Paris Hilton showers for Australia

December 28th, 2006 // 38 Comments
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Comments (38)

  1. Trey | December 30, 2006 at 1:13 am

    Dang, that is sooo sexy!

    first, btw.

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  2. BarbadoSlim | December 30, 2006 at 1:29 am

    Huh? DEJA VU, we already did this entry doode. I know you’ve been having server issues Supefishguy but, DID YA HAVE TO LEAVE this picture of that walking herpes sampler contaminating the southern hemisphere up for the WHOLE FUCKING NEW YEAR’S WEEKEND?

    sheeesh

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  3. Kg | December 30, 2006 at 4:38 am

    #2

    Yes, obviously. I would’ve prefered that “calista flockhart is gollum” pic myself but this is almost as good

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  4. Peter Coffin | December 30, 2006 at 5:20 am

    Why bother? It’s not like a lone shower could remove the filth from her. It’s like spraying a big pile of dirt with water: it’s just filth to the core.

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  5. emmsah | December 30, 2006 at 6:42 am

    get her out of here…

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  6. osama bL | December 30, 2006 at 7:51 am

    i’d totally launch a cum-jihad at this infidel’s face (especially the eye that Allah has wonked)

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  7. Nigel | December 30, 2006 at 8:14 am

    :O

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  8. frenchtoaststix | December 30, 2006 at 9:39 am

    This ho needs to be hosed down in a containment shower like Karen Silkwood. And then microwaved. And sandblasted. Then covered in protective plastic so her virulent strain of DNA won’t accidentally escape.

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  9. DrDanny | December 30, 2006 at 9:39 am

    I’m sure I posted some drivel about how she’s the most maligned of the celebutards, and I actually meant it. But mostly I probably said I’d hit it, because I would. Fearlessly.

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  10. thirtypercentlessfat | December 30, 2006 at 10:07 am

    Execution is the new trend…

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  11. BarbadoSlim | December 30, 2006 at 10:42 am

    @10…yup, Iraqui necktie Saddam style baybee.

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  12. DrunkBlogger | December 30, 2006 at 11:04 am

    Best beat up, beat-faced exhibitionist ever!

    -Praswell Hilton derpa derp dee

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  13. blueman | December 30, 2006 at 11:11 am

    Boy I’d like to shower with that skanky whore.

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  14. Populist | December 30, 2006 at 11:19 am

    How did this photographer take so many shots and miss getting any of Kardashian’s giant rack? It’s like visiting the Grand Canyon and taking pictures of rocks along the roadside. Or visiting the beach and taking pictures of Paris Hilton.

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  15. crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com | December 30, 2006 at 12:31 pm

    Look at me I’m Paris Hilton. I’m sooo hot. Ooh, the water’s all sparkly and everybody’s looking at me. Oooooooooooooo.

    over at crabbie’s: lindsay lohan running for office?

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  16. CowgirlUp | December 30, 2006 at 12:58 pm

    Ugh. I really hope we see less of her in ’07.

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  17. ToiletDuck | December 30, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    Right on #2…!!!

    I thought that entry to Australia was conditional upon not bringing any diseases into the country…tsk tsk Australian Customs…

    This cum-dumspter needs to be bitch slapped hard, gang raped by a pack of wild dingoes and packed aboard the nearest Qantas flight to Bora Bora…

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  18. penissary contact | December 30, 2006 at 3:19 pm

    ToiletDuck says “right on number two”…must enjoy his work.

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  19. baboonsballoon | December 30, 2006 at 4:20 pm

    xD Great ^

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  20. sarakai | December 30, 2006 at 8:03 pm

    gET OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU WHORE! Stop polluting my beaches with your evil cocktail of STDs, I can never go to Bondi ever again…

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  21. JessicaCha | December 30, 2006 at 8:21 pm

    First off, why is Kim decked out in a moo-moo poncho? And why is Paris friends with someone with those eyebrows? Paris’ standards sure are getting low… I guess she’s fucked everyone down to the D list, and now she’s moving on to the commoners…

    *sigh*

    -Jess

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  22. ToiletDuck | December 30, 2006 at 8:39 pm

    This is radically different for her, not because she is accustomed to showering in front of groups of men (she is) but because most of her showers are Golden Showers…

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  23. ZACH DECEPTION | December 30, 2006 at 10:38 pm

    Paris Hilton is a nice person. Shes finally made her way in the world. Im glad shes noticed by the public, and at least all her fur is fake right? Who wouldn’t want to look at that pretty face all day ;)

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  24. HELLpenis | December 31, 2006 at 9:53 am

    wtf the site broke. Why did the Mike Tyson and Julia Roberts stories disappear, but this crap is still up?

    Paris has huge clown shoes and Kim Karsed@fl5sd is a fat cow.

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  25. yashi | December 31, 2006 at 10:53 am

    tan flaca como una garza!

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  26. BarbadoSlim | December 31, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    tan flaca como tan puta #25 :)

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  27. lefty | December 31, 2006 at 2:26 pm

    id like to shower her with my man relish. What a filthy whore.

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  28. Truthseeker013 | December 31, 2006 at 3:03 pm

    I *was* going Down Under to visit a freind. Now, know in that they’ll let *her* in, I’ll ask my friend to fly up. And pay for the ticket.

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  29. Member for Juggsville | December 31, 2006 at 10:00 pm

    i hope you americans are happy. now sydney is in the middle of the biggest ever superfuckingmega herpes outbreak in recorded history

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  30. James | January 1, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    Better ya’ll then us Juggs. Why are they drooling at THAT, she’s not exactly a rare piece of art.

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  31. Member for Juggsville | January 2, 2007 at 3:41 am

    as hideous as she is, sydney women are no better. thats why sydney law makers have banned me from entering their city because i’m just too gorgeous and deemed my possible entrance unfair to their ugly man-women. damn my sexiness!

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  32. Cabaret | January 2, 2007 at 2:26 pm

    is it just me or would rich girls buy a bag covered in poo as long as it had LV on it and cost 3000 dollars..

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  33. nothing | January 2, 2007 at 11:41 pm

    Hot hot hot. She’s stupid, spoiled, and slutty. How sexy can you get? I’d like to fuck her IQ up a few points.

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  34. danigirl | January 9, 2007 at 10:16 pm

    my fuckin god…why….WHY!!!!!!!! not only did i dump my bf for thinking shes hot but i think my brain has finally melted due to the fact that i cant understand WHY people think she is!!! FUCKIN BIGBIRD PEOPLE!!! she belongs in a cage at the zoo…or in a space craft far far away where she can rejoin her alien like friends…maybe her “purpose” in life is there

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  35. HollywoodSnark | March 27, 2007 at 6:19 am

    just stop covering her….she sucks

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  36. Casinos Online | November 1, 2007 at 6:51 pm

    i hate her, really!
    really!

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  37. T Barton | December 30, 2008 at 1:23 am

    so we now have the pleasure of this boring bitch again. Yawn. Who the hell keeps bringing her out here? We’ve got naturally blonde and blue eyed women on the beach that are a hundred times better looking than her. Paris’ hair is bleached and her eyes are just blue contact lenses. Why do we continue to be invaded by these fake americans? Have they had enough of flushing their own country down the toilet?

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  38. γνωσις | April 23, 2009 at 2:04 am

    ick

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