TMZ has video of Paris Hilton hitting a parked car yesterday but not leaving a note, which is a misdemeanor under California law and punishable by as much as six months in jail. She had finished shopping in Robertson Blvd in Los Angeles with her friend Kim Kardashian and after loading her shopping bags into the trunk of her Range Rover she backs out of the parking spot without her seat belt on – another violation of law – and hits a parked Honda Civic behind her. She then cries out, “Oh shit!” before speeding off without leaving a note.
If you’re the owner of the Civic I highly recommend you take some legal action against Paris. Besides parking in handicapped spots, she’s also been involved in other hit and runs. She’s a menace to society and somebody needs to take her down. If the police won’t do it then I will. I’ve got a mask and cape and everything.
Ok just wondering….am I the only person with no life who actually took the time to watch the video of her backing into the car? Probably. So let me tell you, if you haven’t seen the video, that the collision was not even the most interesting part of the video. The best part was before she backed out, when she was preening and looking at herself in the mirror and pretending like she wasn’t pretending like there were no paparazzi around to capture her lovely essence on film. Her fake-ness made me want to vomit, even more than a still photo can convey. It was really moving. Like a bowel movement.
I know, I watched the video, too… and that’s the quintessential Paris. Stupid , as usual… vain for no reason, as usual. Annoying, as usual.
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Except a BM is more satisfying and pure.
I haven’t much sympathy for someone like Paris Hilton but come on, did you see how many people were circling that car? It can be difficult enough to get out of a packed parking gargage, let alone with 10 people hovering around flashing cameras in your face. And what kind of note is she supposed to leave? One that one of those “photographers” will pull off the second she turns around and sell on ebay?
I haven’t much sympathy for someone like Paris Hilton but come on, did you see how many people were circling that car? It can be difficult enough to get out of a packed parking gargage, let alone with 10 people hovering around flashing cameras in your face. And what kind of note is she supposed to leave? One that one of those “photographers” will pull off the second she turns around and sell on ebay?
#103 we know a song about that :)
it goes something like
don’t bother trying to
escape or get back
we got the tunnels and
bridges covered :)
If Paris freaks out because of the paparazzi — to the point that she breaks the law (apparently not for the 1st time) and carelessly leaves poorer folk in financial and other difficulties, in order to go out drinking and clubbing and God knows what else — then maybe she should keep her herpes-ridden ass home at night. It could probably use the rest, anyway.
yeah let us know how
tht goes for you dubya
lol bitch :)
woah
hot crotch
…what wa the question?
we have to go now :)
and by the way
this copy is unregistered :)
isn’t it about time a deranged fan blew this sperm receptacle’s head off? come on, people! after all,
she’s worth it.
Honestly, is this what evolution has brought us to? I hope she never has any children.
This is what the Hilton method of child-rearing has brought THEM to.
what a stupid fucktard….it’s amusing how she sits there for a while when she thought perhaps she had hit another expensive car, but then when the guys says it’s only a Honda, she’s gone. that’s like me hitting a person with my car, feeling really bad thinking it’s a little kid, but upon finding out it’s an old person driving away.” because, like, the old person was gonna like die soon anyways”.
> upon finding out it’s an old person
> driving away.” because, like, the old
> person was gonna like die soon anyways”
oh thanks, trouble is…
this time he’s taking
your sorry ass with him :)
Hopefully the day Paris goes to court will be the one day that the judge is swapped out with the guy who wrote “Saw”. I think a punishment that includes Paris having to cut open the guy lying on the floor and have to search in his organs for the key that unlocks the bomb locked on her head in sixty seconds before it explodes is pretty fitting. And she probably wont be able to figure out what she’s supposed to do until like thirty seconds in, so basically she’d explode. Yayyyy go “Saw”!
She looks and acts like a retarded 5 year old. Why is she constantly followed and her actions filmed? why do people give a shit? Perhaps someone is building a case to send to the DMV to get her license revoked… that is the only worthwhile reason i can see to following around this shit bag of a human.
http://celebreligion.com
Okay why is she constantly posing? Even while adjusting her rearview mirror (which did the cow no good since she hit that car), she’s puckering her lips and flipping her hair…gawd. I think I threw up a little in my mouth. Can anyone be more fucking annoying? And she drives off after she’s told it’s only a Honda? Jesus, someone put her…no wait, put us out of our misery and push her off the face of the earth.
@52-
Thanks, sweetie. I also love that word, and I was thrilled to be able to use it. God, I’m such a nerd.
she apparently told a parking attendant outside and left her contact information. i’m not defending her, tho. she’ll still a ditz.
I bet the person whose car she hit will try to become famous because of it just because it’s here
that’s just how the PARISite works
Oh my god, she didn’t leave a note?!? How on earth will the owner of the Civic ever figure out who hit his car? I mean, the video all over the internet and television might be a clue, but I still think we should be outraged, OUTRAGED, I tell you, that Paris didn’t leave a note.
(Insert herpes joke here)
I’m sorry we made fun of your girlfriend, Skip-pee. I guess we shouldn’t say mean, untrue things about her when we know how much you love her. She is indeed an upstanding young lady, whose virtue is unparalleled in all the world. She’s an accomplished, kind, and selfless person, who we should be so lucky to emulate. Let’s be friends, ‘kay?
That was hard to say with a straight face.
Does anyone know(How do you know?) what STDs she’s got?
I heard when Paris went to church once, God got herpes! SNAP!
Holy Roadkill, Batman!
It’s bad enough we have to deal with old people behind the wheel!…
What about all those other times she got behind the wheel after drinking? What about the other times she’s hit people’s property, laughed, and drove off? What about the times she’s parked in Handicapped Parking? Did she leave notes for all that? Or make sure she was caught on video so she could make proper restitution? Methinks not. I, for one, don’t know why she’s allowed to drive. She’s just given a car and let loose on society; drinking, not drinking, what have you. Are all the cops afraid of Big Bad Pahwiss? I’ll come do your job for you –
Oh, you people simply don’t understand. We plebeians are nothing compared to the majesty that is Paris Hilton! Whoever’s car she hit should be honored that it was her, and can’t possibly expect a note or money to pay for the damage!
Honestly, I don’t know what this world is coming to.
Do you think I would get in trouble if I murdered Paris in her sleep? ‘Cos I’m pretty sure she could get away with murdering me.
@121 “Skip … pee?” Man, that’s comedy gold. I’m sure it was hard for you to say with a straight face, considering you’ve obviously had a stroke.
Jane … poo. Yup. Comedy gold.
i agree with the superficial she needs to go down – dumb bitch.
can she be a bigger loser? oh and i just heard her first single on radio. i wanted to rip my ears out.
actually I have it on good authority that she does leave notes when she parks in handicapped spots. It’s just that the handicapped people can’t read them, ’cause they’re handicapped.
They oughta bring in giant loudspeakers, point them at the caves of Iraq, put on on her new ‘single’ and crank it up full blast. That would flush out Osama in like, oh, 5 seconds, and everybody could go home.
JUST WOW… i thought it couldn’t get any worse with this cunt. If i were the owner of this car i’d be on the phone with cnn and fox news to embarass her stupid herpes ridden ass as soon as i found out she did it. She seriously needs to be clubbed like a baby seal and her worthless family along with her. Thing i have to ask myself who is her insurance company cuz they could make millions with a slogan like “Join (company name) today and sign up for the Stupid fucking whore plan and the first 5 hit and runs are on us!”