Paris Hilton saves an Oompa Loompa

Paris Hilton rescued an Oompa Loompa yesterday. Okay, maybe not a real Ooompa Loompa but a little person named Robin Sherwood dressed up as one for a performance at Cameo nightclub. Robin, who is a friend of Paris, had his leg sliced when the crowd rushed the stage, according to NY Daily News:

“Paris screamed for help and jumped up to move everyone away from him,” says our witness. “She held Robin’s hand and said the sweetest things to keep him calm. She stayed with him until he was safely in the ambulance on his way to the hospital.”

Paris and her sister Nicky have known Robin for years and have been trying to get a kidney transplant for him. So there is a humanitarian side to Paris after all. It almost makes me regret all those things I said about her. That is if I were capable of regret. Unfortunately it’s not in my genetic code. Instead, in its place, I have an extra gene for luscious pecs. It’s science. You can’t make that stuff up.

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