Paris Hilton reportedly landed her helicopter on a German farm so she could use the restroom, and had her security stop the family from entering their own house so she could pee in peace.
A source told Britain’s More magazine: “She gave the farmer a bit of a shock. Her bouncers even blocked the farm door so the family couldn’t go inside their own house while she was using the loo.” The star then allegedly spent another ten minutes on the startled farmer’s porch, so she could smoke a cigarette. The unnamed farmer said: “She was cold as a fish, and cursed about the weather.”
So this guy is minding his own business riding tractors and picking weeds and doing whatever else it is that farmers do when all of a sudden Paris Hilton flies in on her helicopter, kicks him out of his house, and uses his bathroom. She’s like a superhero, only instead of swooping in and saving lives she commandeers toilets and gets all huffy when her helicopter pilot misses and doesn’t smoosh the German farmer the way she ordered him to.
HAHHAHA. U PEOPLE ON NON-COLOR ARE SOO SOOO SOOO GULLIBLE AND STUPID! AM I THE ONLY 1 WHO THINKS THAT THIS CHICK LOOKS LIKE A WALKING BIRD? BUTT-UGLY. U GUYS WILL EAT UP ANYTHING AND ANYONE WHO WALKS ON TO THE STREET. SHE SHOULDN’T EVEN HAVE A PLACE IN HOLLYWOOD…OR ON A STREET CORNER FOR THAT MATTER.
danielle likes cocks & balls in her mouth & vag
but I heard she only likes white cocks & balls. no colored’s please.
Megan Harris =
http://www.erworld.com/my_day4/face.jpg
or =
http://www.ubermorgen.com/uberDREAMSEX/pics/pp11.jpg
whichever you prefer…
B-I-A-T-C-H-O wow, i thought it would’ve sounded better if i spelled it…it doesn’t.
LOOK, WHORE, WHATEVER YOU AND YOUR MOTHER DO ON YOUR FREE TIME IS BETWEEN YOU AND HER. SAVE YOUR SICK STORIES FOR SUMONE WHO CARES. U PIECE OF TRASH….ugh i can smell u through the computer. IF U RESPOND BACK, THEN YOU REALLY ARE THE MORON I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE.
ooohhh Danielle. I am scared. Not of you, of the the fucking long-ass claw nails I can see you pasting onto your fingers. Tell me, how do you wipe your ass when you’re done poohing with nails like that, shaniqua? And don’t they inhibit you from properly picking up & dialing out, which is basically the only thing receptionists have to do everyday?
I hope he sells the rest of the loo paper on EBAY or better- he could take out the pipes from his house, and see if there is any urine or poo( cause I suspect thats the elephant in the room here) and get DNA from it- and clone Paris Hilton, or bottle it and drink it later_ god, this guy has hit the mother load!!
Paris Hilton has been so out of it, she has pee’d down her legs at nightclubs( trust me on this one) – WHY would she land a chopper at a farm to take a wee?
Pooing in a chopper is not good form, so THAT I get.
Hard to believe this is true. It’s also hard to believe it’s not true. So I guess that leaves us somewhere in the middle doesn’t it? Go fuck yourself asshole.
oh sooo funny billy bob. tell me, do you shower daily, or is that crusty residue on your skin just there because your a saltine cracker? and after your finished feeding the pigs, do you go and watch the dixie chicks and do the ho-down? hahaha. my job is way bettter than a receptionist you racist piece of lard. you’ll be working for me in the future, you low-class, ignorant, wannabe.
If you were at all educated you would have known that you don’t need all those commas.
I love it when hoochie mommas always insist that anyone who doesn’t like them is a “hillbilly”. Although I don’t reside in the south (thankfully because you sound like you’re from Mississipi) I do love to fuck goats.
thats simply wonderful that you love to screw goats. im sure your mother would appreciate that. and dont question my education you dumbass. i have plenty more of it than you do. i could really care less if you like me or not. your the idiot, fighting like a little bitch over the computer….really smart! WASHINGTON DC…please visit, i would love to meet your ugly ass in person and tell you about yourself.
oh, by the way, i heard you got a new job! congratulations!. how does it feel like being a slave to 50 cent?
HERE’S MY DIRECT LINE IN CASE YOU WANTED TO CHAT ABOUT HOW RETARDED YOU ARE: 555-WHYTE-TRASH
There you go again – having to bring up slaves again!! BY the way, since you’re not a receptionist, how do you pick the cotton with those long fingernails?
oh, easy, i have your white ass do it because your my bitch.
I have aperfectly tanned ass because of the privacy of my yard I can sunbathe nude thank you very much. But at least mine goes away…
whoopie! yours goes away. i’d rather have a tan then be see through the rest of my life. AND for your dumbass information its called ‘PIGMENT’, and thanx to mines, i dont have to worry about getting wrinkly and disgustingly soggy like you white bread people get in old age.
thank god you can sunbathe nude (my eyes are burning!). i hope you get skin cancer.
by the way, are you a GIRL or a BOY? i can’t seem to tell since one minute you sound SISSY and the other you sound BITCHY..i’m thinking a confused transexual crossdresser?
last
Hoochie-momma & momma of future thugs of america: do you like movies about gladiators? have you ever seen a grown man naked?
you must be talking to someone else….because my children will be no such thing. why don’t you do us all a favor and chop of that itty bitty thingy between your legs so in the future, idiotic, trailerpark trash eating worms like yourself don’t escape into the world.
you know what else is itty-bitty? Your paycheck.
people who can’t even count to 10 would think so.
