Paris Hilton should be in jail

paris-hilton-hit-and-run.jpgTMZ has video of Paris Hilton hitting a parked car yesterday but not leaving a note, which is a misdemeanor under California law and punishable by as much as six months in jail. She had finished shopping in Robertson Blvd in Los Angeles with her friend Kim Kardashian and after loading her shopping bags into the trunk of her Range Rover she backs out of the parking spot without her seat belt on – another violation of law – and hits a parked Honda Civic behind her. She then cries out, “Oh shit!” before speeding off without leaving a note.

If you’re the owner of the Civic I highly recommend you take some legal action against Paris. Besides parking in handicapped spots, she’s also been involved in other hit and runs. She’s a menace to society and somebody needs to take her down. If the police won’t do it then I will. I’ve got a mask and cape and everything.