Paris Hilton says her album is hot

I’d hit that….

maybe she could do the soundtrack to the mother theresa movie. “oh cum, all ye faithful (all over me)” it’ll be a hit.

then piss out of 8 different holes…

In response to #34 – No worries it’s all good : )

In response to #39 – Oh, I am just full of dirty words, he, he

# 48
A sump is a cess pool or a hole at the lowest point of a mine shaft into which water is drained in order to be pumped out

OK let

#16: definitely LOL. Any takers for #17, too?

OK, #2 that was just wrong.

Yes indeed, inspector 11, I am pretty sure all of us will have hearing aids once her song is released.

If you want a preview:

http://www.n-chicken.net/download/parishiltonscrewed.shtml

It’s her “song” Screwed (that’s the name) I haven’t had the courage to listen to it yet. Judging by the reviews, it’s a very painful experience. Wish me luck!

Okok…That was mean..this guy sings much better then Paris. I hope his feelings aren’t hurt. Here’s her real song:

http://rapidshare.de/files/1972290/Screwed_-_Paris_Hilton.mp3.html

I failed to mention that Screwed is pop music to the EXTREME. But it’s catchy, it’ll be a hit, and there’ll be the obligatory club remix that the gays will love. That said, I predict the CD will be in $2 bins by year end.

I swear you heard it here first…if she comes here on tour, i will blow her tour bus up. My guess is, it’s going to be the pink one. Although my theory is she is a fembot, no one could do this much dumb shit constantly, there have to be 2-3 of her out there for that ratio.

did she try and snort the flour?

I agree with #1. Seriously. Even if that was sarcasm. I don’t know where I’d be if I couldn’t laugh at Paris’ daily slutcapades.

to #7, didn’t you see/hear that Paris is a lazy cock sucker? I guess this means her album is gonna suck a little better than her. Wait.. what? I’m confused.

So, what WB show is this shit going to be the new theme song for?
P.S. That reminds me. Has Paris fucked Wilmer?

I heard that Paris Hilton’s vagina actually performs the vocals on this album.

My LMAO moment was #17 “You don’t bring me flours.” Classic.

As for you Miss Holly, that pic is tame compared to the ear bleeding experience sure to follow Pee Pee’s tuneless warbles.

Does anyone remember Naomi Campbell’s ‘Baby Woman’. I heard a few bars once and then blacked out. It sounded like cats fighting underwater.

I am grateful that my work computer offers no sound or I know I would be tempted to click on that link above… Phew!

I heard Lionel Richie is producing the album.

My only hope is that someone convinces Paris to call her album “I fucked the Prophet” and the cover consists of a cartoon showing Mohammed doing her from behind. Hopefully her first “performance” would then be in Beruit.

Yeah, Paris, your album is hot. But is it as hot as the rashes you leave behind?

Paris has an ’06 tour lined up in support of this album. Highlights will include oral (and anal) sex simulation on the microphone, random tinkling episodes, and an explosive encore involving the shooting of golf balls from her vagina into the audience. Tour proceeds will go to her legal defense team.

What has the world got into?

#73, in my opinion (and I have many) the world has fallen into an all-time low, and the only entertainment for normal thinking folks (like most of us on this site) is to ridicule the antics of so called “celebrities” whom lower-minded people think are somehow better than the rest of the world.

How many times have you wanted to tell the world what you think of these no-talent cooze-bags and couldn’t. Well, here we are and we’re all over the U.S. Isn’t it awesome?

I also believe that some of those celebs come on these sites and read some of this stuff. Like Pink.

And Tom, if you’re listening, you suck.

Well, some of us are normal thinking folks.

Laydee Bug –

Why Does Tom Suck?

Tom Cruise?

Yup, jugs. He just irritates me, and not just recently. He’s irritated me since, ummmm, since before Rainman.

Wow – what a surprise. Paris Hilton thinks something she’s done is great. Stop the world.

Bitch needs to die, enough said.

Her album is hot too? Everything’s hot to her, it must be the only word she knows. Well, apparently it’s the only word that matters, it worth a cool mil…yes #79, the bitch needs to die, overexposed and slutty enough already people! Let’s boycott Paris Hilton from superificial, who’s with me?!!

Paris is simply HOT, no matter what she does or says, we love her and we will always love!

P.S.: her musics: “screwed” and “stars are blind” are wonderfull, we are addicted to them!

P.S.2: IT’S HOT!