Paris Hilton Steals Tape

20050124paris.jpgRemember when Paris Hilton stole her own sex tape because she saw it in a store and was pissed it was being sold? Well there’s video of the whole hilarious ordeal for all our watching amusement. Too bad she won’t get into any real trouble over it. When your family is worth $300 gazillion (I rounded up), you can pretty much murder the President and get away with it.

Paris Hilton to Face Charges of Theft and Vandalism? [Celebrity Justice – with video]

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