Paris Hilton slips her nipple while filming music video

I have that exact same shitty posture…the only difference is that I’m fucking 6 months pregnant.

K-fed needs to bangulate and pregnify PH next. That way, at least her posture would makes sense.

Who ?

(Tit’s ok Paris – Blame the beach)

The end of the world draws nigh!

Paris’ herp-ridden crabs have escaped and will undoubtedly breed with the local crabs on that beach, creating a mutated species of evil super crabs that will rampage across the planet, killing all in their path.

Flee! Flee for your lives!

#62

*flees*

this PH stuff, beaming out into the universe…it gets picked up by a superior culture and you know what? They’ll wipe us all out and who’d blame em?

#63:

If you are referring to another of Paris’ infestations, that would be “fleas.”

65

No I was replying to 62 where a comment was mad about fleeing from mutant crabs.

However the words could have eaisly been flipped.

One usually doesn’t use the word wallow unless one is one is referencing shame, self hatred, or a sty full of pig shit; but somehow it works here.

Last week at the beach I saw a homeless Viet Nam vet performing the same sandy gyrations after downing a bottle of Wild Irish Rose and falling face down in the sand.

And strangely enough he was wearing the same bathing suit.

He probably smelt better too. And carried less disease.

That is the most unflattering swimsuit to surface the planet. It’s like Three’s Company meets Wonder Woman meets grandmas crusty girdle.

Yes, what’s with all of the sand in her crotch? And her nipple was showing? Gosh, I’m shocked. But look at the photos in the first row, #3 and #4 from the left: she is really just ugly. Why is she “famous?”

Wow she does look pretty bad.

Especially #4 where her stomach and her but are bulging out

What I fail to understand are the slouchy gold dish-washing gloves with the granny-suit. Was she washing gold dishes? Is it some weird take on Michael Jackson’s glove from the 80′s? Any clues?

My nipple was out the entire time I read this.

She has some muscular man legs going on. Combined with her fake tan and pecs for breasts, she could be in the Mr. Universe contest.

I can’t wait to see her “music career” fall faster than an oversprayed hairdo.

PS Motherfuckers, I LIKE Gwen Stefani.

Completely horrific Outfit Choice. Paris looks like a grandmother in that thing! I like the print and it would make a fine two piece, but somehow Paris tends to look pregnant whenever she wears anything like Satin or Spandex. Obviously if you are a cokewhore you don’t work out so I wasn’t completely shocked. Her thighs are much bigger than I thought, though. Anyhow, I also think I saw a 5 o clock shadow where it shouldn’t have been in the first set of photos. She’s so disgusting. I’ve been over big bird since I was 4.

I KNEW this day would come! HA! I’ve been envisioning this for so long:

Paris on the beach, looking all brain dead, probably thinking about money, herpes, or money, when suddenly…*gasp!* she begins to have a seizure, or some kind of condition which causes one to writher around like a dying snake, and no one helps her because…..huh? What is this you’re telling me? Paris isn’t dying? That’s her trying to be SEXY? Oh crap. Ah well.

What a wonderful dream. If only it was real.

*looks around for 3 goats and a bridge*

Lotta fuggin’ trolls aboot (nod to our Canadjun friends) today.

[monotone]Oh no. What shocking news. Paris Hilton has exposed an inappropriate part of her anatomy. How shocking. I am shocked. Because it is shocking.[/monotone]

Good god, she’s so full of herself. I mean…look at her. No, no, I take that back. Don’t.

whoa, that girl is developing some thick thighs. I remember her looking like a stick all the time. Since she has no boobies she shouldnt be wearing a one piece swim suit. She should of worn a two piece. Also, that swim suit has a horrible pattern, she should of worn something much more flattering…I bet that suit is probably by some top notch designer, and thats the only reason shes wearing it even though its UGLY. =[

43: Ari – that’s why you have to go out in the water, love. The fish nibbling makes it kinda kinky. :)

58 – Ari: Nope, my office is downtown, facing the Disney Center. Nowhere near Encino. :)

I don’t know if anyone’s said this yet, but what is up with her freakishly large man-hands?

Where’s the picture where the tide comes in, bearing a large Great White who was drawn to the shallows by the stench of rotting carp, and drags her back into the water, amidst a flurry of bloody foam and muffled shrieks?

