It’s unclear why, but Paris Hilton reportedly saw plastic surgeon, Dr. Steven Hoefflin, last Friday while she was on house arrest. A source says he’s sort of the Hilton family’s private doctor, and consults family members on medical issues including, but not limited to, cosmetic issues.
This guy used to be Michael Jackson’s former plastic surgeon and has also done work on Sylvester Stallone, Joan Rivers, and Janet Jackson. So really, he’s less of a doctor, and more of a guy with a scalpel who has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. I really have no idea why Paris would be seeing him, since you’d get about the same quality of work from a blender.
Alias | June 13, 2007 at 3:37 pm
I love you.
Fifth Stooge | June 13, 2007 at 3:38 pm
The surgeon gaved her a lobotomy.
PunjabPete | June 13, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Check this out…. Talk about work done…
The Bionic Bimbo….
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005276.html
Fifth Stooge | June 13, 2007 at 3:39 pm
He gave her a lobotomy also.
CHROME | June 13, 2007 at 3:40 pm
WHO REALLY GIVES A FUCK WHY HE WAS THERE!! ITS STUPID TO WATCH FOR EVERY TIME THE CHICK FARTS!!!!
Diana | June 13, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Her boobs are huge! It was never like that…
flavio | June 13, 2007 at 3:44 pm
She was probably having her vag sowed up temporarily
Ice | June 13, 2007 at 3:46 pm
her boobs are not huge.. its called push-up bra. a girl’s best friend
MrSemprini | June 13, 2007 at 3:49 pm
The police really ought to be searching for the person(s) responsible for the disappearance and reappearance of her boobs. This is maddening!
Jeff | June 13, 2007 at 3:50 pm
To fix that lazy eye…
Nice Try..Paris | June 13, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Perhaps..after all her self-inflicted embarrassment..she wants a face transplant to change her image. LoL.
Nice Try….Parisite!
Wanky | June 13, 2007 at 3:52 pm
i know ill probably get hell for this but this is the only decent picture ive ever seen of Paris!so there……yall can stone me now.
leo | June 13, 2007 at 3:52 pm
i’d fuck her still…
ya_rly | June 13, 2007 at 3:56 pm
[door slams]
[paris] mom, i’m home!
[mom]hi honey – what are you doing here? aren’t you supposed to be in jail?
[paris] no time for that, i’ll explain later. Let’s just say Lee Baca smells funny in some places. Is Dr. Huffin here yet?
[mom] yes, he showed up a few minutes before you did. What’s going on?
[paris] I’ll explain later. Dr. Huffin-
[dr] it’s Hoefflin.
[paris] right. I need to get out of the country, and fast. I can’t do it with this face. I need you to do a procedure for me, and fast.
[dr] what kind of procedure are we talking about here?
[paris] I need you to do for me what you did for Michael Jackson, only in reverse.
[dr] The Reverse Michael Jackson?
[paris] Yes. Instead of transforming me from a black man into a white woman, I want you to turn me into a black man. Here is a picture of what I’m looking to do.
[dr] Forrest Whitaker?
[paris] Hurry, there’s no time!
James | June 13, 2007 at 3:56 pm
thats hot
JumpinJS | June 13, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Nice treatment ya_rly. Broadway needs you!!!
Raider | June 13, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Her wonky eye, of course.
CHA | June 13, 2007 at 4:02 pm
@14 hilarious, but can you imagine the repercussions when she realizes the procedure is irreversible??? ahh…sweet fantasy…
Superevil | June 13, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Damn! Look at those titties!
sdlkjdg | June 13, 2007 at 4:04 pm
EW!! Look at this:
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQDRAv0Z20XsVmXsNBW69*zWLU3IJ!M0k9bfCazOpXwqReGfn710KlAhqOxm0qQyhFJNmV23Xi4kC5d0eOVGk!vZ4ten0UIkpnFTFb3Sd!R7zme3tfsA*8vBZyYfWy0s/paris%20teen.bmp?dc=4675564830505350733
Spindoc | June 13, 2007 at 4:05 pm
If he’s the one that did her nose job he should be shot.
Boba Fett | June 13, 2007 at 4:09 pm
He was going to give her a face transplant and a vagina touch-up so no one would recognize her.
Ruby | June 13, 2007 at 4:12 pm
She’s getting a new asshole created out of her back so she can shit lying down and no one can take pics of her on the can.
Chauncey Gardner | June 13, 2007 at 4:14 pm
The reason she called a plastic surgeon over because she couldn’t get the wrapper off of a pack of Velveeta singles. You do what you have to do in times of crisis.
kim | June 13, 2007 at 4:15 pm
that “doctor” should lose his license for operating on that freak michael jackson who is barely recognizable as a human!!!
star69 | June 13, 2007 at 4:57 pm
She just had to get those anal warts lasered off before going to prison. It had been a while and they had grown again and multiplied drastically too. Like anal warts probably do. She didn’t want those bitches talking behind her back when they notice the warts after some hot lesbian broom up the ass action.
