Paris Hilton shopping for new BFF

January 22nd, 2009 // 57 Comments

Seen here doing some more modeling/man-rape for FILA, Paris Hilton is apparently in the market for a new BFF already. After dogging her all weekend at Sundance, it turns out Brittany Flickinger isn’t 4 Realz FTW ’nuff for Paris, according to E! Online:

“She just has no personality,” says a source. “She seems like a waste of space.”
While her rep wasn’t available for comment, Paris apparently moves quickly…casting calls just went out for the second season of My New BFF.
But if Brittany’s getting the boot, she doesn’t seem to know. She just blogged on her MySpace about spending Sundance with “her favorite girl.”

“She just has no personality.” “She seems like a waste of space.” And yet these two didn’t get along? It’s like they were cut from the same mold. Except one got dipped in VD, but still.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Racer X

    Fuck this praying mantis looking biotch!!!

  2. Hotti-from-Johannesburg

    im hotttttttt!

  3. Hotti-from-Johannesburg

    im hotttttttt!

  4. Fonz

    First.

  5. Cliff Greene

    I’ve been stalking Brittany’s myspace profile ever since this story first started ,because, y’know, train wrecks can be fun. I have a feeling little miss “now I’ve got a tampon in my hair, I’m more edgy than before!” is going to have quite a fun little myspace mental breakdown.

  6. kel

    LOL @ #1.

    She does look like some kind of bug. Ugh.

    Paris is a bitch….of course she’s going to ditch the poor Brittany girl. However, how could you trust anyone to be your BFF when all anyone wants or cares for nowadays is getting famous in some way….somehow.

    Even if it means getting rammed in the pooper and peed on by black dudes, ahem, Kim K.

  7. karl

    please stop posting about her. ugh.

  8. Me 2

    Bleh. She’s the worst. I hate her nose it’s so skinny and bird-like. No way could she do modeling if she weren’t famous for being famous, she’s not pretty.

  9. Aja

    It’s funny because I never thought paris had much of a personality. She actually seems boring to me.Ever hear her in an interview? Is she shy or something? It’s painful to watch. I guess they were too much alike….

  10. Dice

    If Paris is dipped in VD then drop me in and coat me silly you homo bitches!!!

    She looks even better in these photos than yesterday’s. FAGS !!!!!!

    lololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollol

  11. #10 – Your last line looks like a stick figure version of the official French military salute…

    Also, I see Fila’s marketing budget has been hit hard by the credit crunch…

  12. satan

    Anyone posting after me sucks on Brittany Shitflicker’s ass

  13. If the boy’s favourite is a PENIS in his ASS from this TRANS-SEXUAL, I would say:
    ………………………….GOOD LUCK, boy!!

  14. WoolyT

    “She just has no personality.” “She seems like a waste of space.”
    Are we talking about Brittany Flickinger or Paris Hilton???

  15. devilsrain

    4. FONZ= FAIL

  16. Chris

    Whose hand is that?

  17. sid

    on that BFF show she makes all the girl look like such losers…. its a joke to watch.

    but i watch anyway cuz it funnyy!
    “lets give you all a new hair cut, then make you look like a street whore yay”

  18. hotel toilet water

    She “has no personality.”? No, that’s not it. Perhaps it’s one of the following:

    1. She’s hotter than Paris
    2. She’s got breasts
    3. People take her more seriously than Paris after a couple months.

    Certainly can’t be because she’s a “waste of space”. If she’s wasting her space, I’ve got plenty of space at my place for her. Paris and her diseases can stay away, though.

  19. Does anyone else think that the guy kinda looks like Gale Harold?

  20. CM

    Has it crossed anyone’s mind that this whole thing is one big set up, and that this Flickinger girl is in on the joke?

    These two idiots show up at one of the most celeb-worshipping, press-packed events of the year, and all the sudden start spreading rumors that they don’t get along? I’m sure that’s an accident.

    Why, I’m sure it’s also just a coincidence that this gave them a forum to announce a second season of Paris’ revolting TV show where she humiliates dumb girls for money.

    God, I hate these vapid, worthless people.

  21. bigwake20

    i went to high school with that guy! it looks like paris is about to rape him…eww

  22. oldness

    I think I went to school with that guy, too. Oh, wait. Nevermind. He just looks like every douchebag in the universe. My bad.

  23. Fuck.

    If they were to make a show everytime that dumb bipolar cunt changed her friends there would be no more time for any other show. Fuck her.

  24. Two Retards

    What’s up with that dude’s hair?

  25. Public School Brat

    Well, we all know that Paris didn’t go to high school with that guy. In fact, as I remember, she didn’t even go to high school and is a drop out with only a GED.

