TMZ has video of Paris Hilton hitting a parked car yesterday but not leaving a note, which is a misdemeanor under California law and punishable by as much as six months in jail. She had finished shopping in Robertson Blvd in Los Angeles with her friend Kim Kardashian and after loading her shopping bags into the trunk of her Range Rover she backs out of the parking spot without her seat belt on – another violation of law – and hits a parked Honda Civic behind her. She then cries out, “Oh shit!” before speeding off without leaving a note.
If you’re the owner of the Civic I highly recommend you take some legal action against Paris. Besides parking in handicapped spots, she’s also been involved in other hit and runs. She’s a menace to society and somebody needs to take her down. If the police won’t do it then I will. I’ve got a mask and cape and everything.
JoBOO | June 9, 2006 at 5:28 pm
FIRST YOU BEE-ATCHES!!!!!
missmermaid | June 9, 2006 at 5:29 pm
It’s not like she can’t afford to pay for the damage.
Cow.
JoBOO | June 9, 2006 at 5:30 pm
She was probably in a big rush to go home and vomit up her lunch!!
perfectanglovesgodlol | June 9, 2006 at 5:34 pm
omg omg a new post finally S.F. guy unfortunatly i already read this on another site today like 8 hours ago so S.F. guy come on get your hands out of your pants and start giving us some new posts before every other site has had them up all day, thanks
WD-40 | June 9, 2006 at 5:34 pm
How bulshit is that????
Her license plate is blurred out, but the plate of the civic the harpie hit is not??!?!?!?!!!!!!!
Redeemer | June 9, 2006 at 5:35 pm
The only way she would be of any use to anybody or anything is if cars ran on venereal diseases and stupidity instead of gasoline.
neFarious | June 9, 2006 at 5:36 pm
I want to see the mask and cape
neFarious | June 9, 2006 at 5:37 pm
Oh shit, that’s my civic!
B4USUCKMEDRY | June 9, 2006 at 5:38 pm
That’s the worst.
There’s nothing as bad as having a good day hanging out and then you come out to the parking lot and some asshole has hit your car with no note in sight. Totally ruins the day.
Unless you were already having a bad day and then your car’s damaged.
I hope whoever she hit knows she did it by now.
Redeemer | June 9, 2006 at 5:40 pm
#5 — Because the owner is the civic is merely a peasant not worthy of such advanced blurry-thingy technology
unrational | June 9, 2006 at 5:40 pm
god damn this bitch is crazy.
jane's eyre | June 9, 2006 at 5:41 pm
How much do you bet that she won’t get in trouble?
bunnyhugger | June 9, 2006 at 5:42 pm
i second on the mask and cape!
fowler | June 9, 2006 at 5:44 pm
as an owner of a civic, i’m appalled.
hotmomma | June 9, 2006 at 5:47 pm
thats Hot! (she is such an idiot!)
bunnyhugger | June 9, 2006 at 5:47 pm
o.k.
we can’t cite brit for endangering her child because it wasn’t witnessed by an officer.
but PH hits a car, and since there were witnesses she can get busted. since when did human life become less valuable than somebody’s pinto, uh, sorry, honda.
i would lose all faith in humanity if i thought any of these people were human.
okay, yeah, it’s already been a long day.
waterranger | June 9, 2006 at 5:52 pm
WHAT A WHORE. Paris makes me so angry! Doing stupid things is one thing, we can just laugh at how stupid she is. But she is being rude and obnoxious and damaging people’s property! As a honda driver myself (sorry paris, we cant all afford McLaurin whatchamacallems like you) I would be SO mad if someone did this to my car!
Bad Paris! Bad!
BarbadoSlim | June 9, 2006 at 5:54 pm
This worthless piece of whoretrash needs to be OJ’ed, pronto.
I’m not kidding.
neFarious | June 9, 2006 at 5:54 pm
Maybe he can now seel the honda on ebay for a fortunate because Paris damaged it?
ericisshort | June 9, 2006 at 5:56 pm
Lock that slut up!
