I’m not sure what the purpose of releasing a second music video is, but here it is anyway. I’m not familiar enough with the original to tell you what the difference is, but you can be rest assured they kept in all the making out goodness. Making out on the beach, making out in the jungle, making out on a tree; best as I can tell, the only difference in this version is the addition of a new making out scene where they make out at a photoshoot. Which really doesn’t call for a whole new music video. By the time this thing is officially released it’ll be version 73, and will just comprise of short 3 second clips of Paris Hilton making out in different locations around the world.
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Yoda a Green Schlong Has | July 6, 2006 at 5:50 pm
Enough of this skank!!!
JoBOO | July 6, 2006 at 5:55 pm
FIRST!!!!
Paris Hilton is HOT HOT HOT!!!
Rimmer | July 6, 2006 at 6:03 pm
Does this mean she will also be making “the Paris Hilton video” part two?
Yoda a Green Schlong Has | July 6, 2006 at 6:05 pm
2. If by “hot”, you mean “serves as the CDC’s repository for every known variant of STD”, or “possessing a toxic orifice that radiates the heat of a thousand suns, due to the exothermic reaction caused by the feeding and reproductive activities of the world’s largest single colony of crabulus skankulus”, then yeah, she’s hot.
How much do they pay the poor fuckers that make out with Hilton in her video? And, do they use dental dams?
rachie | July 6, 2006 at 6:05 pm
Everyone is so mean to Paris…. I love her. :)
Yoda a Green Schlong Has | July 6, 2006 at 6:06 pm
5. lametard?
Italian Stallion | July 6, 2006 at 6:09 pm
One bump, double bump, one bump, triple bump, double bump, triple bump, triple bump.
Sorry Stallion had to write in brail because “Stars are Blind” video made Stallion go blind from all the windex sprayed into his eyes afterwards………….
FecalPellets | July 6, 2006 at 6:09 pm
EIGHTH!!! :|
Shelley Bonnechance | July 6, 2006 at 6:15 pm
She is such a skank ho. I think she has gonorrhea of the hair. Look at that mess and tell me that there isn’t something nasty and contagious crawling around in there.
Yoda a Green Schlong Has | July 6, 2006 at 6:25 pm
I have just enough time to pick a fight before the drive home, …
I picked Brazil and Argentina for the World Cup finals, Brazil to win. Neither team made it to the quarter finals.
Now, I think France over Italy, 2-1, and Germany over Portugal, 2-0, for 3rd. Love Z. Zidane, hate C. Ronaldo. As I seem to be a contrarian indicator for this World Cup, Italy and Portugal should have fucking phenomenal games.
MeganHarris | July 6, 2006 at 6:42 pm
Whats the difference?
torpedo_tits_tonya | July 6, 2006 at 6:44 pm
Untalented little trollop she is.
Matthew | July 6, 2006 at 6:47 pm
Anyone who saw Prarie Home Companion knows that Lindsay Lohan can’t sing. And Paris is even less talented than her (if that’s possible). So I’m quite surprised that protools was able to handle her voice without breaking down.
Nicole | July 6, 2006 at 6:53 pm
She made a new video so she could lip sync her song better.
Holly | July 6, 2006 at 6:55 pm
Why did she release another video?
Because the first one wasn’t bad enough.
SF Little Bear | July 6, 2006 at 7:32 pm
While I still wish she would crawl into a hole and die, the difference between the two is that this video has removed all attempts to capture her dancing.
Recall from the first video, the scene where she’s jerking like a praying mantis being scorched by the sun through a giant magnifying glass, twitching between two palm trees in one-second increments.
All of the videos I’ve seen of the whoress dancing shows that she just can’t dance; she’s rhythmically inept. So they changed the video to highlight something she can do naturally – pose for the photo shoot. (Even if you hate her, you got to admit she can mug for the camera.)
Pitch A. Tente | July 6, 2006 at 7:49 pm
She looks like a bird. Not hot at all.
adulation | July 6, 2006 at 8:14 pm
She needs an excuse to flash the body she doesn’t have. Probably wanted to screw the guy too.
azcoyote | July 6, 2006 at 8:32 pm
Wow, can you say “ripped from early No Doubt stylings?” This has a Gwenn Stephani sound all the way through. What scares me is the production value is quite good. Whoever produced knew their work well. (money does that, eh?). So….
