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sTEVE | August 6, 2008 at 9:02 am
Mowi
Luvs it.
Fish Fish | August 6, 2008 at 9:10 am
“strick environmental oversights”… ‘nuf said.
Prattletale | August 6, 2008 at 9:10 am
One thing’s for sure, Paris always can be goaded into making a public spectacle of herself in responding to ANYTHING.
If only she could be persuaded into taking the high road and just shutting her mouth—for once. But then there would be a lot of disappointed knobs out there that need to be polished. And it’s not like she has a good parental role model in Kathy. Both of their responses are the desired effect….they’re too easy. Manipulation baby.
Bummer.
sherry | August 6, 2008 at 9:13 am
i think i would vote for paris at this point GO PARIS GIVE THEM HELL!!!!!
Aaron | August 6, 2008 at 9:14 am
The scary thing is that you CAN vote for anybody at a voting booth. I can totally see Paris Hilton’s name showing up for like 1000 votes or something in the November election…
WickedWitchOfTheWest | August 6, 2008 at 9:20 am
On a related note…here’s a video of another retard…except this one is kinda funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxODBppps18
enjoy
mimi | August 6, 2008 at 9:21 am
This ad rocks!
Fish-Head SUKS!
GO PARIS!
steve | August 6, 2008 at 9:26 am
haha, that ruled.
vote Paris.
Magoo | August 6, 2008 at 9:30 am
Holy SHIT BATMAN i think im gonna choke Paris actually sounded the slightest bit intelligent like she knows about the energy debate
rough daddy | August 6, 2008 at 9:31 am
wanna bet they finally had this, after 200 outtakes? a team of producers probably connect the takes, line by line….
rustingrabbit | August 6, 2008 at 9:36 am
I’m surprised my head is still intact after watching that video. What?! And that was actually a good plan…wasn’t hers…but wasn’t half that bad. How about she uses come of her millions to help pay for it? I mean her parents. They owe us anyway for letting her crazy ass out into the world.
rustingrabbit | August 6, 2008 at 9:36 am
I’m surprised my head is still intact after watching that video. What?! And that was actually a good plan…wasn’t hers…but wasn’t half that bad. How about she uses some of her millions to help pay for it? I mean her parents. They owe us anyway for letting her crazy ass out into the world.
havoc | August 6, 2008 at 9:41 am
Attention whore.
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RichPort | August 6, 2008 at 9:44 am
Nice. I bet she could respond to the energy crisis by say, not being a single person living in a 60000 sq foot house with a pool the size of an elementary school. Or switching to environmentally friendly, vegetable based lube.
#10 – My thoughts exactly. I bet they wasted enough energy to light up the city of Paris trying to get this one right.
ishi-san | August 6, 2008 at 9:45 am
*hahahahaha*
you can really see that she has no idea what she is talking about when she gives her explanation of the ‘energy-policy’!!!!! But WOW, she remembered that text really well!!! maybe she is not as stupid as I though after all *lol*
me | August 6, 2008 at 9:48 am
OMG THAT WAS HILLARIOUS, i loved it, don’t you peeps have a sense of humour?!!!
RichPort | August 6, 2008 at 9:51 am
#16 – Hey, I have a sense of humOr… I laugh every time you people throw extra letters in your words…
zegabe | August 6, 2008 at 9:51 am
talking about policies she surely favors loose border controls in the southern areas
it seems many people managed to cross the very, very very weak barriers she had put around her southern border and manged to enter and exit enter and exit enter and exit
Meredith | August 6, 2008 at 9:54 am
I’ve never said a kind word about Paris, but that? Was funny. I give her credit for being able to see the humour of the situation.
Meredith | August 6, 2008 at 9:56 am
I’ve never said a kind word about Paris, but that? Was funny. I give her credit for being able to see the humour of the situation. RichPort, I’m Canadian. That word has a U in it. Not that I would be so rude as to suggest that you spell it wrong…
treeeka | August 6, 2008 at 9:58 am
Ha! That was actually really F’ing awesome!
Good job girl! Well spoken.
max | August 6, 2008 at 10:02 am
Paris, you are stupid, stupid person!!! you have no idea about politics! zip your mouth!!!
