Paris Hilton says she used to act dumb

June 11th, 2007 // 112 Comments
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Paris Hilton called Barbara Walters collect Sunday to discuss her state of mind and her experience in prison, saying she used to act dumb but now wants to make a difference in the world. ABC News reports:

“I used to act dumb,” she told Walters in the exclusive phone conversation. “That act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference. … God has given me this new chance.” Hilton confirmed to Walters just how terrible her initial three days in jail were. It might explain why she cried when she was handcuffed and transported back to jail from her Hollywood home. “I was not eating or sleeping,” she said. “I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage. … It was a horrible experience.”

It’s going to be funny as hell watching Paris Hilton try to act smart. I think she actually believes she’s not an idiot. In every interview she’ll probably try to talk about the Middle East, but when she’s asked to expand on it she’ll panic and end up calling everybody racist names. Then she’ll put on some fake glasses and a lab coat and try to work in words like ‘molecule.’ They won’t even be sentences. They’ll ask her a question and she’ll just say “Molecule” and then nod her head in satisfaction.


  1. pohzimi

    if she’s acting dumb, she’ll sweep the oscars for best actress for AT LEAST the next 100 years.

    #100, going by your reasoning, ALL rich people are intelligent. o_O

  2. star69

    Thanks Angry Ferret Jones.
    Great minds think alike and birds of a feather flock together…lets flock together and shit on Paris’ big empty head before we fly into the skies of bliss together. Hehe.

    Btw..Weird, that my post number was 69. I just noticed that.
    Creeeepy!

  3. PsychoChild

    @ 14 it’s spelled Republica…

  4. Big Ape

    Barbara Walters got played, and anyone believing that Paris has actually found religion needs to have their head examined. What’s happening here is the personification of the old saying “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.”

    Earlier today on TV Jerry Oppenheimer, who is the author of HOUSE OF HILTON, noted that a source he trusted completely had confirmed to him that when darling sister Nikky visited Paris yesterday at the jail she actually brought in with her a prepared SCRIPT that had been drafted up specifically for Paris to read from, when making a pre-planned call to Walters meant to clearly court the VIEW’s audience and subsequent news attention.

    In short, Paris is just putting on another act since even the egotistical Hiltons can’t turn on a TV, radio or pick up a newspaper and NOT see how much anger and hate is being directed their way. As a result every trick in the book at spin doctoring and doing ANYTHING to make Paris or the family look good is going to be pulled out now. This is only the beginning of the garbage and tricks we’re going to have to endure by the Hiltons yet again…

  5. “people. did you forget that paris is also rich? she didn’t get home schooled in her divorced mother’s trailer…the girl is educated. it is likely she actually does have a brain.”

    If you’re seroius, then God helps you.

    Being rich and going to a private school doesn’t make you any smarter than people go attend public schools.

    IQ is largely determined by genes, and smartness can somewhat be nurtured by effort.

    If she was educated well enough, she wouldn’t drink and drive and end up in this mess in the first place.

    The only thing she is famous for is sucking and swallowing. She has totally failed the education system, unless it was a sex academy.

  6. Man, error ridden post.
    I should’ve proofread.

    Corrections:

    …private school don’t make you…
    …than people who attend public…
    …only things she is famous for are…

  7. Crap Tonight

    #92
    xx i’m thinking that maybe you ARE a psychiatrist

  8. xx

    #107 — Nope, just known a lot of f”ked up rich kids. :)

  9. when Pariz getz out of jail
    I’m not watch fake zhit on
    Barbara Walterz..now, if Rozie
    waz gonna interview her, I’d
    watch, coz Rozie for sure would
    embarrazz her.

    #100= so your saying juzt becoz
    she haz money..being homeschooled..
    thiz makez her smart? shez stupid..
    and no amount of money will make her
    smarter..

  10. Big Ape

    >> Did you forget that paris is also rich? she didn’t get home schooled in her divorced mother’s trailer. The girl is educated. It is likely she actually does have a brain.”

    Rich? Yes. And as a result went to a private school in New York City.

    Educated? Hardly. She DROPPED OUT after her junior year of HIGH SCHOOL, and her grades up to THAT point weren’t exactly stellar to begin with.

    Keep in mind this is such a “worldly intellectual”, such a brilliant bulb, that she actually thought Walmart sold…yes, wait for it…WALLS.

  11. sharpeidude

    #98 – Eat a tray of shit. This dumb fucking disease infested twat deserves every bit of misery she put herself in for thumbing her nose at the law. I’ve been in jail too and not just here, but in Mexico as well and it’s supposed to be horrifying! If PH had one shread of common sense, she would have stopped with the Diva shit long ago and prevented this from happening to her. But no, she like all the other young club-dwelling celebrity fuckos decided in her head that no matter what happens, Mommy and Daddy’s $$$ and lawyers will fix everything in a Barbara Eden blink of an eye. So fuck you and any other celebrity sympathizer out there and if you don’t appreciate the comments of others on this bitch, then take your sorry ass to some other blog! The harder and crueler the commentary, the better!

  12. mollie

    slim fast up my nose…that’s funny

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