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BSfan | May 25, 2006 at 7:45 pm
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Iambananas | May 25, 2006 at 7:45 pm
I’m better than you
first
BSfan | May 25, 2006 at 7:46 pm
Yes the first to comment.
One of my life goals has been met!
Iambananas | May 25, 2006 at 7:46 pm
Okay, so about this story… that bathing suit is aweful!!!!! And she’s a skank… like anyone in the bordering states of California and New York haven’t seen her nipples and her… umm.. never mind, lol.
Iambananas | May 25, 2006 at 7:47 pm
She thinks shes so so great and she’s only a skank who dosen’t understand money.
Iambananas | May 25, 2006 at 7:47 pm
She also has no shape to hold the suit up!
Iambananas | May 25, 2006 at 7:48 pm
Okay, I wish I would have just put that all into one comment without taking up all that space, but I kept thinking of thing after I pushed send!!! Sorry guys!
BSfan | May 25, 2006 at 7:49 pm
HA LAMBANANAS!
You’ll have to move faster beat me.
To comment on the pictures.
There’s barely anything there.
She’s a no talent flat chested bimbo.
viewaskewniverse | May 25, 2006 at 7:51 pm
EWWWWWWWWWWW that be nasty. What whoreriffic picture tho!
JPike | May 25, 2006 at 7:52 pm
That wasn’t a “slip”. That was done in hopes of distracting us from her god awful music. Too bad we all realize she is nothing but a cum guzzling slut with pus-filled lesions on her hooha. Is the burn of herpes hot Paris?
bergdof616 | May 25, 2006 at 7:55 pm
Sadly, that’s the most covered I’ve seen her in a long time.
JPike | May 25, 2006 at 7:56 pm
Sadly, I have to agree with you bergdof.
BSfan | May 25, 2006 at 7:58 pm
Sadly I’ve got nothing original to say about Paris Hilton.
krisdylee | May 25, 2006 at 7:59 pm
Sadly, my grandmother wears the exact same suit.
viewaskewniverse | May 25, 2006 at 8:00 pm
Sadly, I still think she’s whoreiffic.
orbital1420 | May 25, 2006 at 8:02 pm
It’s lame music, but it isn’t awful — we’re not talking Boyzone or Westlife here. She’s got a nice enough body, she’s entertaining enough that the superficial (and everyone else) keep writing about her — and hot enough to drive BSfan & Iambananas to post multiple cutdowns just wishing they could have a chick half as good-looking even give them the time of day.
Thanks, Paris, for the nip slip, and for all the entertainment.
What I want to know is, where’s the *proper* video, not some AOL shite? I want to see the nipple in the video, not some pixelated crap.
Lolo | May 25, 2006 at 8:03 pm
I am SO TIRED of Paris Hilton being famous. I don’t get it- I thought her 15 minutes ended, like, two years ago. I’m not even going to call her names, I am just OVER IT. Please, can’t we start pretending she doesn’t exist?
krisdylee | May 25, 2006 at 8:03 pm
Sadly, orbital1420 is completely retarded.
billabong021 | May 25, 2006 at 8:03 pm
she looks scrumdiddlyumptious to me :)
Steph | May 25, 2006 at 8:04 pm
Look at all the sand up her cooch
I can’t believe someone is desperate enough to produce her music, if you can call it that.
BSfan | May 25, 2006 at 8:06 pm
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Paris Hilton is an ugly bitch. Quite frankly if someone like her gave me the time of day without me asking I’d run the other way.
Lynette Carrington | May 25, 2006 at 8:09 pm
The folks from Aaron Spelling productions called. They want their costume stash from Charlie’s Angels back PRONTO!
JPike | May 25, 2006 at 8:11 pm
Sadly, orbital is a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome.
Seneca Fell | May 25, 2006 at 8:12 pm
i can’t stand paris hilton, but i actually really like that bathing suit.
BSfan | May 25, 2006 at 8:15 pm
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Charlie’s Angels two is on right now.
Hehe
orbital1420 | May 25, 2006 at 8:16 pm
BSfan — if so, why are you still watching this post? Why didn’t you just skip it?
krisdylee, yep, you could be right — or you could keep going and let’s see if you can’t come up with a more intelligent retort. By the way, if you need to look up that last word, I recommend http://dictionary.reference.com.
TrannyGranny | May 25, 2006 at 8:18 pm
Jpike; Just finished doing a body shot off a toddler, does that count towards the syndrome?
and, paris AHHH, My Eyes!!!!!
Toonlite | May 25, 2006 at 8:18 pm
yes..I looked…but is that kleenex in her top??? Is it to enhance the boobage…or to sop up the pus that is Paris Hilton
playahater101 | May 25, 2006 at 8:19 pm
What is that on ger nipplr? Is that part of her suit. I hope her CD flops and she goes into deep depression and hides in some corner of the world, never to be heard from again.
