Paris Hilton “Stars Are Blind” music video

If you haven’t seen or heard it yet, here’s the music video for Paris Hilton’s new single “Stars Are Blind.” I don’t want to comment on how it sounds, but the video looks like a really long CK commercial. Which is every bit as boring as it sounds. When she was rolling around in the sand when her nipple fell out it looked like she might be spoofing herself and acting like an ass on purpose. Turns out that’s not the case, and she was actually trying to look sexy. It fails miserably, as does everything else about the video. This looks like what you’d get if you gave somebody $20 and told him to film Paris and a guy making out on the beach for 4 minutes.