Paris Hilton needs a clear gel that’s strong enough for a man – but pH balanced for a woman

October 30th, 2008 // 95 Comments

An Exclusive Behind the Scenes Look at Why You’re Staring at Paris’ Crusty Armpit:

Just after the Aubrey O’Day post, I’m sifting through photos that are available to me from various sources, and I come across a set of Heidi and Spencer pics which are stupid tempting on a day like today. But then I remembered, when it comes to these Fuck-faces, I’ve already been like the boyfriend who promised he wouldn’t cheat on you again – then banged your sister. (Twice.) So instead, I found shots of Paris Hilton in the wee hours of the morning outside her hotel in London. I guess they don’t make clear stick deodorant across the pond, or she’s not allowed in drug stores for fear of contamination. Either way: You’re welcome!

Photos: WENN

  1. OMG! I love Paris Hilton!! She is the best. I can’t believe that someone would be out to make fun of her just because she has a little deoderant showing. At least you know she smells nice. Which is probably more than I can say for you people, sitting behind your keyboards with nothing better to do. I wouldn’t be suprised if most of you even wear deoderant. You should all take Chris Crokers advice and leave her alone! All she wants to do is put on a smile and try to be nice to her public. I’m sure if someone followed you around with a camera they might get an embarrassing photo of you. Most likely a jelly donught stain on your Members Only jacket.

    Pew Pew Pew

  2. mem

    speidi pics yes i love to hate them this whore i just hate

  3. Brandon

    She looks fucking disgusting! Look at those arms!

  4. Lets see your arms Brandon. Go ahead and wipe the Cheetos stain off you sleeve before you take the pic.

  5. Grizzlies

    She has old lady hair

  6. Grizzlies

    She has old lady hair

  7. Grizzlies

    She has old lady hair

  8. Let’s see what your hair looks like Grizzlies, three times even. Back away from the keyboard while whacking off. Thats what happens.

  9. Fonzeyfu

    Anything Nicole does, she can do better. Eat something fool.

  10. jiggy

    49 – perfect!!

  11. tbabi

    THANK YOU FOR NOT POSTING THE HEIDI AND SPENCER PICS. THANK YOU!!!

  12. lola

    She probably eats 1000- 1500 calories a day. I have protruding collarbones and ribs sticking out but I also have extra weight anf am not anorexic so that can happen. Even when I weighed 140 my collarbones and ribs stuck out and I am tiny people. So that never made sense to me. It looks like she had lipo on her arms which is why there is so little muscle and they are so tiny. She prob eats really well and had some shaping lipo.

  13. malicious

    did she break up with that Benji guy, what happened there? She looks mega skinny and mega sad.

  14. jenni

    i second arden and i choose the 12. haha. this girl needs to eat!

  15. jolie

    She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that

    site.Is she single now?

  16. She blogged on a website looking for fun. She hangs out there and will 100% guaranteed eat your ass at the fitness and celebrity dating sucks club ^^^^^^^^^FitnessKissSucks. C O M^^^^^^^^^^as soon as you are infected with the viruses on our site. Download our “player” to view the videos and have your way with her gaping holes today!

  17. Sandy

    “Anorexic” my ass. She’s doing some type of prescription amphetamine. Most the of celebs called anorexic are druggies.

  18. m

    omg! i can’t believe she is only 5’7! she looks HUGE!! i always thought with her size 11 feet she was like 6 feet tall LOL jolly green paris

  19. kippy

    that is not corrie. more like an asian dude

  20. meee

    i love when people starve themselves instead of working out.

    you can always tell by the stick-thin frame, the collar bone protrusion, & the ever-present upper arm flab that wouldn’t be there if they ACTUALLY worked out.

  21. tu jefa

    God she is so skinny!!! it`s scary!!!, she should remeber she is a poblic figure and possibly a role model for girls out thre. not that you want you`re kids to be like Paris Hilton, but it`s getting out of hand how celebrities keep portrating the image of lifeless and brainless media toys. She must be having either too much sex or no food at all, or it could be drugs, she`s always been a druggie anyways.

  22. I'll be nice

    she looks like a mannequin in a department store….

  23. meee

    also, if that IS corrie from the BFF show, she has been SERIOUSLY stuffing her bra on the show.

  24. It’s no secret any more, folks.
    TRANS-SEXUALS HAVE MOULDED ARM-PITS TODAY!!

  25. OLGA

    she looks anorexic like this i think that she is pretty ugly i mean where are your curves girl??

  26. FUCK ALL THIS FAYK SHIT

  27. Amanda

    Paris looks like a giant Skeleton. She looks so nasty!! EAT SOMETHING!

  28. That’s not deodorant, it’s flea powder. She got mistaken for a retired greyhound and impounded for 24 hours. She’s probably been de-wormed as well so now she can put on some weight.

  29. 1moreidiotintheworld

    I wonder if she ever sobers up enough to take a good long look in the mirror and realize what a used up sack of chicken bones cunt she is…. She should go throw herself under one of those double-decker busses over there. No that wouldn’t work, her skinny ass would fit between the tires and come out unscathed………

  30. If there weren’t several pictures I would have sworn this was a waxwork – she is starting to look thin and creepy.

  31. Jo

    her friends probably used her armpit to line up and snort coke. so that’s not dried deo, those are remnants.

  32. Bickus Dickus

    I can’t wait until an obsessed fan kills her

  33. we do indeed have clear deo over here . so try again i guess . and her pathetci face is all over the english papers to day critisising her presenting skills on the award show the other nyt . i think thats why they got her , so they knew they woul dhave something new to laugh about

  34. Maggie From Buffalo

    She looks grossly skinny in these pictures. Eww.

  35. they may be right

    i don’t think that’s paris hilton either…

  36. Corrry looks like a walrus getting praised by her trainer (or tranny) paris for doing a good trick. Notice how she loves to take away any decent looks her potential best friends may have and turn them into fuglies for less competition. Compare the outfit she chose for herself to wear and then look at the granny dress and heels she puts on her friend! And that AWFUL haircut and make up job, but for paris to achieve slut look she pulls out all the guns. She will never speak to her new b.f.f after the show wraps cuz there all a bunch of duds who when you have paris’ life and money the only purpose people like on her show serve is entertainment for when there high or bored.

  37. el ces

    Hmm, she still looks really good.
    She’d be perfect if she hit the gym and put on some muscle tone.
    Remember her abs and legs in House of Wax?
    I would’ve slobbered all over her.

  38. lexa.

    Eat a steak.
    Or twenty-seven.

  39. hallie

    never seen her look so ugly

  40. icarus

    Her retarded poses are beyond Zoolander.

  41. WTF!

    Damn!..the bitches Hands are as BIG as her Feet.

    Man-hands!

    Paris looks like she not only has Herpes..but AIDS too.

  42. GROSS

    Armpit looks JAUNDICED.

  43. toni

    wtf she looks horrible :|
    has she lost weight?
    :S

  44. Paulina

    God, she’s positively skeletal…Maybe Kim should share some of her deep fried oreos…

  45. hahaha.. that’s a nice armpit you got there paris. makes you look, hmmm, normal.

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