Paris Hilton is campaigning hard for a role in the new movie Dallas based on the popular 1980′s TV show. Paris is certain she’s landed the role of Lucy Ewing, despite several insider reports that the part is already taken by a young, new actress Katie Cassidy. Ok! Magazine reports:
“In her mind she’s already part of American royalty by being a Hilton,” explains the source. “So she thinks it will be perfect casting. She’s actually surprised the producers haven’t thought of this themselves!”
Oh, those silly producers. How could they not think of Paris Hilton first? Those goofballs have to be playing a joke. I mean, who really looks for acting ability, likability and, I dunno, basic literacy when casting a movie? These guys should do stand-up. I’m dying over here. Not casting Paris Hilton. Ha! That is rich.
She’s way too damn old to play the part of Lucy.
Her dress looks like the Iron Curtain.
In that pic with the other skank it’s like they are having a who’s nose is more fucked up contest. of course, wonky wins.
Poor Delusional Paris (sniff sniff)
Another nasty little White slut, thinking she can actually do something other than spread her legs.
In one pic they are giving each other the vagina high 5
Why does she have black fingernail polish on? I thought she’s racist!
Paris was hot when she was younger, and she has a phenomenal lower body, but now half her pictures look like she’s some old republican wifey. The girly girl cutes are leaving her rapidly, and watch her in a movie to see just how awful an actress she really is. She distracts she is so bad. Noone doing a professional movie will include an actress that distractingly bad. The chick has zero cabbage between her ears. She hasnt exactly spent a lot of time in school. I bet in a year, maybe two, she will be completely over, as in you never hear about her over. Pray she doesnt figure out how dumb she is and kill herself, because then we will never hear the end of it. I dont think she will, though. She’s stupid, but mercenary and kind of a survivor. You have to be to stay alive and be that dumb.
she is stupid!!
Paris Hilton is crazy like a fox, never underestimate her.
Evidently she CAN sing and dance and act, that is the verdict from people who have worked with her.
And if she can pull her weight in a production, the fact that she is rich should not be held against her.
Paris Hilton is not going away, her wealth alone guarantees that much.
Moreover, she is now an international celeb thanks to the idiot Judge Sauer. People around the world are interested in her, and whatever Paris Hilton does is NEWS.
i am glad to see you here, you are always shining, including your photos on sugarcupid.com.
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