It’s old news that Paris Hilton was spotted in Montreal partying with hockey player Jose Theodore, but it’s now being reported that their relationsihp has caused Theodore’s girlfriend of eight years to break up with him and kick him out of the house despite him being the father of their three-month-old daughter. The Canadian TV network TQS reports:
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MeanNate | June 26, 2006 at 12:53 pm
There’s a Britney Spears joke in here somewhere…
curliegirlie | June 26, 2006 at 12:54 pm
oh who cares about this chick Paris already, these has got to be something more interesting going on….
jane's eyre | June 26, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Well, if he was putting out “available” vibes, then it’s as much his fault as it is hers. I say that he’s the worse of the two–he’s got a long-term girlfriend, AND a 3 month old? Creep.
pop | June 26, 2006 at 12:57 pm
this happened in TORONTO at the much music video awards not MONTREAL – get your facts right…this very same story was already reported 1.5 weeks ago:
http://www.popculturepundit.blogspot.com
imabeeatch | June 26, 2006 at 12:58 pm
PHLOPC
LongTimeFan | June 26, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Aquaman? Sounds like somebody’s been watching too much “Entourage”.
kloo | June 26, 2006 at 1:06 pm
she looks like a herpe.
baratdoherty | June 26, 2006 at 1:07 pm
This happened in Toronto, not Montreal (at the MMVAs in Toronto). Its a HUGE story in Montreal though, because he a a montreal born player. Anyhow, I HATE parasite, but this isn’t her fault. I seriously doubt she even knew who he was, let alone that he was engaged with a 3 month old premature baby. I DO get your point though….it is funny how she somehow picks the taken guys, whether intentional or not.
waterranger | June 26, 2006 at 1:09 pm
boooooooooooooooo on paris
in other news, i got to touch the stanley cup on sunday!!!!!!
Jacq | June 26, 2006 at 1:12 pm
He already has one baby without herpes. So I can totally see how he’d just say “fuck it all!!”
Guys are slaves to the poon. Even Paris poon.
While he’s playing hockey, it’s herpes on the rocks. Straight up.
twzzlrgirl | June 26, 2006 at 1:20 pm
I can’t stand Paris Hilton, but this guy must be a first-class jerk to run around on his girlfriend — especially once they have a child. He and K-Fed have a lot in common.
Although, come to think of it, if he’s a first-class jerk, he and Paris belong together…
Chase | June 26, 2006 at 1:20 pm
But she kinda LOOKS like a dolphin…so I can see where you were going with that. Though, do dolphins cause rashes?
Binky | June 26, 2006 at 1:23 pm
As I said the other day – they have a lot in common.
Neither can stop anything aimed at their Five-hole.
YouWannaBMe | June 26, 2006 at 1:24 pm
Smart girlfriend that Jose character has… Paris was innocently trying to spread her disease, people. How was she supposed to know the guy’s background right off the bat? HE, on the other hand, she know it to be common knowledge that when you see Paris Herpes you must try to cover all orfices and put a lock on your zipper.
Queen LaQueefah | June 26, 2006 at 1:24 pm
She doesn’t talk to dolphins, she merely flogs them. ALL of them.
Tebrich | June 26, 2006 at 1:26 pm
Paris is the most dangerous crotch in the world. Stories like this should be published and republished. For our safety.
Jacq | June 26, 2006 at 1:26 pm
#4 – You are correct that it was in Toronto. What was originally reported was that they were spotted together even though he had a GF and a NEW baby. This is the update that their daughter was released from the hospital within the last few days and her kicking him out is very fresh.
cruzin333 | June 26, 2006 at 1:30 pm
How anyone would be stupid enough to cheat on their baby momma with that parasite is beyond me. He had to know she’d been with half the guys in the world and has herpes.
But I guess, like #11 said, if he was that dumb and that desperate, they belong together!
jFp | June 26, 2006 at 1:31 pm
This guy digs trash. I didn’t know who these pond-scum dwellers were so I had to look up Stephanie Cloutier. It may be that this guy just follows his nose….
and likes that rotting fish smell.
cruzin333 | June 26, 2006 at 1:31 pm
But I’m all for the girlfriend kicking him out. She doesn’t want any infectious diseases, after all.
Karyn Taylor | June 26, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Is there anyone in any country that she hasn’t screwed around with or screwed up their life? And isn’t she with someone, a Greek heir or a football play or something? Does she really have something that all these men want?
lisad71 | June 26, 2006 at 1:35 pm
If it wasn’t Herpe Hilton ruining this relationship, it would have been Firecrotch Blohan.
biatcho | June 26, 2006 at 1:43 pm
‘member when that guy from the Toronto Maple Leafs fucked somebody else & dumped Alanis Morrissete, causing her to write that ridiculousy angry lesbian-esque song about getting dumped by some guy who fucked somebody else. That was awesome.
