Anyone remember Paris Hilton? Anyone? Ha ha, just kidding. Who could forget all that herp? What’re you looking at above are pics of Paris and Benji Madden that sparked speculation she’s knocked up with a devil spawn. Fortunately, for humanity’s sake, those claims have been deemed illegitimate – like the child she’ll eventually have at a later date. Us Magazine reports:
The heiress, 27, sparked blog rumors when she wore a green satin slip-dress to Crown Bar in Los Angeles Wednesday.
But her rep tells Usmagazine.com reports are “completely false.”
Of course, one might say this is the product of rampant media speculation trying to drum up a story out of nothing. But we all know Paris wore that dress and went “Hello, baby rumors, I’m back on top!” So, to deflate Paris’ plans, I’m going with a different angle. The truth:
EXCLUSIVE: PARIS HILTON’S BABY BUMP EXPLAINED: ‘I SWALLOWED A BABY DOLPHIN’
You heard it here first. Now, quick, someone get Hayden Panettiere a club for the beatdown of the century: The Wonk. The Midget. SUNDAY!
It is an alibi. Hilton is going to prison for numerous, numerous federal crimes commited against me and Britney Spears. Hilton is a true monster.
It is an alibi. Hilton is going to prison for numerous, numerous federal crimes commited against me and Britney Spears. Hilton is a true monster.
It is an alibi. Hilton is going to prison for numerous, numerous federal crimes commited against me and Britney Spears. Hilton is a true monster.
I thought Paris had been taught to keep her size 11 Klondike’s out of the view of the cameras. Her feet look bigger than Benji’s head.
And her face looks even more made-up than usual.
Is she still in love with her artificial lfe?
Damn, all of the racist t=right-wing troglodytes are out in full force making shit up as usual and trying to criticize Obama by throwing out vapid, non-substantive, emotional terms like “socialist” or “terrorist.” Because Obama has a middle name, given to him by his parents, that happens to be the same as the last name of a deposed dictator, somehow means Obama is a muslim sutocrat? Is that what passes for right-wing logic today? How stupid and desperate do you have to be to resort to a fucked up, non-argument like that? It just shows how stupid conservatards are as well as their inability to debate the issues. And how is Obama part of the Chicago political machine? Have their EVER been any allegations that his election to the IL state senate was illegitimate. Those “left-wingers” that support him happen to be the urban poor of Chicago’s south side.
Fuck you repugs and your fat-cat, white racist base.
The conservatards destroyed this country over the past 30 years. The average person is making less money, is more in debt, decent paying jobs are going away (not because of illegal immigrants, they take menial low paying jobs. Go blame corporate America for paying low wages, but dark minorities are easy targets for dumb fuck republicans), health care and college are less affordable, and America has become an oppressive right-wing empire.
Yessir the right wing zealots are a mindless bunch. Very easy to program. Give ‘em something easy to chew on and they will gobble it right up!
Swift boat veterans and commies and terrorists and Obama is a Muslim evil name and we need to attack other countries (and pass the bill over to the feudal serfs – us the poor) for trying to do the things that we do all the time, and permanent tax breaks for the wealthy and cutting benefits for the poor and the rise of the super wealthy and on and on.
And these peasant nuts take it all in (the ass) and smirck and call the left the party of traitors and radicals and delusional.
If you try to talk about changing the way we do things like alternate energy etc. they freak right out and call you eccentric or nonamerican.
I guess we will just rot away here in the states. Sure looking that way. We are fucked and fucked hard and dry. This is going to be a terrible depression we are facing. Rising oil prices and food will start really skyrocketing soon.
Wait until the fools start suffering hunger pangs. That will wake ‘em up.
By then it will be too late I am afraid.
‘Sheva’ – we’re all still having a few problems with ‘free fall collapse speed’.
(Been busy…Comments?)
I bet Shiva owns a Qwicky Mart.
@104 I had this weird dream the other night. I went into a bar and they were having a contest. Paris was up on the bar with a bunch of other girls, and men in blindfolds were told to guess which feet were Paris’ and they would get a months worth of free beer. WTF? Really, I don’t bother to spend much time thinking about Paris during the day, and now I’m dreaming about her ridiculously large feet? I blame The Superficial, its seriously warping my mind!!
That is the ugliest effing dress she has ever worn.
Seriously. she’s rich. she should hire someone to burn that. and then give the ashes a good-ol’ Catholic blessing…. and then burn it again.
so. ugly!
what the hell!
That is the ugliest effing dress she has ever worn.
Seriously. she’s rich. she should hire someone to burn that. and then give the ashes a good-ol’ Catholic blessing…. and then burn it again.
so. ugly!
what the hell!
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Jealous unimportant pathetic losers! That’s the profile of the Bud-Lite Maxxim-Stuffer dips who hate Paris. Paris does more for humanity and the world between 9 AM and Noon then you and your entire family tree will do for 10, 000 life-times.
Hey Lizzums
Who are you? The real truth is that what Bud-Lites like you say about Paris, including the punk dipfeces who runs this blog, is really your self-confession.
So instead of the obvious ‘Who gives a shit about Paris.’ Its evidence against you are these constant media events which serve to promote her and the growing number of products she produces.
The real truth is ‘Who gives a shit about you?’ Because its obvious that the great merchant houses of the world such as Macy’s, Neimen-Marcus,
Nordstrom etc gives a shit about Paris and when she makes appearances there, its a real media event.
Pathetic loser, go back to your boyish arsed Jessica Alba because you are nothing to compare yourself to Paris.
You oughta bend over so someone can kick your loser’s butt into a recruiter’s office so perhaps lessons of life can be learned in Afghanistan.