It’s been awhile since Paris HIlton has done anything so I figured I’d put up these shots of her at the World Music Awards to remind you what she looks like. Although Paris Hilton attending the World Music Awards is like Mariah Carey attending the Oscars. Or Paris Hilton attending the Oscars. Or Paris Hilton attending any event which requires any sort of skill or talent. You’d think her contributions to the world of music would have her banned from things like this by now. Ya know, or shot.
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MotherTeresa | November 15, 2006 at 1:33 pm
it’s weird because just a minute ago i was looking up “filler” on dictionary.com
juice_up | November 15, 2006 at 1:33 pm
First! I’ll hit that.
juice_up | November 15, 2006 at 1:33 pm
guess not…
2nd still good, right?
onecritic | November 15, 2006 at 1:35 pm
She’s got some bony ol’ knees there!!!
PunjabPete | November 15, 2006 at 1:37 pm
World Music Awards?? LMAO.
Who let that bitch in????
You know the difference between K-fed and Paris? She can afford to buy more of her own CDs so she doesn’t look like she sucks as bad….
Oh but she does…. SUCK.
jrzmommy | November 15, 2006 at 1:37 pm
drag queen lookin’ motherfucker
Pagan Queen | November 15, 2006 at 1:42 pm
She is turning into Ivanka Trump – double dunces there!
combustion8 | November 15, 2006 at 1:44 pm
I’ve seen better legs on an ostrich.
Pagan Queen | November 15, 2006 at 1:44 pm
**Tramp**
StanGable | November 15, 2006 at 1:45 pm
can’t stand her. but still fuckable. with protection.
1985_binion's_poker_champion | November 15, 2006 at 1:46 pm
dirty whore
danielle | November 15, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Although she doesn’t know this yet, Paris is willingly signing off on a form to permanantly “terminate” her existence.
In the first pic, that’s the hired assassin’s hand that’s giving her that “picture” to sign. Yup. Any minute now…the world will be free of Ms. P. Crabpanties. Oh Goody!
Where’s my damn popcorn?
Sheva | November 15, 2006 at 1:49 pm
That’s not a bad Ivanka imitation. And by imitation I mean the effort you’d expect from a $200 whore.
They usually hang out by the Plaza Hotel in New York, and other than Paris, the best street whores I’ve seen.
theblemish.com | November 15, 2006 at 1:58 pm
She kind of reminds me of Ashlee Simpson in ones hot.
http://theblemish.com
Binky | November 15, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Judging from her eyes – Tyson is fighting women already.
chubbs | November 15, 2006 at 2:04 pm
judging from her profile, her and Jay Leno could be related
Tha-Flash | November 15, 2006 at 2:13 pm
One night in Paris, One night in Paris, One night in Paris… Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
One night in Paris, One night in Paris, One night in Paris… Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
One night in Paris, One night in Paris, One night in Paris… Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
One night in Paris, One night in Paris, One night in Paris… Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
One night in Paris, One night in Paris, One night in Paris… Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
One night in Paris, One night in Paris, One night in Paris… Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
One night in Paris, One night in Paris, One night in Paris… Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
One night in Paris, One night in Paris, One night in Paris… Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
86 | November 15, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Is that fucking Circuit City Remote Hand bugging the shit out of anyone besides me??????????
BoognishRising | November 15, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Please oh please oh please hook up with K-fed. Even just for a drunken one-nighter.
scenario: penis enters Paris, contracts Uber-disease, penis dies instantly. Then penis comes back to life killing Paris and eating her brains. They don’t call her vagina Raccoon City for nothing.
Paige | November 15, 2006 at 2:24 pm
that girl’s got some tired eyes.
enfilade | November 15, 2006 at 2:32 pm
She’s still alive? Damn, i thought a bus hit her, must have been a wonderful, wonderful dream.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
D'oh Eyes | November 15, 2006 at 2:33 pm
I’m in the 1st picture. You can my hand desperately reaching toward Paris in a last-ditch attempt to strangle her scrawny bird-neck, after a failed attempt to blow up her limo. Curses! Foiled again!
ponk | November 15, 2006 at 2:33 pm
my god, what happened to her face?! looks like they tried to lipo from the back of her skull and her face started to cave in.
Jacquelantern | November 15, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Look at the guy in the green shirt in the background!! LMAO The look on his face is awesome!! Its like Christmas morning to him!!
slantingthroughdarkness | November 15, 2006 at 2:39 pm
Paris Hilton, still choking on jizz.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Brain Embolism | November 15, 2006 at 2:57 pm
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
mYslead | November 15, 2006 at 3:06 pm
she dosen’t look like Paris Hilton in the main picture. she also looks better than usual, oh well.
yardgraffiti | November 15, 2006 at 3:14 pm
yeah she doesn’t look like herself, which is a good thing.
