Paris Hilton searching for BFF #2: This time more Britishy

August 20th, 2008 // 35 Comments

Paris Hilton is already prepping a British version of her upcoming reality show Paris Hilton’s New Best Friend. Apparently, the winner of that show will not be treated to trips to Europe. They will, however, get a tote bag. Whee! reports:

“Everyone knows I love LA,” says the star. “But London, watch out – I’m coming to town and bringing my fast-paced life with me. I’m in the UK all the time, but of course I can’t bring all my friends, so I’ve decided to look for a new BFF across the pond. I need a best friend who is hot, who can keep up with me, and most of all, who is real and won’t be a backstabber. I’m not leaving London until I find that amazing girl or guy who can meet the challenges of being my British bestie!”

I will pay cash/money to see Amy Winehouse win this thing. CASH. MONEY.*

*Cash/money payable only upon successful stabbing of Paris Hilton by way of crack pipe, cat or beehive. Cash/money subject to be paid in hug dollars. Because, who can put a price on a hug? Besides your lawyer. Please don’t sue.


  1. Adam


  2. panties

    wow. just, wow.

  3. gotmilk?

    total tranny in that last picture.

  4. rough daddy

    id like to know who came up with that tv show,,,better yet the the simpletons who wants to be paris’s bff…

  5. Harry Tasker

    Shes hot

  6. LaraCroftsmole

    No one in this country wants that disease ridden whore as a BFF. KEEP AWAY from Europe, skanky Americans – stay in America, unless its a straight swap Winehouse for Hilton then its a tough one to call.

  7. kat

    i used to think she was so ugly, now i think she is actually kind of uniquely pretty. shes still annoying as always though

  8. fuk Paris

    Leave skanky Paris there, with stinky Winehouse. Bet Amy can out-party her…more drugs and and alcohol. Paris can take more dirty diseased cocks at a time.

    They just gotta hook-up, sooner or later. 2 nasty, filthy, vapid, worthless, stinking, slimey, diseased whores.

    You gotta admit though, the bloody limey (Winehouse) is the nastiest, filthiest, scariest thing EVER.

  9. Thunky

    Nice, small feet.

  10. LaraCroftsmole

    @7 fuck you, keep your own home grown talentless attention sluts, we don’t want your trash.

  11. sl

    Winehouse -vs- Hilton ???

    Not even close! Amy Winehouse is the dirtiest, trashiest piece of shit. Even as annoying as Paris is, there’s no comparison.

  12. rough daddy

    small feet? paris is in the double digits too….

  13. Ted from LA

    Praying for Amy.

  14. sla

    Why is Mariah Carey hanging with Paris?

  15. Chenush

    fish is funny. How much would you pay, Ill double it.

  16. spaceyQQQ

    This bitch just loves to find more meaningless ways to stay in the spotlight. Pathetic wench.

  17. friendlyfires

    You’d pay cash money to see Amy Wwwwwinehouse to be Paris’s new BFF?

    Mwuh-haa-ha, evil scientist gonna’ get rich, today, I think.

  18. Did her crappy “reality” even come out? I can’t imagine that it would be even slightly entertaining.

  19. superstar

    I’m in UK and only 1 hour away from London. My parents work there everyday. My dad’s a camera man and almost filmed her, until his shoot was cancelled because of her =/
    We only have small screen stars here in UK from soaps, except Kiera Knightly and trashy Winehouse.
    Who else is British and famous in the US?? Does anyone know Leona Lewis??

  20. I’m going to cut Paris a break, for the rest of election season at least, after she handed McCain his geriatric ass ( Link )!

  21. sl

    “Who else is British and famous in the US?? Does anyone know Leona Lewis??”

    A dickhead named Simon Cowell.

  22. arden

    OK I hate her, I really do. But I think she looks really beautiful in those first 2 pics.

  23. UNBELIEVIBLE, still on screen?

  24. venomhed

    Only cunts don’t smile.

  25. Herpes

    Herpes alert!

  26. FACE

    Why has she never been called on her use of the N word on video? What happened to all the talk about going to Africa? Americans are so supid and superficial to allow people like Hilton to be in the forefront of popular culture. It disgusts me.

  27. Anon

    No, We have enough of your crap here America.
    We don’t want more.

    Keep your herpes on your own shores.
    We are finally starting to convince the world we aren’t really your friends we just talk to you because we feel sorry for you, but stints like this could throw all our effort in the bin.

  28. UK_Matt

    Heh I commute to London everyday. Now I might have to quit my job and move to Alabama just to avoid accidentally getting caught up with this shit.

    I’d be safe there right? Tell me I’ll be safe? Please.

  29. Drew

    Paris is really a beautiful girl! I enjoy her voice! It is said she is at a beautiful models site where many hot girls are looking for love.

  30. James

    hey hey now my British brothers and sisters let’s not fight! Let’s use this dark time to come together and solve both of our problems!
    All we have to do is convince Winehouse that Paris’s nose is made of crack, and convince Paris that Winehouse is hiding a big fat cock in her beehive.
    Then we somehow get them in the same room and watch them maul each other!

  31. Anon

    Sounds like a plan james.

    If this is for a tv show does it mean that now its taken place in England that they will also show it over here?

    oh god i hope not.

  32. kits

    To #26 FACE

    Most Americans have 0 respect for Hilton and regard her as a joke. Her media machinations are just that — machinations. She has a very high disapproval rating, here, stateside. We keep hoping she’ll move to Mongolia.

  33. anon

    Lol. The truth is, we Americans have as much fondness for Paris Hilton as the British do for Heather Mills McCartney. Hilton was booed at the Spike Awards, banished from the Oscars, and no one showed up to see her film in theaters in the US.

    Hilton’s nickname is Ebola — can’t seem to get rid of her, and she’s just as sickening.

  34. El Ces

    Hmm, looks good here.
    I prefer her hair long.

  35. Supposed2Be@Work

    Randal….where are you?! Sitting in a bush, looking in Spencer Pratt’s window? Ok…. ANYWAYS!! Paris hilton is so UGLY! If she weren’t insanely rich,nobody would even look at her,and she’d have no “BFF’s”!!!

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