ShoNuff | May 25, 2006 at 8:19 pm
WHEN did this site become The Skanktacular Life of Paris Hilton? Aren’t there other people in the world? Ones who won’t give me superherpecrabetitis by just looking at me? Ignore her/it. Media blackout. MEDIA BLACKOUT!!
BSfan | May 25, 2006 at 8:22 pm
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Meh that never works.
The same thing happened to Mariah Carrie and she’s back now.
But still any reprieve from her AT ALL would be ver appreciated.
woozy_suzy | May 25, 2006 at 8:22 pm
When did she get fat? (Simple Life, first season, she is easily 10 pounds smaller).
One pik, she has a little pooch; in the TMZ video her butt spreads out when she’s flipping for the camera. Maybe since she’s not friends with Nicole & Lindsay, she lost her coke connection??
krisdylee | May 25, 2006 at 8:23 pm
Honestly, all you “people” that come on to these threads, and say happy crappy shit like “you’re just jealous” or “you all wish you could have a chick as half as good-looking as Paris” really confuse me. This isn’t a recipe swap board, this isn’t a place to learn better parenting techniques, this is the SuperFuckingFicial, and most of us enjoy a good laugh, some sarcasm, the odd cunt and cock comment, and some good-old-fashioned Celeb-bashing, inter-mixed with the odd sexual innuendo. So really, if you can’t say anything nasty, don’t say anything at all.
Bill Clinton | May 25, 2006 at 8:26 pm
Nice to see The Superficial posting some nip slips again, even if it’s only Paris Hilton’s over exposed nip.
ToolHead | May 25, 2006 at 8:28 pm
When did Paris grow a beer gut?
orbital1420 | May 25, 2006 at 8:28 pm
krisdylee — I agree entirely. But molebashing is so much more honest and easy… in any case, not many will be as fucking funny as the story writers, so we might as well bait the “me too!”s
ToolHead | May 25, 2006 at 8:29 pm
Or is that a semen gut?
Toonlite | May 25, 2006 at 8:29 pm
#24,,,have you ever been to Hawaii??? That bathing suit…Hilo Hattie’s $24.99…Paris might be a skank…but she’s a frugal skank
B4USUCKMEDRY | May 25, 2006 at 8:31 pm
She sounds about as good as Gwen Stefani.
That’s my way of saying she sucks, but it’ll be a hit!
And that’s because people nowadays have absolutely no taste.
BSfan | May 25, 2006 at 8:32 pm
Her stomach is bigger then her breasts.
peelmeagrape | May 25, 2006 at 8:35 pm
the slip may of been an accident, but her ass is huge.
hahahahahahaha
look at that big palm tree emblazoned purple ass!
and she looks like she came out a blonde 2006 cereal box.
TrannyGranny | May 25, 2006 at 8:36 pm
Krisdylee;
Way to sum it up, you hot babe.
Ari | May 25, 2006 at 8:36 pm
To continue with the ‘sadly’ theme…
Sadly, this video reminds me that sex on the beach isn’t nearly as awesome as you’d think. Sand + friction= not good.
Such a nice idea though…
Sorry, I don’t have a comment on Paris that hasn’t already been made at least a few thousand times. I am laughing at her though… pretty much constantly.
Skip Smith | May 25, 2006 at 8:37 pm
Anyone notice thast the Paris Hilton threads are the most popular threads here? you all pretend not to like her, but you can’t wait to see what she’s doing now. Or who she’s doing now. Which would be me, virtually, and I touch myself while staring at her perfectly formed small boobie.
Shagggy | May 25, 2006 at 8:38 pm
huh…she looks a little ..um pregnant in shot #3 there…
and whats that? a michael Jackson glove too?
lurkerx | May 25, 2006 at 8:38 pm
She looks like she’s having an orgasm while posing for a Big Lot’s ad.
anja | May 25, 2006 at 8:38 pm
She looks like Jessica Simpson half the time.
On the rest of pics, she looks fat. Finding a bathing suit to make one of the most hollywood-obsessed, you really have to make an effort. But to also make it this ugly – whoever was picking that up for her ddeserves some kind of award or recognintion…
Shagggy | May 25, 2006 at 8:40 pm
actually looks like a little tater-tot in shot 3, 4 & 8..
either that or shes gettin a little fat
ptprez | May 25, 2006 at 8:41 pm
@16…watching midgets wrestle is entertaining, this bitch is a no talent rotten-crotched scumbag…i hope you meet a girl like her and your dick and/or vagina falls in the toilet…i’m trying to watch the basketball game,and i had to read that dumb-fucking post…
peelmeagrape | May 25, 2006 at 8:43 pm
@46
hahahahahahaaaaa
crawl bitch, crawl in the sand!