Paris Hilton called Barbara Walters collect Sunday to discuss her state of mind and her experience in prison, saying she used to act dumb but now wants to make a difference in the world. ABC News reports:
“I used to act dumb,” she told Walters in the exclusive phone conversation. “That act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference. … God has given me this new chance.” Hilton confirmed to Walters just how terrible her initial three days in jail were. It might explain why she cried when she was handcuffed and transported back to jail from her Hollywood home. “I was not eating or sleeping,” she said. “I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage. … It was a horrible experience.”
It’s going to be funny as hell watching Paris Hilton try to act smart. I think she actually believes she’s not an idiot. In every interview she’ll probably try to talk about the Middle East, but when she’s asked to expand on it she’ll panic and end up calling everybody racist names. Then she’ll put on some fake glasses and a lab coat and try to work in words like ‘molecule.’ They won’t even be sentences. They’ll ask her a question and she’ll just say “Molecule” and then nod her head in satisfaction.
Whip-tee-doo!!!
Everyone is capable of change. I hope that she is being sincere and I kinda wish her the best.
paris hilton trying to act smart is like….i don’t know, that’s normally the punch line.
note to paris,YOU ARE IN A CAGE!that is all
She must be the bestest actress in the world because I used to believe this bitch was dumb. Give her an Oscar.
I thought dumb blondes got all the guys!
Oh please this stupid twatwaffle is dumb as dirt and thrives on it.
Why do I not believe her? Oh yea because she’s a racist, arrogant, ignorant, wonky-eyed whore.
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Maybe she will prove to be adult like someday.
i doubt she slept or ate before. the only difference now is that she can’t go have a sleep over at some random dude’s place.
is she not in a cage now? i don’t understand how it’s different in Paris Goes To Jail, Take 2.
I may be a scientologist, but Paris Hilton is depressed and needs psychiatric help!
*ring ring*
Yes Mr. Cruise? You mean we don’t believe in psychiatric disorders? …..oh…
She didn’t even finish high school. She has a GED.
High school dropouts are not dumb. Hey, Mexico sends us millions of uneducated people and Harry Reid and El Jorge tell us that’s good for the country. If you don’t like it you are just not American enough.
California’s closed dozens of hospitals since all these “undocumented Americans” have been going to get their service there. The government refuses to build the fence already law but they have a plan to support tens of millions of Spanish speaking Paris Hiltons.
And it starts with you and ends with your pocket.
Viva Los Estados Unidos de Repulica de Mexico!
I agree she was laying it on pretty thick with the dumb act. If she’s ever going to have a real personality, she has to start somewhere…so good for her.
At the moment we know her by her actions and bad press…Can you imagine a world where she actually contributes something?
Insane.
I bet she gets out, gets a “good guy” boyfriend, starts “going to church”, and begins wearing skirts that “cover her knees”. At least for 3 months.
Paris? Smart?
Actually, I always thought there was some kind of a magical remote control circulating around Hollywood that controlled her motor functions, passing from Paris-fucker to Paris-fucker for a price easily met by rich douchebags with nothing better to do but run an epic train on a famous slut.
I guess I didn’t have this thing as pegged as I thought I did.
She ays of acting dumb, “That act is no longer cute.”
Right. Because is was fucking adorable up to this very minute. But not anymore.
Also in this interview the new, smarter Paris says: “My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen and that is why I was sent to jail.” It’s not about how you were seen you egotistical airhead. You were sent to jail because the judge wanted to punish you for drunk driving, reckless driving, parole violations and driving with a suspended license. Nothing spiritual about it attention-whore! I love it that her “spirituality” is also all wrapped up in appearances and how she is perceived. I say give her another 5 years and the new Dali Lama may walk out.
#16-please see my post on previous thread for the full and complete life-change of Post-Jail-Paris. I left out the longer, knee-covering skirts, though.