If this were from Gwen Stephani, who would actually like it? I cannot bring myself to admit I like it but I have to say it was far better than I had expected. Not nearly the crash and burn of the Popozoa one…
gammanormids | July 6, 2006 at 9:18 pm
“[it]will just comprise of short 3 second clips of Paris Hilton making out in different locations around the world.”
It’s lika and advertising of her personal social life…
Don’t care how it’s different: I won’t check. I’ve already given her video 4 minutes of my valuable time. No more.
poon86 | July 6, 2006 at 9:21 pm
I cant keep my mouith shut any longer. There is no one in this whole world who is a bigger skank than her. I throw down my arms and kneel in front of the queen of skanks. She cant be serious!!!
Valtrex | July 6, 2006 at 9:31 pm
I’d do her.
Tracie | July 6, 2006 at 9:36 pm
That video is about 3 minutes and 59 seconds too long. It pretty much sums up all that is Paris, though: Pose, make out, pose, make out, pose, make out, pose, make out, drive badly…
Valtrex | July 6, 2006 at 10:16 pm
Does herpes make you go blind?
Krysil | July 6, 2006 at 10:18 pm
Her lyp synching was like a Kung-Fu movie in the first one so in order to reduce a fraction of the fun poked in her…I mean at her they redid it with her lips actually moving to the words.
parisdepaul | July 6, 2006 at 10:30 pm
(+) Paris actually has a good voice, good song, great song to listen on the radio
(-) the video is HORRIBLE!!! All it is her making out and being way over dramatic.
Voice, song GOOD!
Video HORRIBLE!!!
El drama del Internet | July 6, 2006 at 10:41 pm
Nah, i really cannot agree with the “good singing” part. She’s just “meowing”.
It’s funny she’s moonlighting over a photographer. “No one treats me like you do” lol
…because she’s an attention whore.
yuckyfresh | July 6, 2006 at 10:44 pm
wow. this is really really terrible. i’m sorta surprised at you people saying it isn’t so bad. this is the SF… AND it actually is bad! the best part was when i think i got a glimpse of her going down on him, and one part when he was sucking on her nipple. that’s hot.
yuckyfresh | July 6, 2006 at 10:44 pm
but i think people can stop saying she’s too skinny. she ain’t anymore, that’s fo sho.
pirhan | July 6, 2006 at 10:53 pm
Can’t wait for the acoustic live version. I’ll be first in line.
HolisticWisdomcom | July 6, 2006 at 10:54 pm
I still think her OTHER video was much better LOL
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-video.htm
anto788 | July 6, 2006 at 10:55 pm
terrible video
skank, waves, makin out, skank again, waves, makin out, skank….
When I saw it I thought that she would have sex with the guy (she probably did it!!!!)whores like her are soooo predictable….
Jenn | July 6, 2006 at 11:17 pm
just be thankful that she wasn’t standing up through much of the video and we didn’t have to see her in her weird giraffe pose
Giggles | July 6, 2006 at 11:53 pm
The reason she “sings” well is that she has the money to hire good people who can hide her crappy voice under all of the synthesized music and backup vocals.
This is just another soft porn video of Ms. Hilton.
I’m just shocked. This is so out of character for her.
Pearly | July 6, 2006 at 11:55 pm
#29 I was thinking the same thing. Didja see those legs? She ought be a skiier or do roller derby. At least she isn’t a half dead anorectic type..although you know I wish she was (so she would starve and die like Nicole Richie is about to do.)
Tits_McGhee | July 7, 2006 at 12:20 am
Paris’ next hit single is going to be “Society is deaf” from listening to her fucking skank ass music.
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | July 7, 2006 at 12:41 am
Not as good as her first video. You know, “A Night in Paris” where she CHUGS A COCK and takes a LOAD ON HER CHEST. The only way shes gonna be able to top that one is if she takes a load in the face or does a rusty trombone. How quickly people forget what a SKANK this bitch is. “Oh its not that bad.” WHAT??!? YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!!!
ChickenScratch | July 7, 2006 at 1:32 am
Hmmm…
So in the end she steals his car? Original.
