An attorney for Paris Hilton issued the following statement today on behalf of Paris:
“I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally. I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes.”
There’s a lot of words you’d use to describe Paris Hilton’s treatment by the legal system but ‘fair’ wouldn’t be one of them. They could’ve sent her to Disneyland for a week and it would’ve been more fair than what she got.
i hate paris
i hate paris, but i’d still do her
Bam
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fair?! hah! What an embarrassment
Dude, this is freakin retarded. I thought one of the lines from the pledge of alligence was liberty and justice FOR ALL. Not Liberty and Justice for people whos parents can bribe people into getting their kid out of jail.
FUCK YOU STUPID BITCH!! YOU ARE A SKANK AND YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED URSELF IN PRISON!!
Eh, fuck you, Paris. I hope your teeth fall out and your clam grows potatoes.
I can’t believe how corrupt the US’ justice system is. If you are rich stupid fucking cunt, you get a free pass.
Hopefully karma takes effect and she ends up OD’ing or something.
She’s full of shit.
House arrest. In her home (or her parents)? A lot of people would love to be under house arrest at her pad.
Oh well.
Ceasar’s should run an over/under line on how many days before she’s caught at some party or driving, while still ankle-strapped.
paris is a waste of life. i hope she dies.
she’s getting house arrest at her house?? getting house arrest in a house like her would be like going on vacation for me. they should have put her on house arrest in a trailer park in alabama. fucking bitch.
I win! I win! I win!
Hahahahahaha!
Now quit yer damn whining. If you had any money (snicker), you’d buy your way out of trouble just like me. It’s the difference between winners and losers. So suck it, losers! Hahahahaha!
What we learned? we who?… we all knew money talks you dumb bitch.
She should be sentenced to wear the same clothe 2 times. And to use her cell phone once a week. Or shave her head. Or just go to school. Yeah, that last would be great.
#12—- No, a fucking trailer park in Mississippi. Trust me.
@9 yeah the system is sometimes corrupted by corrupt people, and when you have money, you have the ability to fight that corruption more than someone that doesn’t.
Like if she was in jail and someone assaulted her, which is against the law, she would get her lawyers involved.
I’m not saying I’m not disappointed that she left prison… but don’t push it all onto her being rich.
“I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally.”
They didn’t tell anyone that I’m really a man.
“I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence.”
I’m going home to snort some blow and sleep with someone’s husband.
“I have learned a great deal from this ordeal…”
Always proposition the officer BEFORE he writes the summons.
and hope that others have learned from my mistakes.”
I should have called my shrink to get me out the FIRST day.
I think it is ridiculous that she got to serve the rest of her sentence at HOME in her MANSION with all the luxuries. Medical condition, WHAT MEDICAL CONDITION ?????????? That she is a stupid fucking whore who got famous by being a whore. Any other person would have no choice but to do the time and not be able to pick out a cell mate. Or get to go home early b/c of a medical condition. Medical condition my ASS I HATE PARIS HILTON
MORE! MORE!
Your tears are like nector to me!
And nector is best served…AT HOME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That is BS. There are a lot of people in jail not handling it well mentally. But because she has money she can buy her way out. WAKE UP CA, YOUR F-ING UP, A STATE SHOULD NOT ALLOWED TO BE BOUGHT, but I guess CA allows it, I can’t wait to leave this state.
Paris is a stupid bitch. No one in her life has probably ever told her “no.”
They were talking about releasing her from her home once daily for “work” but she is a PROFESSIONAL PARTY GUEST/WHORE…
I hope she trips off her stiletto and falls onto a powered on week whacker. That way she loses that slutty face that got her off the hook.
I think everyone learn from Paris that if you act insane and have lot of money you dont have to do that time.Im from Texas and and they would have kept her in for the full 23 days.
“I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence”
Yeah, in a fucking mansion. Paris is vile .. and the Cali judicial system is corrupt. How much dough did ya daddy pay the judge? Or did he just blow him for you, you arrogant bitch!?
STFU! They had this planned from day 1! I bet her lawyer told her,” Here is what we will do, stage a mental illness and get you out early! Works every time!”
I hope Paris was corn-holed with a broom stick at least once before she left.
Hey Sarah, you missed a spot.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=heirhead
Cast your votes in protest of this travesty. She finds it fair to only have served 10% of her sentence. On the bright side, at least by being confined to her home for 40 days, she’ll still be out of the limelight.
