Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos have reportedly split again. She allegedly ended things because Stavros was upset with all the attention she was getting from other guys. A source says:
“He gets jealous, so they argue. Not sure if it is permanent, but they have not been seeing each other for the past couple of weeks.”
She’s allegedly moved on to Josh Henderson, a musician and actor who used to date Ashlee Simpson. The two were spotted together at Area nightclub last Thursday and at one of Paris’ house parties this weekend. Although another source says there’s nothing between Hilton and Henderson, adding:
“She’s been over Stavros for a while. Now she’s into just hanging out with her girlfriends.”
I’m just wondering who’s still willingly going out with Paris Hilton? I assume these are the kinds of guys who spend their free time lighting their penises on fire and putting them in mouse traps.
jrzmommy | March 20, 2007 at 8:02 am
omg FRIST!
okiedoke | March 20, 2007 at 8:03 am
JRZmommy you beat me! LOL!
That Paris split up with someone is not news. It’s commonality Superfish.
mztry | March 20, 2007 at 8:05 am
Paris may be a selfish egotistical ass…
but she has a lot on common with all of YOU!
Nsomniac | March 20, 2007 at 8:11 am
I’d still hit it. Wait, do they make biohazard suits with form fitted genital areas? If they don’t, I might reconsider. Even herpes could catch something from her.
fergernauster | March 20, 2007 at 8:15 am
Oh, my.
Paris… again.
Wow. Her skirt is a pleated city map, but you know what? Her perfume is actually nice. The “Heiress” one. No word of a lie. How did that happen?
leezastudio | March 20, 2007 at 8:15 am
looks like a pack of swarming bees attacked her lips, or herpes is inflating on them
danielle | March 20, 2007 at 8:18 am
How the hell is this news?
When ya post a new story about her contracting a rare, but deadly, form of an STD, call me.
But until then, quit posting shit about Big Bird’s twin.
whitegold | March 20, 2007 at 8:22 am
What sort of guys are still willing to date Paris? No talent wannabe celebs like “Josh Hendersen”. The risk of disease from Paris is apparently the price you have to pay to try and become a famous name without having any talent. If this guy could make it big on his own, he wouldn’t be risking his health with her.
I mean, would any of us know who this Stavros guy is if not for Paris? But on that note, really, they were actually still dating until recently?!?!
fergernauster | March 20, 2007 at 8:26 am
She REALLY needs the bracelet she’s trying on.
bedbugsandballyhoo | March 20, 2007 at 8:34 am
@8
Umm…you should Google Stavros Niarchos to see just how much he (doesn’t) needs Parasite Hitler. I particularly like the story about she and some friends getting out of hand at a birthday party and he was the one left paying for $100,000 in damages.
whitegold | March 20, 2007 at 8:48 am
#10
pookiedoo | March 20, 2007 at 8:51 am
Paris has had more “leftovers” in her than my refrigerator.
N@ughty | March 20, 2007 at 8:56 am
She probably gave him herpes…either THAT or she has SEVERE outbreaks. who knows?
bedbugsandballyhoo | March 20, 2007 at 8:57 am
#11 – wow this now goes into the “sorry I asked” bin. You know this is just a fuck around site, right? I mean, it’s not the bar exam or anything…
lambman | March 20, 2007 at 8:59 am
Um, nobody cares about who Paris is dating any more.
I just have this happy/hopefull feeling that we’re finally getting to a point (I pray its soon) where nobody cares about ANYTHING Paris does…I can feel it!
BarbadoSlim | March 20, 2007 at 8:59 am
Josh Henderson, a musician and actor = unemployed and unemployable.
lambman | March 20, 2007 at 9:00 am
PS – As annoying as Paris pics are, that ad for Lilly Allen’s crappy album is worse
FRIST!!! | March 20, 2007 at 9:00 am
#1 No, I’m FRIST!!! I’ll always be FRIST!!! Well, at least until I get bored and change my name again.
Anyway…I think it’s nice that Herpes Hilton can still find a date. As I always say…spread the love!!! And share the sores!!! The sores of our love.
N@ughty | March 20, 2007 at 9:00 am
@12 that joke just gets funnier and funnier and…u get the point right? lol (good one)
but why does everyone talk about paris hitler? i mean yea, she has kind of a dirty mouth and yea she sucks alot of cock and yes she has herpes. but let’s look on the bright side. i mean that body, that hair, that rack…wait! paris hilton is a tramp! FUCK YOU usless whore!!!
SHOW OF HANDS: how many ppl think i need therapy?
N@ughty | March 20, 2007 at 9:02 am
@18 in Paris’s case its not “spread the love” more like “spread the legs…for another one and another one and another one…”
DrPhowstus | March 20, 2007 at 9:05 am
Let’s just say that room in the Paris Hilton needs to be renovated.
crazyotto | March 20, 2007 at 9:05 am
she needs some blue collar cock up her ass….call me
leezastudio | March 20, 2007 at 9:13 am
britney is getting out of rehab next week, saweeeet! finally, there will be some worthy news!
bedbugsandballyhoo | March 20, 2007 at 9:18 am
@14
Um, thanks. I couldn’t have said it better myself.
