It’s unclear why, but Paris Hilton reportedly saw plastic surgeon, Dr. Steven Hoefflin, last Friday while she was on house arrest. A source says he’s sort of the Hilton family’s private doctor, and consults family members on medical issues including, but not limited to, cosmetic issues.
This guy used to be Michael Jackson’s former plastic surgeon and has also done work on Sylvester Stallone, Joan Rivers, and Janet Jackson. So really, he’s less of a doctor, and more of a guy with a scalpel who has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. I really have no idea why Paris would be seeing him, since you’d get about the same quality of work from a blender.
i’d still fuck Paris bareback. Why? I bet I can rail that bitch so hard that she’d pay me to fuck her again and again. I got a strong feeling though once she gets a nut, her vag can’t take any more. Why, cause she is a spoiled bitch. Any guys here fuck a girl so hard, she clam up on you? I bet Paris is that type of bitch. She gets a nut then clams up on you.
Also, I have supersperm, which will kill her SuperAIDS.
HER TAINT NEEDED A SANDING BEFORE LOCKDOWN.
#42,
**bows**
She might be able to fix that lazy eye by snorting adderall up the other nostril
You guys, it is so obvious why she is consulting with a plastic surgeon, as soon as she gets sprung she is going to have facial plastic surgery like Sammy-the-Bull. Then she can move to Paris, France and no one will know who she is. Like the French would give a shit anyways. They are still trying to figure out what to do with Roman Polanski.
I can imagine the Paris Hilton Hotel now. Inflatable beds, and room service comes with a complimentary infared camera. Early checkout will include an ankle bracelet, but you may only pay 20% of the advertised price. Daddy must be proud. Keep it up, you are an inspiration to all the used up worthless whores of the future.
She’s looking at the man in the mirror, she’s asking him to change his waaays! I can’t believe this Dr. still has a state license after the terrors he created from the faces of Michael Jackson and Joan Rivers ALONE. My God, If Paris can’t pass for pretty, then she has NOTHING left. I think I’m tearin’ up.
She and her sister could both benefit from at least two cosmetic procedures each. I’ll not say which ones.
I find them both utterly vile, but, like you, I would prefer they see a talented surgeon rather than a hack, since they’re in our faces all the freakin’ time.
Probably something to do with the “Brain relocation programme”
I’d much prefer a bottle in fronta me…Than a frontal labotomy
@47 They do still make the letter ‘S’ on the keyboard… you are blinding me with the “Z’s”
that’s not paris.
its her sister.
She sees him for the PILLS man. It’s really that plain.
“This guy used to be Michael Jackson’s former plastic surgeon and has also done work on Sylvester Stallone, Joan Rivers, and Janet Jackson. So really, he’s less of a doctor, and more of a guy with a scalpel who has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. I really have no idea why Paris would be seeing him, since you’d get about the same quality of work from a blender.”
LMAOOOO ^
“Yeah, I used to be Michael Jackon’s former cosmetic surgeon… but not anymore.”
Push-up bras can only do so much, Paris Hilton is a ‘hardly-there’ kind of girl, a push-up might shift her nipples upwards (no, not pretty), but actually making her look like a c-cup… now that would be surgery.
Definitely no plastic surgery. She just dyed her hair, wears fake contacts, and got herself super tan. Everything else is the same.
I like…so beautiful and sexy,good!