Paris Hilton walked out of Hyde last night looking a tad rough. She’s even clearly hiding a black eye underneath her make-up. Who would want to hit Paris? Besides anyone she’s ever directly or indirectly came in contact with. And, also, probably Jesus. He’s got a mean pimp-hand.
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Lindsay | January 8, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Really? I don’t really see it… but eh she deserves one anyway.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 8, 2008 at 2:45 pm
ya i dont see it either
pat | January 8, 2008 at 2:46 pm
CLEARLY!
jolene | January 8, 2008 at 2:48 pm
That’s not a shiner. Those are called dark circles.
ping | January 8, 2008 at 2:48 pm
corner of the eye, not below it. clearly she got poked by a random hard dick when she turned around too fast. just one of the risks of her chosen profession.
Gerald_Tarrant | January 8, 2008 at 2:52 pm
It is so faint it is hard to see. I’m with ping though, it was a dick to the eye.
p911gt10c | January 8, 2008 at 2:53 pm
i think you got this one wrong ‘Fish.
the last time she was all bruised up thanks to that Backstreet Man, she showed ‘em off to everyone.
burt | January 8, 2008 at 2:53 pm
She’s also wearing a seamen stained pirate outfit and a KKK hat on that picture. What? You can’t see it? You’re dumb as fuck!
walter johnson | January 8, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Yeah in the corner of the right eye, you can see the discoloration under the makeup and some puffiness. It is either a shiner or the beginning of a stye, which is herpes of the eye.
oh | January 8, 2008 at 2:53 pm
i don’t see it too well
deaconjones | January 8, 2008 at 2:56 pm
I wish my widdle penis could make a mark like that. But, alas, it’s just a wee little feller.
Pimp Masta | January 8, 2008 at 2:58 pm
She probably got it during one of her drunken parties. Every other picture you see her with a drink in her hand.
Maybe she fell and hit a coffee table with her face.
Or maybe she just needed a fresh one!
deaconjones | January 8, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I feel funny where me weeee widdle wanker is. Look mom! I cans poot my special pants finger in the key hole!
jrz | January 8, 2008 at 3:02 pm
My god she’s…………….facially……………deformed.
Imagine her nose and Owen Wilson’s nose making baby noses? UGH! Jesus. And throw in a Nicole Kidman forehead and Cameron Diaz’s mouth and Holy Shit…..I think I just created the missing link.
Auntie Kryst | January 8, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I think it’s a self inflicted bruise as a sign of solidarity. Her pain is Rwanda’s pain.
McSnarky | January 8, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Me! Me! Me! Please! Me Next! Me Next! I’ll be your best friend! Me Next!
Ignio | January 8, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I would love to give one of her polyps a shiner.
Jimbo | January 8, 2008 at 3:14 pm
@20 Are sex blow up doll that ugly??
Where have you been??
deaconjones | January 8, 2008 at 3:14 pm
@16- That’s what daddy said
deaconjones | January 8, 2008 at 3:14 pm
@16- That’s what daddy said
Bigheadmike | January 8, 2008 at 3:14 pm
I smacked her in the face with my wanky.
She loved it.
FRIST!!! | January 8, 2008 at 3:14 pm
God, she looks like a fucking sex blow up doll..
jrz | January 8, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Wow, so early in the year and yet we have a strong contender for Masochist of the Year here on the Fish……..Andrea at #21, stand up and be recognized for your stupdity and hideous taste, dear, stand up so we all can see you and throw rocks at you.
Jeremiah | January 8, 2008 at 3:15 pm
It was me, I beat the bitch down.
Andrea | January 8, 2008 at 3:15 pm
She’s sooooooo beautiful!!! I feel sad for her if someone in her life hurt her. Must be a person who cannot appreciate true beauty.
HUH? | January 8, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Wow…..JRZ….how’d that happen? I was about to say #21 you’re not serious, but before I could post something, the comments got like renumbered. What was that all about?
redsonja1313 | January 8, 2008 at 3:18 pm
I think it is maybe an unfortunate choice of highlighter (yellow) and eyeliner (purple) but hey I much prefer too think she gave herself a black eye
Jimbo | January 8, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Actually blow up dolls have rounder mouths. According to my friend.
Jrz | January 8, 2008 at 3:21 pm
The Fish is a strange place.
Big | January 8, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Cock smack right in the eye.
p0nk | January 8, 2008 at 3:27 pm
“rough? that’s how your mom likes it, Trebek”
yourmom | January 8, 2008 at 3:27 pm
She/he’s a beautiful blow up doll. One of the better ones out there. That is where I learned the secret about women. And you know what? The hole is just empty. Women have just empty holes there. the world is a very interesting place station.
girlgo | January 8, 2008 at 3:29 pm
I know what it is. Its brusing from Botox or wrinkle filler. Yep, even the 20 year olds are pumping up. Look at her lips. Looks like SOMEONE’s been playing dr.
