Paris Hilton takes Amanda Bynes’ ex to Japan

February 26th, 2009 // 64 Comments

Despite denying rumors they’re dating, Paris Hilton showed up in Japan yesterday toting Amanda Byne’s ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. For those of you who don’t know who Doug is, he’s a minor character on The Hills which is basically the equivalent of coming in third at the Special Olympics. But nobody’s proud of you.

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Comments (64)

  1. bill | February 26, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    japanese girls are hot

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  2. sixpack | February 26, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Useless human.

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  3. p0nk | February 26, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    nobody in their right mind would admit to dating Paris Hilton.

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  4. boo | February 26, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    My Gawd, that woman owns some ugly sunglasses

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  5. hugh hefner | February 26, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    she should suck on my nuts

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  6. Vince Lombardi | February 26, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    I’m surprised they let her past customs / security with that infection and those stilettos for knees. She’s walking death for some unsuspecting Nip.

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  7. g_girl | February 26, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    thats hot!!

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  8. Jaquemon | February 26, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    This has to be a joke, the pictures show people that are fans.
    NO WAY! FAKE! Everybody in the world knows Paris doesn’t have fans, geez, Geekologie, we aint suckers.

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  9. Darth | February 26, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Boo!

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  10. ROUGH DADDY | February 26, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    I second that #1

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  11. Darth | February 26, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    i would make love to her

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  12. Sam | February 26, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    It’s more like being the official shoe sponsor at the Paralympic Games.

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  13. Where's Darkwing Duck? | February 26, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    Paris Hilton spreading her legs & disease, one day at a time.

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  14. grobpilot | February 26, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    Hey, the “Kiss me, I’m a vegetarian” girl to the right has an outstanding rack. Doesn’t take much to make me happy.

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  15. fawn | February 26, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    This is what has become of Paris, she totes around everyone’s leftovers. Pretty sad for someone who thinks so highly of herself.

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  16. fawn | February 26, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Sorry Paris, you will never amount to the likes of Amanda Bynes, Lauren Conrad, or even Stephanie Pratt, for that matter. I think most can agree we even have more respect for characters on The Hills than we do for you.

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  17. Jrz | February 26, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    Hope he’s not allergic to penicillin.

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  18. Darth | February 26, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    # 11 is a troll,What’s pretty sad ofcourse

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  19. Brenda Young | February 26, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    I am fat

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  20. Darth | February 26, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    Instead of her vib she’s taking Amanda Bynes’ (who’s she?) to Japan.Paris Hilton understands that using less electricity is better for the environment.

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  21. Darth | February 26, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    #21 Amanda Bynes’ (who’s she) ex ofcourse.

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  22. Darth | February 26, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    #20. . . (it shows that i’m pretty tired)

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  23. Vince Lombardi | February 26, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    In #8, you can see one of the girls reaching for PH’s purse – obviously to collect the money she promised them to gather at the airport and hold up the signs she provided.

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  24. I love Paris | February 26, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Gooks.

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  25. Darth | February 26, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    She would make a lovely wife if she just found the right man like myself.

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  26. Darth | February 26, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Is that blond girl on the right Amanda Bynes?

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  27. Jed | February 26, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Haha!! Great comment, Man!

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  28. mimi | February 26, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    Am I the only one who is always disgusted by her monstrous feet?!?!?

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  29. zomgfishzomg | February 26, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    Paris…Paris? No, Lindsay. Hi Lindsay! Or Britney? Say, that’s Britney! No, it’s Paris. Or Lindsay. Britney? No, it’s Paris. Or Britney. Maybe Lindsay? Hi Paris! Wait, no, Britney. Of course: Lindsay. Or Paris? Hi Britney! Oops, I mean Lindsay. Or is this one Paris? Hi Lindsay! Where’s Britney? Oh, I see…Paris. But next is Lindsay. Or next is Britney. Is this Britney? No, it’s Lindsay. Possibly it’s Paris. But what about Lindsay? Britney, for sure. Hi Paris! Or Lindsay. What was Britney thinking?!!

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  30. chedda | February 26, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    *gong* …Aaaah, Japanese Herpes… Arigato! *bows*

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  31. Vince Lombardi | February 26, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    I’m curious…. will we ever refer to anyone as “Paris Hilton’s ex?” Or just as “The Smart Ones Who Got Away?”

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  32. pattywhite | February 26, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    Needless to say, she has very cute looking!! lots pretty chicks like her should be very famous on the ta ll da ting site: ___T a ll M in gl e Co m___. Maybe she can join to attend the sexy session to attract ta ll guys!! at least, that’s what my bros and i happen to know!!

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  33. sofakingwetoddit | February 26, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    Fish – I can’t believe you took a crack at the special olympics kids… your friend at the geekologie (a/k/a you) took down his post with the retarded girl. I guess your readers are a little more superficial than his. LOL

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  34. Kidd-o | February 26, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    I used to work with him and his strength coach a few years ago when he was just getting into the minor leagues. Cool guy, but can be a douche.

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  35. RichPort's Ghost | February 26, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    Since this story doesn’t end with “Sadly the pilot, despite a heroic effort, was unable to prevent the aircraft from plunging into the volcano, killing Paris Hilton and all others aboard…”, I don’t give a rat’s ass…

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  36. mimi | February 26, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    I have large feet myself and it’s hard to find a good shoe. I am very very tall though so it’s not a matter of being out of proportion. I am really trying to get the weight down as well but it ‘s hard with all the pies and ice cream! (If I had a good man I wouldn’t be so frustrated)
    Hell any man would do!!!!

    x o x o x o x o x o x o x o x o

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  37. Axel Diesel | February 26, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    I guess he felt it was time to catch an STD.

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  38. Jrz | February 26, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    *sniff sniff* I smell sushi…….or is that………oh…..it’s sashimi crotch Hilton.

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  39. Mikey | February 26, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    What a vapid, useless little twat.

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  40. lola | February 26, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Why does it come at a surprise that Paris Hilton (the closest thing to a simian Hello Kitty) would have a huge following in Japan?

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  41. Exterminator | February 26, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    Possibly the worst human being of all time… (With certain exceptions)

    http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/paris-hilton.html

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  42. the801 | February 26, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    1st photo: Three A-Holes Visit Japan

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  43. Fanpire | February 26, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    10 bucks she’s down there to mack on Rob Pattison. The Tokyo Twilight Premiere is tomorrow. I hope he’s wearing whatever it is that scares Paris away from sexy vampires. Stay away, Rob. Stay far, far away. Paris is more dangerous to your career than you are to Bella.

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  44. Fanpire | February 26, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    10 bucks she’s down there to mack on Rob Pattinson. The Tokyo Twilight Premiere is tomorrow. I hope he’s wearing whatever it is that scares Paris away from sexy vampires. Stay away, Rob. Stay far, far away. Paris is more dangerous to your career than you are to Bella.

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  45. Darth | February 26, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    I would like some of Tommy Lee like she had

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  46. foraz | February 26, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    Nobody

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  47. foraz | February 26, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    Freakin’

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  48. foraz | February 26, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    CARES

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  49. M | February 26, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    Who is the girl in the “Pink Univ.” sweater… and where can I buy it?!

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  50. bookshopdating | February 26, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    Actually Doug is pretty rich since he invented the frozen burrito and played minor league baseball. I guess he wants to be an real actor now!

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