Paris Hilton sees plastic surgeon


It’s unclear why, but Paris Hilton reportedly saw plastic surgeon, Dr. Steven Hoefflin, last Friday while she was on house arrest. A source says he’s sort of the Hilton family’s private doctor, and consults family members on medical issues including, but not limited to, cosmetic issues.

This guy used to be Michael Jackson’s former plastic surgeon and has also done work on Sylvester Stallone, Joan Rivers, and Janet Jackson. So really, he’s less of a doctor, and more of a guy with a scalpel who has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. I really have no idea why Paris would be seeing him, since you’d get about the same quality of work from a blender.