Karen | January 8, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Naw, don’t see a black eye. No makeup can cover a black eye that well. She looks tired ! Only tired !
Gerald_Tarrant | January 8, 2008 at 3:31 pm
When this bitch ends up dead I am going to wind up a suspect, I just know it. I have hoped for her death for so long. I have killed chickens in Satan’s name. I drank rum in Jobu’s name. I even went to a real life honest to goodness church and prayed to the christian god that she dies.
On the stand:
Prosecutor: Isn’t it true you have wanted Paris dead for a long time.
Me: You damn right. (in my best Isaac Hayes voice)
jewel | January 8, 2008 at 3:39 pm
That is so a BOTOX BRUISE!!
LayDeeBug | January 8, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Wow, and she STILL went out. She probably got into some cholas face and got bitch slapped for her troubles. Bueno, uno busca lo que encuentra, n’est pas?
Meep | January 8, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I think it’s just a bad choice in make-up. A sty is not herpes. It’s just a blocked gland, use your google skills. She just looks out of it.
arline | January 8, 2008 at 3:46 pm
i can’t see anything past the way her eyes….eh….flounder.
like the fish.
JDMoore | January 8, 2008 at 3:46 pm
The writer of this “article” is clearly REACHING for ANY NEWS to report. . . this type of ridiculous journalism makes me want to stop reading anything at thesuperficial.com. I mean, even if it is true, you have NO CLEAR evidence to back any of it up yet. GIVE US A BREAK!
Gerald_Tarrant | January 8, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Jewel may be right.
If it’s from getting hit, the only person who could do that is the fag in the story below.
When I smack my bitches I come with my pimp hand strong. I’d cave in half her empty head with a shot to the temple. I’d give Paris the “what for” and make her call me Ike.
sla | January 8, 2008 at 3:49 pm
#14 — Imagine her nose and Owen Wilson’s nose making baby noses?
You’d have to imagine her biological nose, not this thing she has now.
And Owen is much too cool to be in any way associated with Paris, despite the fact that his nose looks like a penis.
MICHAEL | January 8, 2008 at 3:51 pm
she probably walked into one of those sliding doors. or maybe it was Kfed she was with him during the new year, who knows for sure, i bet she doesnt even remember.
MICHAEL | January 8, 2008 at 3:51 pm
she probably walked into one of those sliding doors. or maybe it was Kfed she was with him during the new year, who knows for sure, i bet she doesnt even remember.
MICHAEL | January 8, 2008 at 3:53 pm
she probably walked into on of those sliding doors. or maybe it was Kfed she was with him during the new year, who knows for sure, i bet she doesnt even remember.
dr. No | January 8, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Her nose wasn’t all that bad, so why did she go to a doctor and tell them to turn her nose into a substitute penis? Whats that? Oh, my roomate says it’s so she never has to be with out. You know those spoiled celebs, can’t be without a luxury for more than a minute. Now thats a whore for ya. She will soon be going to sex addicts anonomous but until then i can laugh at her penis nose. And I’m sure thats a shiner. That bitch is so stupid and annoying, just look at who she hangs out with, Brandon Davis. It doesn’t get any lamer than that fat dork. I actually skied with his family in Aspen in the mid 80′s. My dad was a private chef of theres. Marvin Davis was a wonderful man, as his wife and family but Brandon was there curse and now he’s dis-owned and leaching off Paris. What a match made in heaven, But Brandon gets mad when his hoe paris bangs other guys besides him. WHat contaminated crap they are.
anne | January 8, 2008 at 4:03 pm
It’s not a shiner. She’s obviously gotten plastic surgery and she’s still bruised.
FRIST!!! | January 8, 2008 at 4:05 pm
I just got back from lunch, how come all the comments got rearranged? Ok, no more magic mushrooms for lunch…
LayDeeBug | January 8, 2008 at 4:13 pm
OK, I don’t want to say it again. That is HER nose. It hasn’t changed. I mean, who would purposely have their nose turned into a beak when the have all the money in the world to hire the BEST surgeons? The beak is the same as it was in her brunette, 16-year-old pictures.
Oh, and considering how narcissistic she is, I can see her NOT having surgery just to prove that she doesn’t have to be “pretty” to be popular since she has money. You just have to be anorixic, snotty and wear super-expensive clothes (I’m assuming that’s how she thinks). Nicky has the same beak.
1MILF Hunter | January 8, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Probably wasn’t a dick slapping. It was a jizz shot from her new film soon to hit the internet.