RichPort | August 6, 2008 at 10:03 am
Hi Meredith… I didn’t say you ice jockeys spelled it wrong, I just said I chuckle at all the extra letters. I mean, anyoune caun audd aun euxtra “u” whereeuver theuy waunt. It doesn’t dehorse my mounties… I’m all types of understanding of third world cultures and shit.
ishi-san | August 6, 2008 at 10:04 am
@ RichPort (14, 17) : I absolutly agree with your point in 14……
…….but humour with “ou” is not wrong at all!!!!!! that’s British English! which is according to me a richer English …..but don’t execute me for that, it’s just my oppinion! *lol*
jeramey | August 6, 2008 at 10:10 am
i think i just lolzed a little, i have no idea why
Linda | August 6, 2008 at 10:14 am
#22
100% right!!!
stella | August 6, 2008 at 10:17 am
hilarious!
paris is actually funny! go paris ^^
Meredith | August 6, 2008 at 10:23 am
Thanks for explaining, RichPort. I shouldn’t be so quick to be all defensive. It’s just that we get a lot of “you’re wrong and we’re right” from our southern neighbo(u)rs, and national defense is my knee-jerk reaction. Thanks again, and no harm done.
buck | August 6, 2008 at 10:26 am
if she actually did run for president as a third party she would get 20% of Obama’s informed voters.
gerard Vandenberg | August 6, 2008 at 10:27 am
DID YOU “STUDY” HER SHOE-SIZE?
tight lipped smiler | August 6, 2008 at 10:28 am
Wow, Paris you actually sounded intelligent. Now get a boob job like you’re supposed to.
ihatework | August 6, 2008 at 10:28 am
Paris supports drilling…. as long as it is in her glory hole…. that in itself is an enviromental disaster…
Slackuru | August 6, 2008 at 10:43 am
I think I’m scared, she sounded more intelligent and coherent than either of the chumps we are supposed to vote on in the fall!
criss | August 6, 2008 at 10:46 am
i think shes hysterical
sick | August 6, 2008 at 10:47 am
That was great!!! In my opinion that was the perfect way to respond to the McCain ad. Way to go, Paris!
Kim Lardassian | August 6, 2008 at 10:56 am
UGH so vacuous talk of reading autocue. If it was almost any other celeb it would have been funny but for Parisite it just makes me wanna stab her.
Kim Lardassian | August 6, 2008 at 11:01 am
@17 we laugh every time we realiSe how utterly illiterate and uneducated Americans are we also snigger every time Americans say they speak and write English when they clearly can do no such thing, only the British English speak and write correct English, anything else is a pathetic attempt that fails miserably.
You’ll all be speaking Spanish soon enough anyway and then thank goodness we can have English back.
Kim Lardassian | August 6, 2008 at 11:02 am
@17 we laugh every time we realiSe how utterly illiterate and uneducated Americans are we also snigger every time Americans say they speak and write English when they clearly can do no such thing, only the British English speak and write correct English, anything else is a pathetic attempt that fails miserably.
You’ll all be speaking Spanish soon enough anyway and then thank goodness we can have English back.
Banquo | August 6, 2008 at 11:05 am
OK,..I HATE HATE H.A.T.E. (Hate All Things Even remotely paris) but that was funny, and more to the point spot on.
Republicans have good ideas that are to strictly “Republican” in their philosophy (in that they limit what’s good for “the people” over what’s good for “the party”) The Dems are the same…..
If you combine and/or use bits and pieces from each sides suggestions you usually find the best solution for the people. But that would cut into the lobby contributions/payoffs for either side, so it will never happen.
meborg | August 6, 2008 at 11:07 am
Why is this skank-whore still around????
WHO CARES
Meredith | August 6, 2008 at 11:10 am
That’s uncalled for, Kim. Be nice.
roop | August 6, 2008 at 11:11 am
#13. That was exactly the point of the original McCain ad.
Cattyluo | August 6, 2008 at 11:15 am
It is incredible !I saw her profile on M i l l i o n a i r e 4 m e . c o m ,there are so many hot pictures on this site.If you have interest,you can visit the site.
Sam | August 6, 2008 at 11:15 am
Vote! Paris Hilton/ Kim Kardashian 08′
marie | August 6, 2008 at 11:20 am
That is the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile. I’d vote for her. She’s definitely hot. Not. But whom… who wrote her commerical? Benji Madden?
MassGrrl | August 6, 2008 at 11:23 am
@37/38: Apparently, those speaking British English have no need for proper punctuation.
FIST | August 6, 2008 at 11:24 am
Cunt.
Paris Sucks | August 6, 2008 at 11:26 am
Her nose could pop a balloon.
mer | August 6, 2008 at 11:27 am
The best part is when she tried to be serious.
Also, that she thinks she’s hot.
RichPort | August 6, 2008 at 11:35 am
#38 & 39 – And yet here you are, commenting on an American blog (ahem)
Bullet Tooth Tony: A bookie’s got blagged last night.
Avi: Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.
Go thee backe to ye olde shoppe you freaking letter waster!!!