Paris Hilton ruins families

June 26th, 2006 // 63 Comments
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It’s old news that Paris Hilton was spotted in Montreal partying with hockey player Jose Theodore, but it’s now being reported that their relationsihp has caused Theodore’s girlfriend of eight years to break up with him and kick him out of the house despite him being the father of their three-month-old daughter. The Canadian TV network TQS reports:


  1. HandsOfGod

    Somebody please sew this woman’s vagina shut. That would at least clear up 40% of this country’s STDs. Or better yet, have her stay in Canada, permanently.

  2. alaskanchicsickle

    @51 Do you hate Canada that much?

  3. jeanine

    He’s been tainted.

  4. This was too funny, yet too true. For some reason, Ms. Hilton thinks it’s cool to be seen with a different guy almost every night. I not only wonder what her parents think, but what her gyno thinks as well. She’s not only carrying around the latest purses, but a host of STD’s as well. I can’t figure out for the life of me what the interest is in a used up socialite who’s only talent is looking into a camera lens.

  5. HandsOfGod

    Re:52

    No, I love Canada that much.

  6. Merebear

    Ok. I sent in a comment with a link to the ex-girlfirend’s pic. It is pending and may not be approved? Perhaps I shall try again.

  7. Merebear

    I was only trying to say that while the ex had little to no fashion sense, as least she wasn’t a walking genital sore. See if this link flies….

    (abandoned this for Herpe Hilton)
    http://community.webshots.com/photo/57369683/1057370106034228639xpxzPw#

  8. FecalPellets

    These guys are beyond stupid. What part of “Paris has Herpes” do they not understand?

  9. here

    The hockey player. Stripteasing for the Knicks/Giants the other night. Matt Leinart a month ago. The wealthy Greek dude. Her approach must be irresistible, but I don’t get it. There are chicks in offices three times as hot. Myself, I’m sticking with fat, mentally ill women.

  10. Danni

    This is his fault, he is the one with the girlfriend and the child, he is a faithless jerk. Paris was just offering a service, he is the wanker who took advantage of it

  11. WorldWideWendy

    The man is a hockey player.
    He understands fast cold pucks.
    That’s hot.

  12. WorldWideWendy

    Forgot the word hard.
    Fast cold HARD pucks.
    Now THAT’S hot.

  13. herbiefrog

    #0
    …just realised we never posted
    …a reply to this…

    …so hey paris babe
    …in a heartbeat

    just like every other fucker :)

    …oh fuck
    …what a givaway?
    …let’s wait for the mib look

    or at least the next thread

    and she’s in london
    or somewhere close
    same time zone?
    fuuuuuuck :)

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