Until the next travesty of justice occurs.
I think everyonelearned from Paris that if you act insane and have lots of money you dont have to do that time.Im from Texas and and they would have kept her in for the full 23 days.
I have not learnt from her mistakes:(
I hope alicia gets grabbed on the way home, thrown into an alley, with a knife against her throat, and violated with a broomstick until there’s a puddle of red down by her feet and a hundred splinters in her ass and vagina.
See? Rape is funny!
Ajay, she has herpes, you twisted bastard.
Califronia sucks. I can’t wait until it drops off into the ocean. Hopefully soon.
ATTENTION PLEASE! Sheriff Leroy (Lee) Baca is the pig that signed off on Paris getting to go home. Here is the site to go to to e-mail a complaint.
http://www.lasd.org/contact_us/inquiry/GeneralInquiries.htm
Don’t hold back you snarky biatches!
“I have learned a great deal from this ordeal”
The folks in Darfur are going through an ordeal, this bitch was inconvenienced!
The only bright spot is that I doubt she will be able to avoid breaking the rules of her confinement. Her sense of entitlement and privelege are so outlandish that she will feel compelled to do something that shows she is above petty rules like confinement.
So Exciting. I can order my men in, they have to have sex with me, I am queen of the world! Also, three 8 balls on their way! (They help me stay slim, can’t stand prison – no drugs!)
i guess she didn’t like the diet of tossed salads and bearded clams. make her serve a real jail sentence- make her suffer. i bet a real 45 days in a real jail (gen. pop- not special needs section) would totally break the bitch. that would be soooo sweet!!!!!! there are celebrities that i despise but she is number one.
I’d be thanking those fuckers, too.
AMERICA YOU SUCK!!
CORRUPTION TO THE MAX!!
All the judges, guards, governor and GBUSH got richer off the Hilton money.
They’re all going on vacation to their new villas in the Caribbean and at dinner they will toast to Paris for making all this happen.
BRAVO AMERICA. WELL DONE.
You can call the Sheriff’s Department at (323) 526-5541 to have your complaint followed up on. Just a suggestion.
#37 – Uh, jackass, you’re right — all 300 million of us conspired to let Paris Hilton out of jail, just to further piss off foreigners.
Mwahahahahaha …
God, anti-American sentiment from whiny Canadians and bitchy Euros is so played out.
I’m sure that hotel heiresses really get the book thrown at them when they drink and drive in Europe.
Christ.
Shut the fuck up, douche.
God…I wish she’d hurry up and have an aneurysm already. I hope everyone realizes that it’s videos of Paris or episodes of “Flavor of Love” that they show to the Al Queda in their caves in order to have them properly hate America. DIE PARIS DIE!
How the heck did Paris Hilton get out of jail so quickly?
http://sodahead.com/poll/4603/
Star 69 is from Canada – which is almost as wide as her shrimp taco. Oh yeah, remember to call the sherriff to lodge that complaint!
Definitely email and then call the Sheriff’s Department. They always like to know your personal identity info, you know, just for their records…
Shocker that she is from Canada:
CANADA YOU SUCK!!
CORRUPTION TO THE MAX!!
All the judges, guards, governor and STAR69 are complete self-righteous, self-aggrandizing assbags from a country with absolutely no redeeming qualities and no personality, whatsoever.
BRAVO CANADA. WELL DONE
When my brother was in prison the kid in the cell next to his (who was in for stealing goods from a warehouse, nothing life threatening like drunk driving) killed himself. If he’d have only known you could just say you didn’t like being in prison and be released he might still be alive.
please stop making comments about Paris Hilton!!!! Lets see if we can make her dissapear why is she famous? at least if she was BEAUTIFUL i would undesrtand but she is soo ugly she has a penius instead of a face so don’t make any more comments about her or i’m really starting to belive someone’s really making her famous for a reason make american people dumb
not comments i meant stop making posts about her
#43, Unless a person that is complaining makes a threat, there’s not anything they can do about a bunch of irrate citzens expressing their opinions.
If she is so loony that she has to be sent home, why didnt they send her to a Mental Hospital.
I guess she is just dumb smart. Now she can sit at home while everyone waits on her hand and foot.
Just watch during the next 40 days, you will see hairdressers, makeup artist, computer video interviews, stores sending designer clothes, personal chefs, and other assorted trappings of the bourgeoisie show up at her mansion (home).
Is it possible the public could punish Paris by just ignoring her?