | April 26, 2006 at 2:27 pm

    Paris, if you read this, you look fat.

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  42. nbk | April 26, 2006 at 2:28 pm

    That’s one fine car…

    And just to think that she’d plant her herpes on the seat and then she’d wreck it next week while speeding away from the paparazzi… what a waste.

    Ok so she’s fucking rich and she has way more money than I would ever see in my fucking life, she still a waste of skin.

    Oh fuck, why do I care? I guess I am jealous. Oh fuck, I am jealous of Paris Hilton! That thought make me wanna kill myself.

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  43. lurkerx | April 26, 2006 at 2:30 pm

    Wow, why can’t her car wrap itself around a pole the way she does?

    Hope a roving pack of wild dogs doesn’t try to bury her ass.

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  44. tits_on_snack | April 26, 2006 at 2:40 pm

    Yes… But i fear that even if she ever did manage to kill herself in a car accident, it’d backfire on us, and would simply Kurt-Cobain herself into even greater eternal iconic stardom. We would be forced to endure years of “Paris Hilton: The Beautiful Life and Tragic Death of an Heiress”.

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  45. BarbadoSlim | April 26, 2006 at 2:41 pm

    Eeeewww, now that I look closer I can honestly say that skanky hilton looks as if she just finished pulling an all night shift of cum harvesting. She looks sticky and unwashed.

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  46. BigJim | April 26, 2006 at 2:44 pm

    #45 is not the real Edna. Real Edna refers to people by posting number, not their “name.”

    Bring back the real Edna!

    Oh, and I think I love biatcho.

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  47. Badhero | April 26, 2006 at 2:45 pm

    Posted by tits_on_snack on April 26, 2006 02:40 PM

    @44. Yes… But i fear that even if she ever did manage to kill herself in a car accident, it’d backfire on us, and would simply Kurt-Cobain herself into even greater eternal iconic stardom. We would be forced to endure years of “Paris Hilton: The Beautiful Life and Tragic Death of an Heiress”.

    Would never happen–Kurt was a talented, tortured songwriter with an illness.
    Paris is just the anti-christ.
    No worries there.

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  48. CancerNipples | April 26, 2006 at 2:47 pm

    Fuck, she is ugly.

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  49. CancerNipples | April 26, 2006 at 2:48 pm

    Oh, a LOL at “Kurt Cobain was a talented songwriter”

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  50. Badhero | April 26, 2006 at 2:50 pm

    @51. Better than Paris

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