MeganHarris | June 9, 2006 at 5:56 pm
Oh come on. Just let her go. she’s Paris Hilton.
tsarinaamanda | June 9, 2006 at 5:57 pm
Un-fucking-believeable. She has absolutely NO consideration of others. Not everyone has enough money to get their car fixed (and/or pay the deductible for the insurance) when some stupid twat hits it. I hope and pray that the cops come after her and finally do something about this bitch and her laissez-faire attitude towards others. I know she just thinks of everyone else as peasants not worthy of the queen’s attention or time, but seriously! Every damn day this herpes-ridden slutbag does yet another thing to make herself look bad. I am just dying to see how her die-hard fans defend this latest stupid move from the Empress of Stupidity…don’t disappoint me, people!
MeganHarris | June 9, 2006 at 5:58 pm
Big deal. Did you see that Honda Accord 1996 piece of shit? That person can now sell that garbage car on Ebay for 5 times what it’s worth on NADA.com
Binky | June 9, 2006 at 5:59 pm
I always see a bit blurry-eyed – so I did a quick search on the Civic’s owner.
Apparently it’s a ” Sean P. Spears ” car.
MeganHarris | June 9, 2006 at 5:59 pm
Paris should have consideration “above the law” She’s a national treature.
sharkbite | June 9, 2006 at 6:00 pm
What a nutjob. Let’s pray she goes to prison. Just in time for the album release!
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
lucycharms | June 9, 2006 at 6:00 pm
Dear Paris,
You truly are a hairball stuck in the throats of the media. You make me want to vomit.
Are you related to George Bush? … because he makes me have the same reaction.
Do we need anymore evidence of he worthlessness? It wasn’t like she wasn’t surrounded by photographers… she was bound to be caught.
Point being America… she doesn’t care about anyone else but the reflection back in her mirror. She can do anything she wants from hitting the average joe’s car to pass horrible STDs… no one does anything. Can everyone stop caring about her…. BAN PARIS!!!!
She is a repulsive cunt.
neFarious | June 9, 2006 at 6:00 pm
#23:
I already said that :)
Iambananas | June 9, 2006 at 6:02 pm
I tried REALLY hard to like Paris Hilton. I was willing to over look:
a.) spoiled
b.) not valuing money
c.) being a whore
d.) having herpes
e.) being a little unattractive
f.) having no ass
g.) wearing those big ass sunglassess ALL THE TIME
h.) being in any way assiociated with Nicole Richie
i.) the party-girl inage she tires so hard to live up to
j.) being mean to Lindsey Loahn
k.) being mean to anyone who is prettier than she
l.) being uneducated
m.) not being able to dress
n.) being annoying
o.) having no personality
p.) having no acting abilities
q.) being an attention whore
r.) thinking she’s great for doing nothing
s.) having an annoying mother
u.) making the sex tape
v.) making me vomit when I heard about the sex tape
w.) always having a dumb smile on her face
x.) being with Brandon Davis
y.) being ungrateful
z.) being named Paris
But hitting someone junk car and not leaving a note? They work hard for their money and she dosen’t get that. She is an awful awful person. Jail, I say! Jail!
Star Maker Machinery | June 9, 2006 at 6:02 pm
What is the superficial’s fascination with Paris Hilton? She’s hideously boring and, at this point, there’s nothing more to be said about her. She has been discussed to death! I’m getting verklempt.
jane's eyre | June 9, 2006 at 6:02 pm
“Paris Hilton should be in jail”.
More like, Paris Hilton should be taken out to sea, where the scent of rotting carp will draw large numbers of sharks, at which time she will be cast overboard and devoured in a mad feeding frenzy the like of which has never been seen, which will be spoken about in hushed whispers between weathered sailors imbibing stout ale in taverns all over the world.
That’s my opinion.
waterranger | June 9, 2006 at 6:06 pm
lame bananas that was actually pretty like exactly correct. Totally.
Toonlite | June 9, 2006 at 6:08 pm
she is sooooooooo looking at being keyed….in the face!