Oh darn. That was just me daydreaming.

*sigh* I think Paris’ nipples are the only things that have seen more camera time than Chris Meloni’s cock – and that’s only ’cause OZ ended.

#80

I imagine that in the voice of the teacher from Ferris Bueller. Don’t make me say it.
Okay.

Bueller. Bueller…

Crabs on the beach….

Fa Cube, #82, I absolutely adore the way your brain works and;

#83, thank God. So you’re handy to the Central courthouse. I always wound up lost in Chinatown coming back from there.

Yeah in the #3 pic her stomach is HUGE…swollen all the way to her vagina…either she’s pregnant or Brandon Davis is missing……………………….get it………missing……..like he fell into her vagina and couldn’t get out……….ummmm…get it.

86: He (Ben Stein) was actually a professor at my law school. Abso-fuckin-lutely hysterical to be in one of his classes. Fortunately, he’s got a pretty good sense of humor about it.

#89

Or maybe she ate him

#90 Thta’s so freakin cool.

Anyway its been nice bashing celebs and fighting ignorant assholes with you all but I’m over to get some sleep so I can do it all over again tomorrow.

Cya

Hmmmm….Paris on the beach
Hmmmm….Paris with scorching herpes

Call it a clam bake?

Ari: Chinatown’s not so bad — good grub there.

Know what you mean, though. When I had to commute from C-bas I missed the turn the first few times and launched a series of one-man invasions of East L.A. (And Fa no es un Vato!)

87: I don’t think Paris has crabs so much as she has facehuggers from “Alien”

Dudes, I just finished cleaning up fresh cat puke on my kitchen floor, so I thought I’d give a shout out to sherry-co and Edna.

Hey cunts!

I like Chinese food, but I like Americanized Chinese food. I don’t want the weird parts of the critters used in my dinner. I’m the same way with Mexican food.

Yes, I’m a white-girl wimp.

This video looks awesome. I bet it will redefine the medium.

Fa Cube:
That’s right, Ben Stein, i couldn’t have remembered his name if I tried…must have been those Pacificos…
Anyway, that’s awesome he was your prof. I would actually WANT to go to his class. He’s had an interesting career, and I want to know where he gets that money that you can win…

96: Agreed. I avoid the stuff like Bat Nipple Soup. It might be the best cuisine ever, but I can die contented without knowing that.

TrannyGranny,

I stand corrected on the “Babe the Blue Ox” thread. It turns out that Paul Bunyon folklore actually originated in Quebec and worked its way across the border. The “Blue Ox”, however, is purely a Minnesotan invention. For your information, I’m also Canadian ;)

Oh Krisdylee..I feel for you. I just had to scoop a dead goldfish. Throwing up again just thinking about it. Those fuckers are as slippery as my cunty.

99: Bat Nipple Soup? Hehehehe… Now I’ll giggle every time someone talks about bats…

I have a friend who’s husband’s family is Mexican, and every time they have some sort of get together, she’ll be eating something and ask people what it is, and they tell her she doesn’t want to know. She shrugs it off and finishes her meal. And yet, she gags at the thought of lima beans.

I watched part of this on E or something like that earlier and they were talking about the “slip”. At one point, I really thought it would be her beaver popping out. Sigh of relief…

I’d rather scoop a dead goldfish than pull the guts out of the Thanksgiving turkey. *gag*

I want to poke it with a stick or drop it down into the dry well in my basement.

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS HOSE AGAIN.

102: Heh. I’ve got a buddy who loves Conch, but thinks escargot is the nastiest thing on the planet. Small snails, he can’t handle, but a big ol’ honkin’ sumbitch of a snail? Gobbles it like Tom Cruise does cock.

103: How much you wanna bet her beaver has teeth that can put any of the mammalian ones to shame? Although, if we get lucky, maybe some trapper will come and shoot her for her beaver pelt.

106: Ew. I think the weirdest thing I’ve ever eaten was snake. Rattlesnake, even. It’s actually pretty good.

@102

Us Mexicans are so DIRT POOR that we use all of the animal–that’s why you get food made from cabeza, tripas, lengua, and salivary glands.

but I’m not that desperate and will stick to the muscle portion of the animal, thankyouverymuch.