Paris Hilton rescued an Oompa Loompa yesterday. Okay, maybe not a real Ooompa Loompa but a little person named Robin Sherwood dressed up as one for a performance at Cameo nightclub. Robin, who is a friend of Paris, had his leg sliced when the crowd rushed the stage, according to NY Daily News:
“Paris screamed for help and jumped up to move everyone away from him,” says our witness. “She held Robin’s hand and said the sweetest things to keep him calm. She stayed with him until he was safely in the ambulance on his way to the hospital.”
Paris and her sister Nicky have known Robin for years and have been trying to get a kidney transplant for him. So there is a humanitarian side to Paris after all. It almost makes me regret all those things I said about her. That is if I were capable of regret. Unfortunately it’s not in my genetic code. Instead, in its place, I have an extra gene for luscious pecs. It’s science. You can’t make that stuff up.
MichaelJackson | December 11, 2007 at 10:28 am
Hope those medics disinfected him afterwards
yuri | December 11, 2007 at 10:29 am
urka!
scared | December 11, 2007 at 10:30 am
further update – she jumped up and kept the crowd back by flashing her infested vagina
Prie | December 11, 2007 at 10:30 am
She is really stunning.. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around some famous sites.
I heard that she is now dating a new guy..
SpookySpice | December 11, 2007 at 10:31 am
Crown or crowd? Your “luscious pecs” confuzzled me…
havoc | December 11, 2007 at 10:32 am
Oh dear God…..
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Ript1&0 | December 11, 2007 at 10:32 am
What, no pic of the Oompa Loompa???
Damn it, that’s way more interesting than Paris!!
Wait… Paris and a midget together… Could she dress him up like a baby and burp him? Oooo or like, carry him around in a designer bag like her dogs? Maybe this is where she gets her orange tan inspiration.
So many questions.
do1t | December 11, 2007 at 10:34 am
OOmpa loompa…..Where’s Brit Brit?
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Starchasm | December 11, 2007 at 10:34 am
Has an accident while dressed like an Oompa Loompa AND he’s friends with Paris? Poor guy.
Bling Bling | December 11, 2007 at 10:40 am
Why is she wearing a CD around her neck?
Auntie Kryst | December 11, 2007 at 10:41 am
Oh shit I finally get it! Fuckin’ Paris Hilton has a Oompa Loompa as a friend. The whore is the real life Veruca Salt! It was so obvious, why didn’t I see this before. My god it all makes sense now.
Jimbo | December 11, 2007 at 10:41 am
And you all said Paris had not changed!!
gerard Vandenberg | December 11, 2007 at 10:43 am
MORE FRIENDS WITH HERPES?
Gerald_Tarrant | December 11, 2007 at 10:58 am
Anti- I never put the 2 together until now as well. You’d think with all the money the nannies the Hiltons hired to raise Paris would have shown her Barney and Sesame Street, not endless hours of Willy Wonky-eye.
susiq | December 11, 2007 at 10:58 am
Fish eggs…
That was dumb even for YOU!
secybitch | December 11, 2007 at 10:59 am
She looks uglier than usual here. Her image really rapes my eyes.
Ript1&0 | December 11, 2007 at 11:05 am
Ok ok…. Paris plus midget scenario number 4 = He could crawl up into her dress (wearing a hazmat suit of course) and cling on, so she could pretend she was pregnant. And then give birth before Nicole to get more attention because he’s “special”. But of course being “special” she’d probably describe him as “retarded”.
And now, thanks to you Fish I have to spend the rest of my day wondering what Paris Hilton could do to/with a midget. It just took up my entire thought process in the shower. Fuck.
Snarky McComments | December 11, 2007 at 11:05 am
The Skank-O-Meter attached to my computer pegs off the chart every time it detects a Paris Hilton story. Sometimes it even trips the circuit breaker on my UPS.
Sam | December 11, 2007 at 11:16 am
Pretty woman. It is said that someone had found her profile on uniformedmatch.com. I would check it out.