Binky | November 15, 2006 at 3:18 pm
You gotta love Paris. A couple of black eyes -NP- she’s still standing.
Other than the lack of acting ‘chops’ – she’s the Pam Anderson of her generation, or…ummmm… degeneration.
We had ‘Generation X’ and ‘Y’. Now we have ‘Generation WTF’
Not all the heroes are overseas…
Tits_McGhee | November 15, 2006 at 3:24 pm
Wow, slow news day, huh, Superfish?
Blog Lurker Guy Man Dude | November 15, 2006 at 3:45 pm
first of all, Second is just another word for loser.
Second, take a look at her legs in those photos. Nasty Granny Legs!!! I thought she had chicken legs but I guess she took it a step further.
ElatedPornStar | November 15, 2006 at 4:20 pm
Those legs are so fucking nasty.
Binky | November 15, 2006 at 4:21 pm
I made a few Borat comments here. Not that anyone gives a shit but I just read about Borat’s village shoot in Romania and want to retract them.
“They made us put a cow in our living room and they made it defecate and urinate in the house.”
Other performers in the village were paid $3.30 to have farm animals filmed in their living rooms. The woman who plays Borat’s mother has no running water in her home and lives in squalor.
But $28.3 million last weekend ! Whoo HOOO !!!
What a typical prick elitest colonialist Brit. (And don’t go near ‘the people who like the money’ he likes to talk about. )
Binky | November 15, 2006 at 4:38 pm
But if they can’t take a joke – who gives a shit ! ;-)
herbiefrog | November 15, 2006 at 5:18 pm
apparently…
fucker pop nuts wants to say…
well he doesnt actually have anything to say
he just wants to think he sounds clever
and yet he can neither make music
nor sing it : )
…but it doesnt deter him
…he wants his pound of flesh
…and he wants it now
lol bitch
funnily enough
it’s just not your time
not your day
not your minute
just who is that ?
talking to you in there?
have you done wrong?
time to pay : ))
ae1986 | November 15, 2006 at 5:20 pm
1st picture: anyone notice her crumpled ear? ew…
Binky | November 15, 2006 at 5:26 pm
( I’ll have what herb is having )
HolisticWisdomcom | November 15, 2006 at 5:29 pm
The flapper dress is just not working well on her. Although nothing really does.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
killeristic | November 15, 2006 at 6:39 pm
SHIT! my eyes are playing tricks on me!
LoneWolf | November 15, 2006 at 7:25 pm
I know this guy who had sex with Paris (who doesn’t, right?). Anyway, a couple of days later, his cock starts turning black, so he goes to the doctor. And the doctor says, “Well, I think we’ll have to amputate.” And the guy, goes, fuck this, I want a second opinion. So he goes to another doctor, and that one says, no, we dont’ have to amputate. And the guy goes, thank God. And the doc says, “Yeah, it’ll fall off by itself!”
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, I’m here all week. And I am so fucking drunk right now. Time to go to beddy byes….see you all tomorrow…….
LoneWolf | November 15, 2006 at 7:30 pm
(Eric Cartman voice) I love you guys…….
Binky | November 15, 2006 at 7:32 pm
Sacha – come on back for a few interviews
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=415871&in_page_id=1770
About – you know the ‘money’…
Borat | November 15, 2006 at 8:35 pm
43. I make sexy with all girl in village. That should be pay enough, yes? You shut mouth or I make sexy with your asshole. You would like this, yes?
HollyJ | November 15, 2006 at 9:11 pm
Haiku summing up my evening:
Kids’ bath, both shocked, found pie-eyed,
Standing in water;
Long shit on tub-side, still warm.
therapture | November 15, 2006 at 9:25 pm
I’d still hit it….from behind. Twice. With a bat.
Binky | November 15, 2006 at 9:39 pm
# 44 not unless you’re with Customs.
HollyJ – much like mine. Long shit – 44-side.
Best of luck back in the village Borat. I’m sure they’re overwhelmed by your cultural sensitivity. What was your background again ? It seems to have slipped my mind.
Dory | November 15, 2006 at 9:48 pm
Superfish… Notice the DISTINCT lack of posts… everyone has come, seen the total lack of content and left again because to waste the time signing in just so you can say the same old things about skanky old paris just isn’t worth the effort
Binky | November 15, 2006 at 9:55 pm
# 48 Yeah – But at least now we have ‘Borat-cred’
Binky | November 15, 2006 at 10:00 pm
An “ugly, tall, moustachioed American man” came to the village.
Shit – you poor Americans get it left and right !!! lol
frescavergene | November 15, 2006 at 10:11 pm
hahaha she’s fat. god i’m such a bitch.