Paris Hilton scares the crap out of dogs

October 11th, 2006 // 86 Comments
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  1. theblemish.com

    I wonder what the pug would say if he could talk.

    http://theblemish.com

  2. Madrid Marriott

    50 – You’re a real class act. (Douchebag).

  3. I’m sexier than all you stupid fucks. leave the bitch alone

  4. Dory

    Poor poor doggy

  5. biatcho

    #53 – I just read your little “about me” bio and I don’t know why I did because I knew what you were like based on your retarded ass comment. You’re just like the other lame, predictable “angry” teenagers that infest this place. “I go to sleep to get away from reality” or whatever the fuck you said… you’re a goddamned reject of society who should be put to sleep for good by lethal injection.

  6. LilRach

    #55 – totally agree. I also did the stupid thing of clicking on her link.

    Jessica-Ellis – your a fucking idiot – you also say you hate most people yet you are defending Paris Hilton – go figure.

    Oh yeah and i totally believe you are “sexier than all you stupid fucks” with your red & black hair and your vampire loving – FREAK!

  7. #53 Jessica Ellis

    Go home and tell your mother she wants you.

  8. The Juice

    OK… I used to find this site amusing. But it’s just the same old fucking crap every fucking day. Superficial you’re getting just as old and stank as Paris. So I guess you’re ripe for a google trakeover now.

  9. RichPort

    Pugs, drugs, what the fuck else is she gonna put in her bag? Slugs? Bugs? Wait, those are in her pants… my bad.

    RIP Cory Lidle.. I’m buying a T Shirt that says “The Red Sox love golfing in October”.

  10. Italian Stallion

    @53 That’s a good way to get people to look at your site. I however did not look at your bullshit. I’m sure you’re as sexy as Rosanne Barr in a thong. Except I bet your dicks bigger…….

    This site needs some kind of security against stupid fucks like this Jessica Ellis bitch. You happy now cunt, we responded to your stupid comment, now go play hopscotch in a busy street………….

  11. I’d be scared of those sunglasses, too!

  12. Amy3000

    @ number 51 ‘theblemish’
    If the Dog could talk it would probably say something along the lines of “Why are you just standing there?, you have the power to stop this…”

  13. desiree

    im sorry but that’s the funniest thing ive seen in a long time….i actually laughed. and its that weirdo laugh you have when youre home by yourself and realized your laughing…you know the one.
    and the otter. weird laugh too.
    congrats,
    perez never makes me have the weird laugh but you did.
    wheeeeeeeeeee

  14. kristaldmix

    @50 – cocksucker. RIP cory.

  15. kristaldmix

    @50 – cocksucker. RIP cory.

  16. I think it’s about time we search for “The Next Paris Hilton.” It can be a reality show. It will be cool because it will make our country even more screwed up. Well, at least the idiot part of our country.

  17. redsoxrule

    one last pitch that desperately needed to curve, but didn’t. hahahaha

  18. jrzmommy

    Maybe Jessica Ellis should get the Sarah Jean treatment?

  19. RichPort

    Someone is looking for a rise. I cannot possibly believe that Morticia (Jessica Emo Ellis) is posting her own blog link here. Maybe it’s Paris trying to divert our attention from her trainwreck of a life… yea that’s it.

  20. commissioner

    “Go home and tell your mother she wants you”. Ohhhhhhhhhh, hell. I’m gonna giggle about that all day.

    Little Jessica tries too hard to be significant and “random”; she looks like every other kid who buys their shit at Hot Topic.

    Got news for her, looking like that is a one way ticket to living in your parent’s basement until they kick it and you can move back upstairs.

  21. Wampoon.com

    HAHA I love the eyes.

    http://wampoon.com

  22. mamasita

    That poor puggie! #38 is defintely right on the ball… My pug looks nothing like that little monster…Oh and that Paris too.
    Here’s my Abbey:
    http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/3185/996811126032577eb2.jpg

  23. stevob2006

    http://pic.piczo.com/img/i124350949_47137.jpg

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    PARIS HILTON IS OFFICIALLY MORE SCARY THAN BIG DOGS

  24. jazzmine

    She always has that creepy smile.
    And she’s about to break that pug’s arms off. :(

  25. HollyJ

    @73 – Mamasita – Your Abbey is CUTE AS HELL!!! How cute is SHE?!?! Beautiful!! Those dogs have so much personality…

  26. Sayona

    poor dog trying to escape with his life.

    If only the numerous other men in her life were able to do the same…

    She frightens me.

  27. Sayona

    poor dog trying to escape with his life.

    If only the numerous other men in her life were able to do the same…

    She frightens me.

  28. Sayona

    poor dog trying to escape with his life.

    If only the numerous other men in her life were able to do the same…

    She frightens me.

  29. Sayona

    ok I hit post once, but it showed three times…..

  30. wtflalalala

    poor dog, poor poor doggie

  31. Obviously her pug don’t like her at all…

  32. LaydeeBug

    Are we STILL talking about Paris Filthton? And WHAT is with the hideous shades?

  33. bobbiedigital

    whats with all this paris bashhing, id still do her, the helll with the conseqwuences, yes i know im derunk but i dont care.

  34. I have collected a huge amount of Paris Hilton pictures:

    http://parishilton.celebscentral.net

  35. yeah, and i bet that dog has to sleep with her too!

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