Gerald_Tarrant | December 11, 2007 at 11:27 am
Ript1&0- I think she saw the Southpark episode where Mr Slave sticks Paris in his ass. She can’t tell the difference between cartoons and reality (because her life is a cartoon) so she is trying to outdo Mr Slave. She has to start small, with the midget.
D. Richards (Bastard.) | December 11, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Paris is only interested in midgets because if you befriend a little-person, you have tremendous luck even if you’re an untalented piece-of barnyard waste. And for every year a normal person ages, you only age a month. And you are granted three wishes; but, and this is incredibly important: you can not correct a wish if you have chosen unwisely. What’s done is done.
When I was a kid, we had a neighborhood midget. Now I don’t know if any of you have ever seen a midget in real life but it’s one of those, “holy shit, they really do exist”, situations. Like when you see an owl or something. Shocking. Yeah, so. Everytime I would ride by the midg’ in my parents car, every single time, the little guy would look me directly in the eyes and wave. I never met him or anything. But everytime I saw him, he’d look right at me.
That year I grew six inches and could sprouted a full beard. Coincidence? Right.. It was magic. Midgets are magic.
Gerald_Tarrant | December 11, 2007 at 12:39 pm
I like to dress them up like leprechauns and chase after them for their lucky charms. Maybe Paris does too. They’re magically delicious.
hendero | December 11, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Why would a crowd rush a stage full of midgets? And how tiny were the people in the crowd that they sliced a midget’s leg, which can only be like an inch off the ground?
Plus I doubt the guy’s name is really Robin Sherwood. Thoe Daily News Liars.
Miami Girl | December 11, 2007 at 1:30 pm
I was at Cameo when Paris Hilton was there and I did not see this happen. I saw the little people perfrom and Nobody rushed the stage.
Weird!
Click Me Gently :D | December 11, 2007 at 2:59 pm
lovely looks with devilish motives…
DVD | December 11, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Wow, I like the other side of Paris.
She's a fucking liar | December 11, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Unless this useless whore is going to give buddy her own kidney, just how exactly is she going to help him get one?
Doogie | December 11, 2007 at 11:50 pm
I don’t know if I can believe this. Every time I hear that she does something good for a change, it ends up being false. Drunken elephants awareness, anyone?
toma | December 12, 2007 at 1:08 am
Nice body, I saw her photos on an online dating club sugarmommymeet.com. It is a famous site amony rich women. They are wandering on the site for looking for their handsomen sugar babies.
charle | December 12, 2007 at 1:48 am
Paris is so beautiful and sexy.someone saw her profile with hot photos on http://www.richloving.com A joke made by someone? But who cares. It’s said Charlie Sheen has found his perfect match there. Maybe sometimes they really need a soul mate rather than a rich buddy. I think everyone would like to see her.
charle | December 12, 2007 at 1:49 am
Paris is so beautiful and sexy.someone saw her profile with hot photos on http://www.richloving.com A joke made by someone? But who cares. It’s said Charlie Sheen has found his perfect match there. Maybe sometimes they really need a soul mate rather than a rich buddy. I think everyone would like to see her.
whatever | December 12, 2007 at 5:15 am
Have you guys noticed that she’s on a site called http://www.Meet-A-HerpesInfectedGutterSlut.com? I heard she was on that site from the local free clinic.
I heard she’s looking for a new guy. Maybe you can find her on http://www.ItchyCottageCheeseCrotch-SpermBurping-Whores.com.
Have you heard the latest rumor? You can meet all kinds of famous women on http://www.YourDickWillFallOff-If-YouDateOneOfTheseWhores.com.
whatever | December 12, 2007 at 5:19 am
I almost forgot…rumor has it that Charlie Sheen found 3 STD’s while dating women from the site http://www.MiniDickAsshatsWhoPostSpam.com.
I think everyone would like to see that site!
christina | January 9, 2008 at 2:12 am
I truly believe that this blood-sucking Parisite lives in her own little world. Either that, or she’s been overdoing it on the Valtrex. Paris Hilton got herpes? who tansmit this to her? see the hot blog Paris Hilton created on a large herpes dating site
http://herpesmates.com