You only make $10 an hour? Wow, that’s pathetic. Even monkeys can make that blindfolded… case in point.
You best be talkin’ to those baby-daddies’ abouts alimony… oh wait, you have to have been married to get that. oh well… there’s always killing yourself so your kids can have chance at a better life.
again….where do you work at? MONKEY … thats so original…heres a more creative term for YOUR ass..”COUNTRY-CRACKER” or better yet “FUGLY”
you’ll be so lucky if you ever produce children with that face of yours.
suggestion: get a face lift* *pronto*…damn…nevermind. that would only make you look even worse.
Remember when I was so much better at this than you are? Remember when you kept embarassing yourself on here because you sound like an uneducated baffoon who thinks she knows what people look like based on “computer talk”. Waste of skin, darkie.
*clear* now we’re even.
Clear always wins! Now that I finally have you agreeing with me go do the following:
Open up the drawer that you let one of your baby-daddies’ use when he stops by for booty calls and open up his bag of heroine.*
Now OD on it.
*If none in drawer call Uncle Marion Barry.
ugh yeah….
here’s an EQUATION 4 U:
MONEY is GREEN
WHITIES are WHACK
YOUR just an ASS
and SUPERIOR’s BLACK
..take a few hours, or days, to let that sink into your golfball sized brain and then get back 2 me :)
It would actually be “You’re An Ass”, because it should read as “You Are”, Not YOUR An Ass. But for secretaries such as yourself who always need to write in shorthand (i.e. 4 U) it would just need to be U R AN Ass.
dumbshit. aahh, public school educations w/ free lunches for the free-loaders whose parents are too lazy to get real jobs so they get hand-outs from the hard-working tax payers of the country.
yeah…when i need an ENGLISH lesson, i’ll call you.
speaking of WORK. you’ve been dodging my question “WHERE DO YOU WORK”? you mind answering it?
BTW..it wouldn’t hurt you to take a few history classes over the summer. AFRICAN-AMERICANS did ALL the work back in the day so that you WHITEBREAD FREELOADERS could BENEFIT. so before you go calling ANYONE a FREELOADER, or LAZY, take a good look in the mirror..thats if you can. i hear you always BREAK them when you try. :)
You just can’t admit that I am better than you, but that’s Ok, I understand you need to feel as good about yourself as a poor hooker can.
Oh and please don’t call me when you need english lessons, my town doesn’t allow your type to phone us at home or on our cell phones.
Sociologist and anthropologist Robert Stuckert examined census and fertility data to estimate how many blacks in America had passed as white, and how many whites had African ancestry as a result. His statistical tables showed that during the 1940s, 15,550 light-skinned blacks per year crossed over to live as whites, for a total of about 155,500 for the decade. Based on these figures, he determined that by 1950, some 21% of whites (about 28 million people then) had black ancestry within the last four generations, and he predicted that this number would only grow in the decades to come.
YOUR ‘type’ is so GULLIBLE.
Blaccks don’t have blonde hair & blue or green eyes, which most of my family have.
And our hair isn’t all scraggily & nappy either. We get to wash it AND brush it everyday.
too bad you don’t get to WASH and BRUSH your ASS hair everyday….dirty whore. here’s some more things that YOU people fall under the category of:
Wait, what? I couldn’t hear you with that dick in your mouth. But I guess your kids have to eat dinner somehow.
Oh & stereotypes don’t bother me because I think the same things listed above about poor people from the south. So no harm done!
u WOULD know about the existence of a
“blow-job” now wouldn’t you? what a slut!
of course you’re not worried about those stereotypes…(cough). *hag*
typical lazy black people. Can’t even type the word “YOU”. It’s not like you’re in a big hurry to go anywhere or go to work, so just put down the pipe & the Colt 45 and type it out from now on.
this coming from someone who types on the computer twenty-four hours of the day..a stolen laptop at that..because we all know that trailer homes have no electricity.
go get a job, you drug addicted whore of a slut.
My job is telling other people what to do, and most days I work from my home office. So, good luck answering to the man at the post office. I am awesome!
yeah “home office” codename:unemployed.
and by “telling people what to do” you mean telling your dog to “go fecth”/what a lamo.
It’s called TV & Film Post Production. I know you wouldn’t understand the responsibilities or rewards you get when you actually work hard & prosper at the same company for many years in a row but one of them is getting what you ask for. I get to work from home when I choose to. And when you have a house like I do, you want to spend as much time here as possible.
Do you get to lounge by a pool with a wireless laptop and work & also get to fuck off with annoying types such as yourself?
No, didn’t think so. Sit down & zip it.
bitch please. what you just have described is an episode form Beverly Hills 90210…which you probably stole from the cable company when you illegally wired it to your television.
*”working hard” isn’t even in your vocabulary. lazy ass, foot to mouth, skank.
Oh, you watch Beverly Hills 90210… that’s cute. A girl can dream can’t she… sorry that’s what you have to resort to pretend you have money. I remeber that one episode where they had a black person on it but they were poor & belonged to gangs I think.
tee hee hee.
I have nothing to prove to you, you’ll never believe me because you’re nothing but a jealous, poor little bigot. Have fun watching soap operas though… I see you work a lot since you have time to watch teenage soap operas from 15 years ago. Fucking loser.
for someone who has nothing to prove..you sure do like to run off at the mouth alot.
oh yes, i watch shows like Laguna Beach, The Hills, and Seventh Heaven as well.
i get to laugh in the privacy of my own at how dumb and pathetic you retards really are. tee heeee..or whatever shit you said.
this story is a complete lie paris hilton does not smoke