New York Pundit | March 20, 2007 at 9:35 am
I wonder what Stavros caught from her this time? I hope he has learned to rush to the free clinic for a check-up?
He got the herp last time, and had to soap out the crabs the time before that…
Third times a charm for Gonorrhea I hear…
Mr. Poopillo | March 20, 2007 at 9:37 am
Check it out- I just drew a picture of this on my blog- except with pooooop!!!
Whammer Jammer | March 20, 2007 at 9:38 am
This is news? This worthless skank has a new guy every 20 minutes. Everyone knows she’s a whore, so this is nothing new to me.
F-Sucker | March 20, 2007 at 10:06 am
I’d be pissed if my girlfriend was a ho, too.
Gum Dumpster | March 20, 2007 at 10:07 am
When Stavros says he was upset with all the attention she was getting from other guys does he mean all the pictures of her with penises?
schack | March 20, 2007 at 10:31 am
10 is right on the money, sts.
which makes me wonder, why is she STILL shopping for cheap crap?
schack | March 20, 2007 at 10:33 am
nice, poopillo. weird, but nice. if i’m ever rich, i’ll have a luxurious bathroom with tiles made out of your poop-inspired posters.
lambman | March 20, 2007 at 10:45 am
pps is Josh Henderson that kid on Desperate Housewives that was the “bad boy” and Edie’s nephew?
DrPhowstus | March 20, 2007 at 10:56 am
So I get blocked but #24 gets free advertising? Fucking Fish Face.
schack | March 20, 2007 at 10:58 am
bahhhhhhhhh bahhhhhhhhhhhhd bohyyyyh
Nemesis | March 20, 2007 at 11:32 am
Let me think….Paris…..Paris……Paris……………………………………………………………Yeah….I got nothin’.
imran karim | March 20, 2007 at 11:36 am
classy
^Jenna^ | March 20, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Ok, I don’t eevm understand what is the bloody point in getting jealous and fighting with her about? Anyone knows that no matter what you say Paris fucking anything that she can reach. It’s like leaving a kid alone with candy jar and telling him not to eat any. C’mon!
jrzmommy | March 20, 2007 at 12:47 pm
#34 – there’s a specific rule about gays in the commenting guidelines, so you’ll probably get blocked a lot.
whitegold | March 20, 2007 at 1:05 pm
sigh…some people just don’t get it. oh well.
S.P.F.R.S. | March 20, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Everytime I see or hear his name, I get a hankering for Nachos.
schack | March 20, 2007 at 1:38 pm
oops i mean 11
whitegold | March 20, 2007 at 1:52 pm
#42 – glad you agree (but the comments weren’t really specifically directed to you anyways, so no worries).
cap077 | March 20, 2007 at 1:59 pm
those are her favorite shoes she wears them all the time. they remind me of stewardess shoes.
Saera | March 20, 2007 at 2:02 pm
ohmygawd. isn’t that the purse lindsay lohan had in that other post..? where she forgets to button her shirt?
bedbugsandballyhoo | March 20, 2007 at 2:21 pm
@40
Since you don’t get it I will spell it out for you. Stavros, with all of his family’s billions, and his looks, could be in the limelight everyday; if that was what he wanted. Yes that much money can buy you anything; and you don’t need Parasite.
Anyway, he was in the public eye with Mary-Kate Olsen long before Parasite came along. And, uh, most people, apparently including Parasite, knew who he was. I rest my case…
ambrosia | March 20, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Am i the only one who figured out from that drt episode. Lola and the other name i cant remember they mixed in some mary kate refeerence giving the dude her appearance it was last weeks episode.
greeneyedcat | March 20, 2007 at 4:26 pm
He goes to my school… I used to see him at the inedible dinning hall several years ago, eating salad. And at frat parties. I knew people that smoked out with him, and made out with him… so as far as I’m concerned, he’s come much much down in the world. But even a middle-aged homeless man would come down in the world once he started dating Paris.
We didn’t know he was an heir to anything for many months… so yeah, the Paris-association did help his “fame.”
What I don’t get is this: you have to be at least somewhat smart to get into college. So how in the hell does one decide to date this girl? Drugs is the only answer. Lots and lots of drugs.
Truthseeker013 | March 20, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Uhhhh…
I think I’m supposed to care, but I can’t quite work up…whatever it is I need to work up in order to care.
imbeautiful | March 20, 2007 at 6:21 pm
In November of 2004, Hilton participated in Sean “Diddy” Combs’ Citizen Change campaign to encourage youths to vote in the presidential election. She drew criticism after it was revealed she had neither voted, nor even registered to do so
imbeautiful | March 20, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Random Paris Fact of the Day!