Paris Hilton was spotted with some white residue in her nose yesterday after throwing down $2,600 on lunch at Nellos restaurant in New York. She was there with Brandon Davis and the two left a $250 tip after ordering Caesar Salads followed by two $1050 dishes of Kobe Steaks with white truffles. In response to the suggestion the residue might be (gasp) cocaine, Paris’ rep Elliott Mintz said:
“I can tell you Paris does not use narcotics. I would imagine [it's] something like whipped cream or a sugary substance from dessert. Something that naturally might have found it’s way to onto her face if she touched her nose or whatever. I’d label it a stray dessert.”
He’s not even trying to keep it in the realm of reality anymore is he? A stray dessert? Up her nose? He should’ve gone with the unicorn defense. Namely that a unicorn did it. Besides, Paris would be better off having people think she snorts cocaine than randomly picks her nose after a full day of fingering cakes.
There is no way that is cocaine. If she had been doing cocaine recently enough for a big chunk like that to be visible, she would not be eating anything. Let alone a ceasar salad and a steak.
You don’t eat when you are coked up.
Well, obviously it’s penile residue from the last blowjobs she gave…for crissakes, leave her alone, she just forgot to blow her nose…probably from several penises all shooting cum on her face, and, well, she had to put it somewhere…
Snot very nice….
The real crime here is that somehow, in the Cosmic Universe, that this CUNT somehow rates “lunch” at $2600.00 – the decimal point should appear after the “2″ – she should be standing at a drive-thru wearing a paper hat…there is truly no justice in this world…
Why doesn’t she just start doing porn and get it over with???
If she was doing blow after her lunch, 10 minutes after this photo was taken she went and took a HUGE shit.
i’d label it the reflection off the zillions of camera flashes that are taking this worthless piece of shit’s picture. but of course she does drugs!
i couldn’t figure out where the ‘white residue’ on her nose was but then i realized that you might think the glare was coke. idk, i think it’s pretty obvious it’s a glare. would you rather she had a hairy nose?
WTF!!! 250 on 2600 is LESS than 10%….fucking cheap rich assholes!
I hope the waiter hocked a big loogie in their entrees. Anyone that would spend that kind of money on lunch deserves to ingest some type of bodily fluid.
Gotta run…a packet of Sweet & Low just attacked my nose.
I think we are missing the point of…..where the hell is that fat greasy check bouncing sloth Brandon Davis getting the money for that lunch? Oh wait, I get it, Paris paid for lunch and HE left the tip. Thats why it was under 10%.
just looks like a reflection from the flash to me.
no way anyone eats all that food hopped up on coke. $2500 on alcohol, yes, but not food. trust me.
#7 & 46 – right. If she had any sense of concern for her fellow human beings, she could have used that $2600 to fund a soup kitchen for an entire month. What the fuck kind of steak is worth $1000? Kobe can’t be THAT much better than Angus (not the Angus that Burger King sells, but a REAL angus steak).
#17 & 32 – if that’s leftover, crusty Brandon spooge in her nose, how long will Starving Nachos remain her fiancee?
#39 – Paris is so loose that she’d have no problem accommodating Kobe Bryant’s Tube Steak in any of her inputs. And not even talk about it or sue him afterwards!
#58 LMAO!
#54 – so true if it was cut with baby laxative, which so much truly is these days…
Which also explains how she stays thin.
I think, personally, that is merely a hairless reflection of the GREESE pit she ate lunch with – that fatty fat fat ugly no-crotch having brandon “spend-too-much-of-my-granddaddies-money-for-lunch” because I’m a “fattie-fat-fattie-greasy-pile-of-shit-who-can’t-calculate-a-tip…fattie!”
By the way – yes, they drank “cokes”
“They gulped down cokes and mineral waters.”
eww…. they are going to HELL I tell you!
As an aside, they really dressed up for lunch, didn’t they? Last time I went into a place where one meal costs more than my bi-weekly paycheck wearing my hood up, they thought I was robbing the place….
LOL @ #42!
Its the flash from the camera.
She doesn’t use narcotics…eeexxcept for that pot that was photographed in her purse.
Its just the reflection of the light from the camera’s flash.
That’s not coke residue. Paris is trying to clean up her image, so she’s had a coke-dam installed inside her nose, to keep the Demon Powder out. I applaud her. And now I leave for my weekly psych exam. Wish me luck!
this is obviously a glare/flash from a camera… I’m not saying she doesn’t do coke but this is just stupid. no one high on coke would spend $2600 on FOOD. ughhhgggghhh
well, coke is a dessert too!
Paris gave her an eight ball of some strawberry cocaine,they will be snorting all night,then she will get her laid,maybe a couple times.Killer present you think?Its not every day your sister hooks you up with some blow and some dick.