Want me to use some more hyphens?
i dont know why but some little voice says “believe her” but an even louder one says “bullshit!”
i dont know why but some little voice says “believe her” but an even louder one says “bullshit!”
waaaaah! poor like rich cunt. She probably had a breakdown because she was stuck inside with her own thoughts & found out how vapid she really is.
Well … as much as I hate this bitch … *IF* she is being sincere when she says her “act is no longer cute” then more power to her for realizing that. But I agree with the poster who said even though I want to believer her, a louder voice says “bullshit”. Hopefully Paris will at least start trying to act like a rational human being after she gets out of jail. Doubtful, but still …
it will take her all of 2 days out and a good weekend to be right back to normal. The book wont sale. It will be a joke. Serious, who would want to read it? No movie deal. No nothing. She is doped up and being told all the “good” that will come out of this in the way of big $$$’s. Thats it..
She also used to act like a whore. And she acted like a porn star in those movies I saw her in. And she acted like drunk driver when she was busted. Oh, yeah, and then there was that time she acted like an idiot and drove on a suspended license. Hey, remember the time she acted like she was in jail?
Her whole empty, pathetic life is one big act.
I am going to act like I care now.
i don’t know about this god thing she’s on about, but i’m glad she seems to be growing up because of this. going to jail and finally not getting everything your way is humbling, i suppose. i guess we’ll see if it’s for real after she gets out though.
Gee, lets see, she never graduated high school. Has NO job, has no life experience beyond partying.
She has absolutly nothing of substance about her, nothing to talk about, no experiences, etc… she could have the highest I.Q. on the planet and it wouldn’t matter because she is an empty shell. There is nothing for her to talk about because other than converting Oxegen to Carbon Dioxide she hasn’t done one thing in her entire life.
Then, she’ll be told that, in order to not act dumb, she’ll actually have to read a book or two, and she’ll be all, “WTF! That is not adiquate!” Oh wait, wrong skank.
I think I would have dropped the stupid act when i contracted herpes
“Used to act dumb”!?
That is the understatment of 2007!
“That act is no longer cute.” – When was this ever cute? Vagina+stupid doesn’t equal “cute.”
“God has given me this new chance.” – Huh? She acts like she narrowly escaped death. It’s county lock-up, you dummy, not Falluja.
“I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage.” – Paris’s powers of perception are undiminished, at least. She correctly identified that she is in something that is very much like a cage.
Mad props to Barbara Walters, BTW. This isn’t a career low for her (THAT was when she did the sympathetic interview with the child rapist/murderer in prison), but it’s a pretty close second. No wonder she is so respected in the news industry.
“Hilton confirmed to Walters just how terrible her initial three days in jail were. It might explain why she cried when she was handcuffed and transported back to jail from her Hollywood home.”
To be fair i would cry if my great escape from prision had just been flawed.
She is rumored to have such a bad herpes break out due to her stress and that is why they let her go home….
Why are there no celebrities that realize they are dumb? Why does everyone seem to think they are smart, for some bizarre reason? I guess one would have to be intelligent enough to realize one is an idiot, thus rendering the feat impossible … my head hurts.
Damn, poor girl, I know I’d die if I had to go 45 days without sucking some cock. Maybe the guards can help her with this problem.
On the other hand I’d just LOVE all them bitches wearing strap-on cocks and fucking the shit out of my sissy boy-pussy.
Well she must have known what she was doing, to earn so much money so far.
ROFLMAO….What a dumb herpes infected cunt
there is no property so evenly distributed amongst humans as common sense because no one thinks they have too little. if only thinking it were so, made it so…
People that support this ugly skank just prove how dumb some people really are. This just proves kids will buy anything.
You would think with her $$$ she would fix that long hooked nose and that wonky lazy eye.
“used to?” “act?” EERT….try again, stupid.
@36 Hey TT That is a little more than I need to know this morning. Nothing against you and your SBP but I could go all day with out that visual in my head
THE STUPID HERPETIC, WONKEYED WHORE DIDN’T SLEEP OR EAT. BUT ONE OF THE JAIL GUARDS DID EAT HER AND SLEEP WITH HER. SHE MIGHT BE PHYSICALLY STARVED, BUT SEXUALLY IS ANOTHER QUESTION. IF SHE BITCHES AND CRIES THAT WILL PROBABLY GIVE HER A FIST DILDO (LIKE THE ONE ON BORAT!!!!!)