1. Is that really her singing (I agree with the others above and think this sounds a lot like Gwen Stefani)?
2. What happened to Tinkerbell?
3. Does this song make anyone else want to prance around on a beach with a Pina Colada, or is it just me?
WorldWideWendy | July 7, 2006 at 4:15 am
I watched a program called ‘rich children on a rodeo’ or something like that ( it was late) and a young man on it ( whose name was Fabreese I think ) said “I am the male Paris Hilton”
Which struck me as ironic.
‘Cause I though Paris Hilton was the male Paris Hilton.
Or did I miss a meeting?
PaisleyMoon | July 7, 2006 at 4:29 am
It’s catchy but, alot more fun if you sing these words to it..
I just grind
my skanky behind
beecause Im ve-ry lewd,
‘cuz I always find/ really dumb guys
that are desprerate for a screw,
Those other guy just fuck me ’till it hurts inside,
they say they don’t want anal warts but they lied,
some people claim I’m crazy, some people say I’m fried,
but you can see the VD inside
and I’m scratching lice
oh no, oh-oh
CHORUS
Even though I’m fucking lazy
Even though I’m full of shit,
You’ve gotta admit it baby, I have perky tits
I show ‘em to anybody, cuz I’m such a skeez,
Let a fart and sold my body
think Nicole is really grotty too,
Baby let me infect you
Ah-ah-ah-ah
AmberDextrose | July 7, 2006 at 4:43 am
Lucky for me my work machine aint got no sound so I just had to play the vid. And truly, Fishers, I played it with an open mind… and closed it with a nauseus stomach. And that was without sound.
Maybe next time she could duet with Fat Boy Slim – a sort of re-release of Rockefeller Skank…
To_Bill_Braskey! | July 7, 2006 at 8:00 am
LOL #4 and #40!!!!!!
shes so vile!!!! i used to think she was a hottie then i saw her lame ass porno. parasite is just a slimy VD infested snail trail
jrzmommy | July 7, 2006 at 9:00 am
I keep looking at the picture of her to the right of where the comments section begins on this page and can’t help but think she looks like some heavy metal hair band dude from the 80s……but I can’t think of the name.
RichPort | July 7, 2006 at 9:04 am
#10 I’m not too sure I agree… any culture that greets foreigners by waving hi with both hands hoisted high over the heads should fold like a bad poker hand. Incidentally this morning, my French Toast surrendered to the rest of my breakfast without provocation.
#26 Your opinion has been officially negated for having the word ‘Paris’ as part of your name. Please check your opinion for STDs…
Lastly, the only video I want to see this crotch shot cretin in is one where she is gangbanged by 500 French men with bad teeth and bukkake’d heavily. That and the follow up video in the ER and/ or CDC showing them grasping their crotches in the fetal position while doctors in full protective gear scratch their heads at the medical mystery unfolding before them.
jrzmommy | July 7, 2006 at 9:14 am
#44–The French Toast surrendering…..so fucking funny.
I hear Italy is sending shepards to play the match on Sunday…
jayden | July 7, 2006 at 9:59 am
This bitch looks like a cross between some dude in a 80′s glam rock video and big bird. Everything about this broad is fake…eyes,hair, skin color…eh! She’s a fucking mess.
autumnbottom | July 7, 2006 at 10:03 am
New, astonishing heights of vapidity.
RichPort | July 7, 2006 at 10:08 am
#47
Thanks for making me look up ‘vapidity’. You made me feel like Joey from that Friends episode where he spend his last $50 bucks on the V edition of the encyclopedia…
Tinky-winky | July 7, 2006 at 10:36 am
At the beginning I did not like her video, song and voice but this time is not bad at all. Her voice is sweet and with a help of another singer the song is ok. She can take part in Eurovision Song Contest 2007. Her video is a bit cheap. She should pay for more sofisticated video.
Guys, she is not that bad! You are just jelouse that she is extremely wealthy and still working hard to earn money. Give her a credit for that. at least she is not a binger. And she is not selling her friends’ personal erotic films to earn the publicity and to get wealthy out of this.
Na-nananana-na-na-nananana
Baby I am perfect for you!
jrzmommy | July 7, 2006 at 11:22 am
In a related story…Paris’s stupid sister Nikki is getting into the hotel business…
http://money.cnn.com/2006/07/07/news/newsmakers/nicky.hilton.hotel/index.htm?cnn=yes
all she had to do was ask her Dad if she could have a hotel, for chrissakes!