  26. Man In The Know

    Since I know that you losers secretly want to be Paris’ new bff, I’m going to tell you how to apply for the show: just email your name, the city where you live, and a couple of full-body digital photos of yourself to parisbffcasting@gmail.com, and the casting directors will pass judgment on your asses!

    Thank me later.

  27. Danklin24

    No personality??? Thats like Rosie O’donnel telling Rosanne Barr she’s fat. Seriously

  28. I think she just wants to do a second season like Tila Tequilla. Haha, don’t feel bad for Britt though because she gets to be famous for her 15 minutes and be a reality show has-been!!!!

  29. eric

    She just needs to die already.

  30. originalfanbase

    did they get this pic off of hot chicks with dbags .com?

  31. Murf

    Is that a guy?

  32. OBVIOUSLY it was coincidental…
    season 2 is now casting…

    http://WWW.PARISHILTONCASTING.COM

  33. Filipina Gal

    Does she really need to have her own “reality TV show” to find a new BFF???? Christ almighty!! Well, I guess that’s what you would do if you have a lot of money jumping out of your bank account cause they couldn’t fit anymore… Goodluck to her… (She could use her money in a more interesting way, don’t ya think???) Or maybe, this is interesting to her…..? This girl needs to have a therapist… I won’t be surprised if one day she’ll end up like Lindsay Lohan(her former BFF). Bankrupt… She wouldn’t be modeling if she’s not Paris Hilton. Let’s all accept the fact that she’s famous cause of her money…

  34. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE.

  35. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. PARIS HILTON’S FATHER RICK HILTON EVEN GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY. LOOK FOR THE ARRESTS AND INCARCERATION OF THESE 2 CRIMINALS IN THE VERY NEAR AND COMING FUTURE.

  36. TRUTH

    NICKY HILTON IS ALSO AN ACCESSORY TO FEDERAL CRIME IN THAT SHE TRIES TO BEHAVE IN A MANNER TO SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION LIKE WHEN SHE RECENTLY SAID THAT SHE IS PARIS HILTON’S TRUE BFF. NICKY HILTON KNOWS ALL ABOUT BRANDON M. WITTE AFTER HE CONTACTED HER VARIOUS TIMES ON MYSPACE DURING THE SPRING AS HE DID HER YOUNGER BROTHER AND SHE (NICKY HILTON) ALSO PARTICIPATED IN “THE ASIAN TOUR” FEATURED IN INTOUCH MAGAZINE AROUND LATE OCTOBER OF 2007 TO THREE OF THE COUNTRIES FEATURED ON BRANDON M. WITTE’S MYSPACE AT THE TIME (CHINA, JAPAN, AND KOREA.) THERFORE, NICKY HILTON IS AS WELL GUILTY OF FEDERAL CRIME AS IS HER FATHER RICK HILTON AND PARIS HILTON.

  37. LAW OF THE LAND

    PARIS HILTON: YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON FOR PROBABLY THE REST OF YOUR LIFE FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE. DID YOU NEVER STOP TO THINK THAT THEY WERE HUMAN BEINGS, PARIS HILTON.

    PARIS HILTON, JUSTICE IS COMING YOUR WAY. GET READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. LAW OF KARMA

    PARIS HILTON: GET READY FOR YOUR NEW HOME. A PRISON CELL.

    AND REALLY, WHO DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU WERE TO TRY TO GET AWAY WITH SUCH RUBBISH???????????????????????????????????????

    GET READY TO SPEND THE REMAINDER OF YOUR LIFE BEHIND BARS, PARIS HILTON.

    LAW OF KARMA

  39. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND BRANDON M. WITTE.

  40. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

  41. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

  42. TRUTH

    THE CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION THAT HAS TRIED TO PROTECT PARIS W. HILTON SINCE JANUARY OF 2008 EVEN ERASED BRANDON M. WITTE’S POLICE RECORDS WITH THE ARLINGTON, TEXAS POLICE. BRANDON M. WITTE HAD SPOKEN WITH OFFICER JESSI BURNS #2381 VARIOUS TIMES AT THE POLICE STATION. HE EVEN HAD WITNESSES TO CYBERSTALKING, THREATENING CELL PHONE TEXTS, AND EVEN A BREAK-IN (BRANDON M. WITTE’S PARENTS WERE WITNESS TO THAT.)

    AGAIN, CURRENTLY THE RECORDS HAVE BEEN ERASED AND ARLINGTON, TEXAS P.D. HAS NO REASON TO EXPLAIN THE REMOVAL OF THESE RECORDS.

  43. TRUTH

    PARIS & RICK HILTON: GET READY FOR PRISON.

  44. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

  45. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDEARAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDO M. WITTE.

  46. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRINTEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

  47. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

  48. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

  49. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

  50. TRUTH

    PARIS HILTON IS GUILTY OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE.

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