Who ever writes the main page articles, man you keep me in stitches!
#35 Bern You wrote….
“Why are there no celebrities that realize they are dumb? Why does everyone seem to think they are smart, for some bizarre reason? I guess one would have to be intelligent enough to realize one is an idiot, thus rendering the feat impossible … my head hurts. “”"”
You are SO right, isn’t it interesting that every single celeb tries to claim that they got all A’s or were an Honor student…or my favorite…That they decided to leave college just 3 units shy of graduation because they really wanted to try acting.
Nobody LEAVES college just 3 units shy of graduation after you’ve spent years and thousands of dollars…but there are ahell of a lot of people that flunk out, or drop out because they can’t handle it. Susan Sarandon or Brad Pitt can try to act as intelligent as they want. FAct remains neither of them could cut it to graduate college. What a bunch of dipshits.
THE STUPID HERPETIC, WONKEYED WHORE DIDN’T SLEEP OR EAT. BUT ONE OF THE JAIL GUARDS DID EAT HER AND SLEEP WITH HER. SHE MIGHT BE PHYSICALLY STARVED, BUT SEXUALLY IS ANOTHER QUESTION. IF SHE BITCHES AND CRIES BACA (WHICH SHOULD BE SPELLED “VACA” MEANS COW IN SPANISH) WILL PROBABLY GIVE HER A FIST DILDO (LIKE THE ONE ON BORAT!!!!!)
THE STUPID HERPETIC, WONKEYED WHORE DIDN’T SLEEP OR EAT. BUT ONE OF THE JAIL GUARDS DID EAT HER AND SLEEP WITH HER. SHE MIGHT BE PHYSICALLY STARVED, BUT SEXUALLY IS ANOTHER QUESTION. IF SHE BITCHES AND CRIES BACA (WHICH SHOULD BE SPELLED “VACA” MEANS COW IN SPANISH) WILL PROBABLY GIVE HER A FIST DILDO (LIKE THE ONE ON BORAT!!!!!)
THE STUPID HERPETIC, WONKEYED WHORE DIDN’T SLEEP OR EAT. BUT ONE OF THE JAIL GUARDS DID EAT HER AND SLEEP WITH HER. SHE MIGHT BE PHYSICALLY STARVED, BUT SEXUALLY IS ANOTHER QUESTION. IF SHE BITCHES AND CRIES BACA (WHICH SHOULD BE SPELLED “VACA” MEANS COW IN SPANISH) WILL PROBABLY GIVE HER A FIST DILDO (LIKE THE ONE ON BORAT!!!!!)
THE STUPID HERPETIC, WONKEYED WHORE DIDN’T SLEEP OR EAT. BUT ONE OF THE JAIL GUARDS DID EAT HER AND SLEEP WITH HER. SHE MIGHT BE PHYSICALLY STARVED, BUT SEXUALLY IS ANOTHER QUESTION. IF SHE BITCHES AND CRIES BACA (WHICH SHOULD BE SPELLED “VACA” MEANS COW IN SPANISH) WILL PROBABLY GIVE HER A FIST DILDO (LIKE THE ONE ON BORAT!!!!!)
THE STUPID HERPETIC, WONKEYED WHORE DIDN’T SLEEP OR EAT. BUT ONE OF THE JAIL GUARDS DID EAT HER AND SLEEP WITH HER. SHE MIGHT BE PHYSICALLY STARVED, BUT SEXUALLY IS ANOTHER QUESTION. IF SHE BITCHES AND CRIES BACA (WHICH SHOULD BE SPELLED “VACA” MEANS COW IN SPANISH) WILL PROBABLY GIVE HER A FIST DILDO (LIKE THE ONE ON BORAT!!!!!)