Paris Hilton walked out of Hyde last night looking a tad rough. She’s even clearly hiding a black eye underneath her make-up. Who would want to hit Paris? Besides anyone she’s ever directly or indirectly came in contact with. And, also, probably Jesus. He’s got a mean pimp-hand.
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She is sporting false eyelashes on one eye but not the other? Who is she trying to be? The dude from “A Clockwork Orange?”
She is sporting false eyelashes on one eye but not the other? Who is she trying to be? The dude from “A Clockwork Orange?”
The secret slapper’s identity belongs to one of her grandparents, who did it after slapping her idiot parents for raising such a trollop in this day and age. It all goes back to one of the last hilton entries where her “inheritance got a lot smaller”.
It’s kind of like being on an airplane with a screaming kid, and the father loses it and starts disciplining – and everyone on board is grateful. That’s how I feel right now. My left hand tingles, I can feel it!
I’m going to go celebrate with a cup of coffee.
She is sporting false eyelashes on one eye but not the other? Who is she trying to be? The dude from “A Clockwork Orange?”
Look, you people can just, go and get fucked.
Sometimes a cock can be so hard that, after being freed from it’s trouser-pen, the dick spring-boards out, bruising whatever area surrounds it’s intended orifice. No big deal.
Get real. You fucking speculators. You goddamn lowlifes. You miserable excuses for protoplasmic waste.
My fist is sooo envious of the guy who got to pop this bitch in the eye!!
And relax ladies, it is not misogyny. Paris is just one of those women in desperate need of a back hand.
Considering that its normally a pussy punch, this is change for the better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgWRnaeviNI
right in the baby-maker
She probably ran into the pole she was humping (I mean dancing) on!
I see what you’re talking about but…I think that’s poorly applied eye shadow.
Not what I would call black , but there’s an apparent brown bruise at the side corner of her eye. In any case, WGAS.
so? shit happens doesn’t mean she got into a fight and she looks hot.
I don’t see any black eye or anything even close to one. While I’m no fan–in fact, I’m more of a Paris Hater…I think she looks pretty good here {however she achieved it…nothing against “procedures” though she is too young!}.
What’s wrong with me???
Jeez
I actually think she looks good
:S
Damn
That’s called blush on her cheeks and there is nothing wrong with her eye.. she’s just ugly.
She looks a bit shaky,not in her usual doing.Maybe her grandfather got a mean pimphand?
Paris will be a mom? She will be a good mom. There is a special forum about her at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site. It is built by her fan. They are discussing the babe’s name
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weirdly enough, i think she looks kinda pretty here. i’m disturbed by this…
Be afraid, be very afraid….. she looks pretty good without all the yucky eyeshadow.
You can see that she has actual eyeballs and not just a pair of cavernous flaming passages to hell.
but it looks as if she had maken up, and hr face looked truthless …but still I like her ..
the midnight rambler says:
perhaps a member of her family was a pelican …..
Botox bruise.
i cant see it but I must add that she might be an approvement if she had a shinner or two. Just a very DAFFY girl.
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs club “weautybeauty.com” She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
Sorry. This must be a REALLY slow news day for you to post this. As for the other posters who claim to see “the shiner,” take the paranoia down a notch and stop watching all those psychic forensic shows. Your kids will thank you.
Paris Hilton got herpes? who tansmit this to her? see the hot blog Paris Hilton created on a large herpes dating site http://herpesmates.com
I’d hit that!
Holy shit thats a nose job she got done! Google her before pics and compare the noses. She tried to be suttle but the tip and new up curved nose is a give away. I knew something looked different about her.
Maybe .. Eye Shadow??
This is not Paris Hilton.
Paris is absolutely disgusting. Look at what her Grandfather has done…he has left the majority of his fortune to charities. Why…cause she is a spoiled little whore who is an embarrassment to her family. How pitiful for her to be scraping up seconds from Britney. I don’t get it…..this girl has nothing to offer the world except her pathetic little drunk life. Yup, what an accomplishment
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maybe that fixes her wonk eyes
that looks more like a mug shot
trade in the fur coat for a orange prison scrubs
and you’ve got a straight up convict
Like to corner her and give her a smooch.
Like to corner her and give her a smooch.
god, she looks so beautiful in that photo. could she be any prettier? y’all are all crazy, she is such an icon.
Are you friggin serious!? That woman is the exact opposite of an icon. She’s a freakin whore people. Open your eyes people!
Who would want to hit Paris? Hmm. Do you want your list in alphabetical or chronological order. If she really got hit, I can’t say that woman really doesn’t deserve it.
Peace out.
Those are the marks of a cosmetic surgeon, her skin looks freshly sloughed to me, still spotted here and there, but fresh, and I’m super critical but I see telltale injected lippage spots. GOOD WORK, but work nonetheless.