Paris Hilton “Stars Are Blind” music video (version 2)

#49

Please go to her fan club website, herpesclubwhores.com. Included with your membership fee are ‘tricks of the trade’ for enduring massive mutant herpes and faking your way through singing on overpriced production. You get a free plastic tiara with every membership, as well as anti-itch cream suitible for your genitals. If you act now, you’ll also get, AT NO EXTRA COST, her latest single entitled ‘Rich Helicoptor Whore in a German Outhouse’. I hear that’s destined to be a classic.

@49-

I’ll admit I am jealous of her…

…if she makes a video exactly like this one, only with Johnny Depp as the photographer.

So basically, I will admit that I am jealous of her when hell freezes over.

Um ya, that was utterly pointless. I’m ashamed I watched it at all. This girl has NO talent and no hope of ever becoming a performer, unless it’s a performer of sexual deeds. She sings with her throat (does a lot of things with her throat) to a song that sounds like a Barbie Movie sing-a-long and is too busy looking at herself to do anything else.

Ew…did anyone else think she had an odd amount of cellulite?

*HURL*
Ooops! Excuse me!

What a great voice– Milli Vanilli would be proud!

Do any of the people who request her song on the radio (all under the age of 10 I’m sure) get it that this is not her voice? She sounds like Marilyn Monroe on crank.

Is it me or does she sound like Gwen Stefani?

My blog is better than anything anybody has come out with in entertainment this Summer.

Also, I will have sex with Paris soon. I’m pretty sure of it.

Women like Paris Hilton are setting us back 30 years. They have nothing to offer but “hotness” which is, oh, wait, what site am I on? The Superficial? Oh.

Is she basically saying that even the dudes taking pictures for her albums or doing her makeup are being attacked and raped by her in mid-session? Doesn’t she know that those dudes are 100% gay?

Is that rope-swinging scene basically a phallic teaser?

She’ll turn anything into something sexual. She’d even make a video of her at a funeral giving a strip tease to the corpse.

This is the most bland, boring tripe I’ve ever seen. I suppose it’s not that the song’s so horribly bad, it’s that it’s so innocuous there’s no way she could have screwed up. By comparison, she makes Britney Spears seem deep and complex.

#0 cant remember
if we already said this…

but…

that’s hot : )

ok…

…to save time

#16 video 2 appears more realistic but is still just as fake
#19 hard to wrap you lips around that phrase : )
#21 why were you trying to keep your mouth shut?
#22 you wish : )
#29 we will take that as a compliment
#38.2 like you could give a f*ckj
#44 that’s very insightful
#48 yeah we get it …and?

#52 …assume you are
Johnny Depp
agent or publisist
or whatever the fuck
you call yourselves
these days : )

w . t . f . ?

lol bitches
welcome to realitity rea… whatever…

#60 at least someone’s
bothered watching it :)
lol bitches :)
get a grip )

herbie goes bananas

@64 re:22
Are you implying that Hilton is something that everyone OUGHT to be wishing for?

Okay, when I first watched this I said to my dad “Why are they showing paris’s sex tape on a music channel?”

Has anyone heard Paris’s other songs? Apparently she was told to just say the words in a sleezy voice; cause her singing is even worse, and even more synthesized. [sorry if someone already said this, cant be stuffed reading]

I wanted to flog myself as punishment for sitting through the entire video, but I couldn’t find the flogger. Dammit, I HATE when I misplace important shit like car keys and self-flagellation equipment.

when i first heard this i thought she was sooooooo just another Gwen Stefani. I cant believe this worst is unfortunate enough to have two of ‘em now.

The song is a rip-off of “The Tide is High” and the video is a rip-off of “Wicked Games.” Paris is so creative.
I would rather hear Debbie Harry and see Helena Christensen any day.

NOOOOO!!!! OH GOD!! NO!!!!!! PLEASE!!! MAKE HER STOP!!!! MAKE HER STOP!!!!!

Whew! I feel better now!

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y is everyone always picking on parsi she beautiful and shes done more with her life then any of u will and shes a great singer i love her cd

#74 You pisshead. How the hell do you know who is on this site, it could be that a future President is hanging out here for God’s sake. I guarantee you that this whoress will never be President. Its easy to put your name on other’s products and sell them as your own, and its easy to start up with a rich family behind you. A poor person trying to do these things would find it hard. How stupid do you think we are anyway? Great singer my ass. And don’t tell me what my life is worth, fascist pig.

Enough of Paris! She has not talent, she is sleazy, she’s kinda dumb. Her song should be titled ‘She’s so Vain’ It’s just a video of her slinking around and making out. She can’t sing, if that is even her voice in the video. The song sounds very familiar. The video appears to be a rip off of the old Chris Issak one on the beach. She looks dirty. Heck…she is dirty. She was born into money and apparently can do whatever she wants. As long as people keep buying her stuff and watching that lame show where she totally insults people (and they let her!) she will continue to be in the public eye. All of those shows like Access Hollywood etc seem to promote everything she does. She’s not newsworthy. I am tired of people like here being put on a pedastal and served up as role models for our youth!

I think her video is good. Sounds a lot like bubble gum music, but which musical artist is not bubble gum today? And, thank you to TRL for that nod of confusion…….. lol

This video is way better. She still looks like big bird rolling in the sand wishing she was in “Wicked Game” by Chris Issac, but her fashion is better. She’ll never be a sexy pin-up no matter what shoes and bed she lays on or wheel she toes herself to.
.:E:.

