Paris Hilton seizes restrooms
Paris Hilton reportedly landed her helicopter on a German farm so she could use the restroom, and had her security stop the family from entering their own house so she could pee in peace.
A source told Britain’s More magazine: “She gave the farmer a bit of a shock. Her bouncers even blocked the farm door so the family couldn’t go inside their own house while she was using the loo.” The star then allegedly spent another ten minutes on the startled farmer’s porch, so she could smoke a cigarette. The unnamed farmer said: “She was cold as a fish, and cursed about the weather.”
So this guy is minding his own business riding tractors and picking weeds and doing whatever else it is that farmers do when all of a sudden Paris Hilton flies in on her helicopter, kicks him out of his house, and uses his bathroom. She’s like a superhero, only instead of swooping in and saving lives she commandeers toilets and gets all huffy when her helicopter pilot misses and doesn’t smoosh the German farmer the way she ordered him to.