Paris Hilton is already prepping a British version of her upcoming reality show Paris Hilton’s New Best Friend. Apparently, the winner of that show will not be treated to trips to Europe. They will, however, get a tote bag. Whee! ITV.com reports:
“Everyone knows I love LA,” says the star. “But London, watch out – I’m coming to town and bringing my fast-paced life with me. I’m in the UK all the time, but of course I can’t bring all my friends, so I’ve decided to look for a new BFF across the pond. I need a best friend who is hot, who can keep up with me, and most of all, who is real and won’t be a backstabber. I’m not leaving London until I find that amazing girl or guy who can meet the challenges of being my British bestie!”
I will pay cash/money to see Amy Winehouse win this thing. CASH. MONEY.*
*Cash/money payable only upon successful stabbing of Paris Hilton by way of crack pipe, cat or beehive. Cash/money subject to be paid in hug dollars. Because, who can put a price on a hug? Besides your lawyer. Please don’t sue.