Paris Hilton sets her hair to ‘Spread Herpes’ and other news

April 22nd, 2010 // 33 Comments

- Comedy Central caves to terrorists. [PopEater]

- Jennifer Lopez asked about Jennifer Garner on the red carpet. [Lainey Gossip]

- Naomi Campbell almost claims another life. [Dlisted]

- Mischa Barton can’t even open a car door. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Katy Perry should wear a shorter dress. [HollywoodTuna]

- Emily Blunt was almost Black Widow instead of Scarlett Johansson. [Popoholic]

- Stephen Baldwin might get a bailout from fans. [TheFABlife]

- Michelle Bombshell wants to have tea with Sandra Bullock. [Huffington Post]

- Alicia Keys does American Idol. [Bossip]

- Kim Kardashian gets her ass grabbed on Australian TV. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Kristen Stewart might replace Angelina Jolie in Wanted 2. [Socialite Life]

- Tiger Whore #1 is getting a reality show, too. USA! [ICYDK]

- Tori Spelling is getting her own talk show. — USA! [Betty Confidential]

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  1. neorules2112

    Surprised her twat hasn’t fallen off yet

  2. SLAP CHOP

    For the love of pete…STOP CALLING HER BOMBSHELL.

  3. SOS

    She’s always so cute/fab, I don’t like her in this drab black though.

  4. Taz

    she looks busted

  5. She is the face of stupidity and free std’s.

  6. What the hell is her friend wearing?

  7. Lenny

    She one of the hairless pussy gals that make it look terrible. Grow some public hair.

  8. small asian penis

    someone’s getting old

  9. Peanutty

    Paris, that outfit is haawt.

  10. ishi-san

    I quiet like her outfit and hair like that. At least she gained some weight and starts looking a bit more like a normal person!

  11. Pia

    You would think that one of the richest girls in the country who is that committed to hiding their brown hair and eyes would actually get their roots touched up in a timely manner….

  12. Disgusting

    So, tiger’s #1 main side whore is getting a reality tv program? Gee, does this prove that she’s a famewhore? All these tiger whores can FOAD for all I care; they’re nothing but legspread skanks with holes that tiger came into. No reason to even acknowledge their existence

  13. Paris is adorable

    What does it say about me as a person that I absolutely adore Paris?

  14. gen

    You know, if she were a man she would be a “wealthy playboy”, not a herpes-infested whore. The double-standard gets old.

  15. Paris Hilton broke up with Doug Reinhardt 2 weeks past and forgot to tell him until today. She says thats hot. Doctors say thats ease herpes.

  16. y doesn’t she go away. i thought she dropped out of the spotlight.

  17. mfbinc

    she’s still hot!!!!

  18. We know The Superficial isn’t exactly a political forum but check out the website. Everyone should care because Americans just took a major step in capitulating to Muslim extremists. At the very least we’re just trying to get a good discussion going.

  19. infidel

    can’t believe the polite fags at comedy central neutered south park because of a couple of extreme & confused psychos who don’t even know what their own problem is.

  20. infidel

    can’t believe the polite fags at comedy central neutered south park because of a couple of extreme & confused psychos who don’t even know what their own problem is.

  21. Marcus

    She just needs a good gangbang.

  22. Keep the "Change"

    Ou Commander in Chief has been bowing to the muslims since before he was elected. This shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone.

  23. Gando

    Is she carrying Doug Reinhardt’s soul in that black purse?

  24. Rhialto

    #23
    His lifeless body was just recently found in a ski resort.

  25. I must say still she is looking really very great . The way she is looking in above pics is really arousing . Actually Paris know perfectly that what she has to do and what not and which makes her the perfect woman. I like paris very much.

  26. Surprised her twat hasn’t fallen off yet

  27. Forties by looking at them. Still surprise that daddy has so much influence over their lives.

  28. WOULD PAY to hump Paris

    Any time, any place, WOULD!!! Paris is awesome!!! She’s become a huge star and it’s all because people have nothing better to do. She provides us with entertainment with out effort on her part but we all click when we see her name. Love her….

    She’s beautiful in a funny way. Like next to a pretty “today” face like Megan Fox she isn’t going to be the hot one but she’s got this thing about her that makes her someone of a classic beauty…

    I’ll bet she doesn’t have herpes and if she did, I’d just stab it between breakouts…

    Has anyone seen her legs? You can’t buy that. Hers might be in the top 10 best legs in “Whorelywood”

    Whomever it was that said she needs to touch up her roots…seriously…fuck off. There is Superficial, and then…there is stupid. Right #11 PIA?

  29. captain america

    her mouth looks like an anus of a ninty years old?

  30. Crop off those gnarly T-Rex feet and I think these pics are better than usual for Parisite. The slimy salamander lips are pushing it, though.

    @ 28 – Sarcasm running amok there. Her mutilated knees give people nightmares. NIGHTMARES!!
    http://www.theinsider.com/photos/599004_Paris_Hilton_Ugly_Legs

    @ 14 & 18 – Yeah.

  31. Elephantman

    DOES SHE REALLY HAVE HERPES?

  32. Rabbits bounce to the bakery and asked: “Boss, you have 100 small bread ah?” Boss: “ah, I’m sorry, not so many” so ah. . . “White Rabbit sadly away. The next day, the rabbit hopped to the bakery,” Boss, there is no 100 small bread ah? “Boss:” Sorry, still no ah “” ah so. . . “White Rabbit sadly away. On the third day, the rabbit hopped to the bakery,” Boss, there is no 100 small bread ah? “The boss happy, said:” With, with, today we have 100 little bread! ! “White Rabbit pulled out of money:” Great, I bought two! “

  33. her mouth looks like an anus of a ninty years old?

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