She also wanted him to zap the herpes sores off the frontside.
Can you blame her?
jenster | June 13, 2007 at 5:07 pm
….b/c when im between jail sentances thats exactly what i d….get plastic surgery to
kill tim…. did she think gettingl laid up in a hospital would keep her out of jail?
jenster | June 13, 2007 at 5:08 pm
sorry, my keyboard sticks
jenster | June 13, 2007 at 5:08 pm
sorry, my keyboard sticks
captainobvious | June 13, 2007 at 5:09 pm
I just wish a she would get alittle taken off the end of her nose already. Its way too long and weird. Either that or stick a bullring thru it.
Kamiki | June 13, 2007 at 5:22 pm
maybe she’ll have her snout shortened and her wonky eye removed surely wearing those blue contact 24/7 is no good for your eyes long term, plus she makes us real blue eyed types look bad. Beeeyotch.
louis | June 13, 2007 at 5:42 pm
vagina reconstruction
jessica | June 13, 2007 at 5:45 pm
She was probably talking the guy into writing her some letter about how she’s sick and blah blah blah…so she could stay in the medical ward. That’s my guess anyway.
juego de casino | June 13, 2007 at 5:47 pm
mtv, please pimp my boobs…
Sheva | June 13, 2007 at 5:54 pm
If you reconstruct her pud, can she stop taking valtrex?
Or will her pussy still be firecrotched?
Mace | June 13, 2007 at 6:10 pm
I betcha she had to see him for vicodin or whatever the hell kinda downer she’s hooked on. Addiction is probably the “mental issue” being alluded to by the Sheriff’s office too…It’s funny how no one connects the dots with this stuff.
Brandi | June 13, 2007 at 6:13 pm
paris is such a whore i hate her she sucks i think she deserves what she got going to jail just cause her dad is rich soo she can kiss ass !! :] happy face to all that hate her!!!
Brandi | June 13, 2007 at 6:14 pm
paris is such a whore i hate her she sucks i think she deserves what she got going to jail just cause her dad is rich soo she can kiss ass !! :] happy face to all that hate her!!!
Brandi | June 13, 2007 at 6:14 pm
paris is such a whore i hate her she sucks i think she deserves what she got going to jail just cause her dad is rich soo she can kiss ass !! :] happy face to all that hate her!!!
Brandi | June 13, 2007 at 6:14 pm
paris is such a whore i hate her she sucks i think she deserves what she got going to jail just cause her dad is rich soo she can kiss ass !! :] happy face to all that hate her!!!
Brandi | June 13, 2007 at 6:14 pm
paris is such a whore i hate her she sucks i think she deserves what she got going to jail just cause her dad is rich soo she can kiss ass !! :] happy face to all that hate her!!!
blowhard | June 13, 2007 at 6:20 pm
#26 awesome post
I think she’s seeing the surgeon to make her skin green so she can look all the way like Kermit the Frog.
I thought I was on the Muppets homepage when I saw this pic and the one in the ad for Entourage over there —–>
sucks for you | June 13, 2007 at 6:48 pm
i need to get whatever kind of push-up bra she’s wearing
Master_Shake | June 13, 2007 at 6:54 pm
Clearly her stint in jail is the first time she has seen herself without make-up, and she has noticed flaws she has never seen before.
Trish | June 13, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Probably to fix that huge beak and lazy eyelid.
Spiderman | June 13, 2007 at 7:33 pm
she needs a nostril reduction
krazihottkelli | June 13, 2007 at 7:39 pm
that plaztic surgeon needz to
finizh that witch noze of herz.
in aweful plaztic surgery, her
real noze waz juzt like a witch,
but it ztill needz fixed.
Jeff | June 13, 2007 at 7:39 pm
So, she’s getting her boobs done while in prison? Well, at least she’ll be striving to better herself while in prison. That’s the important thing. Hopefully, they will let her out soon. Hang in there, Ms. Hilton! We love you! <3
iamsosmrt | June 13, 2007 at 8:06 pm
She should really ask the surgeon if there is some way to make her not a whore… like a vagina shutification operation… wait this guy is a hollywood surgeon right? Bah never mind.
With the astounding abilities this “surgeon” has she’ll end up with boobs on her back, collagen filled ear lobes, a botoxed smile, a penis enlargement and a second wonkey eye, that can’t close… so basically she’ll look WAY better.
Will | June 13, 2007 at 8:09 pm
maybe to get some damn tits!
but really…. I don’t care, she’s the most shallow person I think I’ve ever heard of