OBVIOUSLY! The majority of these posting have been “created” by extremely cruel, mean-spirited “human beings”. The lowest common denominator aka jealous, envious, petty primates. It is not her fault that she was born a heiress just as it is not the fault of an Africa child who dies of starvation before they are born. But I guess you primates have never thought about the big global picture and have never had any deep, profound thoughts. So I am requesting that you utilize your mind for constructive, creative purposes. Instead of playing the role of primates who have nothing constructive to do with your time so your are all choosing to bitch, moan and attack a talented and beautiful women who made the perfect pop song and video. Why don’t all you hideous creatures take up a productive hobby, do some volunteer work or something beneficial to substantiate your existence since we desperately need the trees to breathe and DO NOT need creatures such as yourselves sucking up our valuable air to criticize a young woman who is bringing millions of people great happiness. She is not begging and pleading for all you jealous, envious primates to buy her record anyway. A woman of her calipher DOES NOT NEED to grovel! May you all who have left destructive messages regarding Miss Hilton understand fully the laws of karma and know that when you attack her you are only attacking your pathetic selves. God Bless you all, as you will need it. Leave her alone or answer to me. As I will always defend a lovely goddess. All the Very Best. Michelle Vernier

OBVIOUSLY! The majority of these posting have been “created” by extremely cruel, mean-spirited “human beings”. The lowest common denominator aka jealous, envious, petty primates. It is not her fault that she was born a heiress just as it is not the fault of an Africa child who dies of starvation before they are born. But I guess you primates have never thought about the big global picture and have never had any deep, profound thoughts. So I am requesting that you utilize your mind for constructive, creative purposes. Instead of playing the role of primates who have nothing constructive to do with your time so your are all choosing to bitch, moan and attack a talented and beautiful women who made the perfect pop song and video. Why don’t all you hideous creatures take up a productive hobby, do some volunteer work or something beneficial to substantiate your existence since we desperately need the trees to breathe and DO NOT need creatures such as yourselves sucking up our valuable air to criticize a young woman who is bringing millions of people great happiness. She is not begging and pleading for all you jealous, envious primates to buy her record anyway. A woman of her calipher DOES NOT NEED to grovel! May you all who have left destructive messages regarding Miss Hilton understand fully the laws of karma and know that when you attack her you are only attacking your pathetic selves. God Bless you all, as you will need it. Leave her alone or answer to me. As I will always defend a lovely goddess. All the Very Best. Michelle Vernier

OBVIOUSLY! The majority of these posting have been “created” by extremely cruel, mean-spirited “human beings”. The lowest common denominator aka jealous, envious, petty primates. It is not her fault that she was born a heiress just as it is not the fault of an Africa child who dies of starvation before they are born. But I guess you primates have never thought about the big global picture and have never had any deep, profound thoughts. So I am requesting that you utilize your mind for constructive, creative purposes. Instead of playing the role of primates who have nothing constructive to do with your time so your are all choosing to bitch, moan and attack a talented and beautiful women who made the perfect pop song and video. Why don’t all you hideous creatures take up a productive hobby, do some volunteer work or something beneficial to substantiate your existence since we desperately need the trees to breathe and DO NOT need creatures such as yourselves sucking up our valuable air to criticize a young woman who is bringing millions of people great happiness. She is not begging and pleading for all you jealous, envious primates to buy her record anyway. A woman of her calipher DOES NOT NEED to grovel! May you all who have left destructive messages regarding Miss Hilton understand fully the laws of karma and know that when you attack her you are only attacking your pathetic selves. God Bless you all, as you will need it. Leave her alone or answer to me. As I will always defend a lovely goddess. All the Very Best. Michelle Vernier

OBVIOUSLY! The majority of these posting have been “created” by extremely cruel, mean-spirited “human beings”. The lowest common denominator aka jealous, envious, petty primates. It is not her fault that she was born a heiress just as it is not the fault of an Africa child who dies of starvation before they are born. But I guess you primates have never thought about the big global picture and have never had any deep, profound thoughts. So I am requesting that you utilize your mind for constructive, creative purposes. Instead of playing the role of primates who have nothing constructive to do with your time so your are all choosing to bitch, moan and attack a talented and beautiful women who made the perfect pop song and video. Why don’t all you hideous creatures take up a productive hobby, do some volunteer work or something beneficial to substantiate your existence since we desperately need the trees to breathe and DO NOT need creatures such as yourselves sucking up our valuable air to criticize a young woman who is bringing millions of people great happiness. She is not begging and pleading for all you jealous, envious primates to buy her record anyway. A woman of her calipher DOES NOT NEED to grovel! May you all who have left destructive messages regarding Miss Hilton understand fully the laws of karma and know that when you attack her you are only attacking your pathetic selves. God Bless you all, as you will need it. Leave her alone or answer to me. As I will always defend a lovely goddess. All the Very Best. Miss Vernier

OBVIOUSLY! The majority of these posting have been “created” by extremely cruel, mean-spirited “human beings”. The lowest common denominator aka jealous, envious, petty primates. It is not her fault that she was born a heiress just as it is not the fault of an Africa child who dies of starvation before they are born. But I guess you primates have never thought about the big global picture and have never had any deep, profound thoughts. So I am requesting that you utilize your mind for constructive, creative purposes. Instead of playing the role of primates who have nothing constructive to do with your time so your are all choosing to bitch, moan and attack a talented and beautiful women who made the perfect pop song and video. Why don’t all you hideous creatures take up a productive hobby, do some volunteer work or something beneficial to substantiate your existence since we desperately need the trees to breathe and DO NOT need creatures such as yourselves sucking up our valuable air to criticize a young woman who is bringing millions of people great happiness. She is not begging and pleading for all you jealous, envious primates to buy her record anyway. A woman of her calipher DOES NOT NEED to grovel! May you all who have left destructive messages regarding Miss Hilton understand fully the laws of karma and know that when you attack her you are only attacking your pathetic selves. God Bless you all, as you will need it. Leave her alone or answer to me. As I will always defend a lovely goddess. All the Very Best. Michelle Vernier