Iambananas | June 9, 2006 at 6:09 pm
But, then again, a 1990 Honda Civic… probably an illegal alien anyway, so what’s the diference?
thatsmyname | June 9, 2006 at 6:11 pm
This site has been shit for quite a while now.
lucycharms | June 9, 2006 at 6:11 pm
#29 …. Thank you the a-z reasons…..beautiful!!!
I think however that jail might be too good for her. I think being stripped of all her money & fame, then b forced into a lame 9-5 job she hates with people she hates but does it anyway because how else will she pay the bills, be forced to buy clothes on a budget, save up for an apt, pay rent, buy furniture & clean the apt, make car payments, pay cell phone bills & be able to save up enough money to maybe go on a vacation & then have to pay a pretty hefty car repair bill and start all over on her savings with no vacation.
BarbadoSlim | June 9, 2006 at 6:11 pm
@23 What are you basing that on?
Herpes Hilton adds NO value whatsoever to anything.
You are wrong and quite possibly an idiot.
gailmariecat | June 9, 2006 at 6:12 pm
She knows people are watching and taking her picture and yet she blatantly disregards the damage she caused. How callous can you be? DON’T BUY HER MUSIC. BOYCOTT HILTON and maybe she will go away.
waterranger | June 9, 2006 at 6:13 pm
lame banana’s – you forgot ‘t’
t. having no boobs and being proud of it, and then getting implants.
Iambananas | June 9, 2006 at 6:13 pm
I will not buy any of her music, nor will I go see any movies she plays in, gailmariecat … don’t worry!
Toonlite | June 9, 2006 at 6:13 pm
#30…..true…..but our work is not done…total annihilation of her character has not been accomplished…..until then we will expose her for the dumbass that she is…then we will crown her with a custom fitted couture asshat…..but there isn’t one that is ferret sized
bamanvinnie | June 9, 2006 at 6:13 pm
Oh god, just when I think she’s hit her lowest (herpes, cheesy music vids, and parking in handicapped spots), she does something even worse.
She won’t go to jail, just pay a huge settlement. Hell, if I was the owner, I’d take hush-up money from her. Granted, if it wasn’t wire transfer, I’d disinfect the money, but I’d take it.
I’m waiting for the finale, when she’s found dead in a bathtub with a radio, cocaine on the floor, and a midget up her gaping vag. It’ll happen.
Toonlite | June 9, 2006 at 6:15 pm
…asshat made to specifications by Mr. Superficial….he had it made when he had his mask and cape made up for the shock and awe he’s springin’ on Parish Herpes.
Oh yea…
jane's eyre | June 9, 2006 at 6:15 pm
34
And what type of car did your parents buy YOU? Gee, it must be nice to have daddy pay for everything for you so you won’t have to have a bomb of a car like a ’90 Honda. He probably pays for your insurance and gas money, too, huh?
Toonlite | June 9, 2006 at 6:17 pm
#42 bamanvinnie
OH!! when that happens…..GET PICTURES!!!!
thanks
lucycharms | June 9, 2006 at 6:19 pm
#42… Her fate is sealed this is true…. I see the desperate finale coming as well
But I currently believe its an all or nothin’ race between her and Ms. Lohan.
Because no one can seem to happy with rich & famous anymore… you’ve gotta be rich, famous & completely rolled in cash, alcohol, drugs, a miniskirt & outta your mind outta control.
Jacq | June 9, 2006 at 6:22 pm
Someone PLEASE kick her in the twat. Everyone knows better than to try to detain her – she’ll hit people, too. If I ever see her, I’ll run her over with my 93 Buick. It is total bullshit that there is so much footage of these insipid cunts doing illegal shit and NOTHING happens. I think that misdemeanors committed by Paris Hilton should be punishable by death.
BarbadoSlim | June 9, 2006 at 6:23 pm
Yeah #34, don’t forget to have your Ferrari detailed this weekend, considering your busy schedule of sitting on your fat ass making millions that you find a 1990 fucking honda beneath you.
Jacq | June 9, 2006 at 6:24 pm
She banged up that car? I bet that’s not all she can bang…
jane's eyre | June 9, 2006 at 6:27 pm
#47, please refer to #31. I think we may have just what you’re looking for.