Jacq | June 26, 2006 at 1:45 pm
#21 – Apparently, that something is burning during urination.
blueballs | June 26, 2006 at 2:03 pm
See, told ya she’d spread her STDS all over Candada! She’s doing what we did to the indians to wipe out those pesky canucks!
PapaHotNuts | June 26, 2006 at 2:06 pm
She fucked him because he told her that he would score a touchdown just for her.
twzzlrgirl | June 26, 2006 at 2:08 pm
#25 — Not just Canada, but all over the world (stopping to use the toilet at a German farmhouse???). I think she’s with some government working on germ warfare. The girl is a biohazard…
sharkbite | June 26, 2006 at 2:19 pm
Eight years? Good god. I’d be demanding a ring after five. I would have kicked him out, too!
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
Karen Rani | June 26, 2006 at 2:29 pm
This isn’t the first time Jose has strayed, apparently.
West Nile, Mad Cow and now Parisite. That’s what us Canadians need, eh?
jenny4a20 | June 26, 2006 at 2:37 pm
She didnt do anything wrong…what is he doing out at a club anyway with baby-mama at home?
ESQ | June 26, 2006 at 2:40 pm
Funny this dude, Jose Theodore, does resemble Adrien Greiner of “Entourage” whose character did play “Aquaman” on the show…nice subliminal message here…
Pee-pee Hilton really knows how to score points with women. Soon every body will hate her for 1) stealing their man or 2) giving them some new venereal disease. Way to go!
Trixie | June 26, 2006 at 2:42 pm
Paris Hilton is like dog shit. She is everywhere. One night I see pictures of her in Germany, and the next she is partying in New York City. The following night she is seen in Australia, followed by the next night in Tahiti. She must be on some type of speed, because I dont know anyone with that kind of energy. Just sick of her face..
UNWASHEDMASSES | June 26, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Someone better check and make sure Paris is not responsible for breaking up the Backdoor Boys as well. And giving them herpes.
hisforalways | June 26, 2006 at 3:02 pm
#8 Yeah right. I’m sure she knew perfectly well by either (a)he showed her a picture of his baby, I don’t know any guy who has a newborn and isn’t cramming it down everyone’s throat or (b)Paris is like that psychotic woman from the Problem Child sequel and the instant she met him had his entire history and permanent record looked up.
I’d say both. Paris is a stupid slut.
hisforalways | June 26, 2006 at 3:03 pm
#8 Yeah right. I’m sure she knew perfectly well by either (a)he showed her a picture of his baby, I don’t know any guy who has a newborn and isn’t cramming it down everyone’s throat or (b)Paris is like that psychotic woman from the Problem Child sequel and the instant she met him had his entire history and permanent record looked up.
I’d say both. Paris is a stupid slut.
hisforalways | June 26, 2006 at 3:06 pm
didn’t mean to post twice. sorry.
Skönflicka | June 26, 2006 at 3:25 pm
Jose Theodore has already cheated on girlfriend Stephanie Cloutier last year with actress/chanteuse Caroline Neron. He’s the stupid one in that story.
RichPort | June 26, 2006 at 4:02 pm
She’s like Aquaman in that she smells like salty cod. Salty end-of-man mutant herpes festering cod. Yea, exactly like Aquaman.
Craig & "em" | June 26, 2006 at 4:02 pm
I just don’t get it!
I mean…I know plenty of petite, cock-eyed, herpes invested blondes, and I’m not attracted to them at all.
NOW…I’ve had sex with them…but I only do that out of sheer pity!
Reli | June 26, 2006 at 4:04 pm
Hey, it’s his fault for being stupid enough to do it. What goes around comes around.
gigi33 | June 26, 2006 at 4:11 pm
What a complete dick. I can’t believe he’s such a fucking looser. We already new Paris was a slut. By the way, wasnt’ she just seen fucking some football player? Who’s next. Lance Armstrong? The New York Nicks? I know!!!! Greg Louganis!!! there’s a challenge.
superhumanben | June 26, 2006 at 4:27 pm
Agreed Reli. He’s got just as much to do with it as she does. He’s a big boy. If he didn’t want to risk things with his girlie he wouldn’t even have been seen by that hoochie!
schism | June 26, 2006 at 4:31 pm
Paris and Aquaman do have exactly one all-encompassing thing in common; they both are totally useless outside of their assigned abilities, which are themselves useless.
YouWannaBMe | June 26, 2006 at 4:31 pm
Women: This may be the perfect weapon we’ve always waited for!!!
In order to take over the world and rid the planet of useless men, we should entice them using Paris Herpes as bait, and make them all fly to a secluded island where they can all take turns banging Paris and therefore killing themselves with her VD. It’s so perfect!!
Courtney | June 26, 2006 at 4:55 pm
Does Paris Hilton sponsor this site or something? Why else would every other “story” be about her. She’s really not that interesting. Like, seriously.
Jacq | June 26, 2006 at 5:57 pm
People should desintegrate when they touch her crotch much in the way that they do when the aliens shoot people in Mars Attacks.
jane's eyre | June 26, 2006 at 6:19 pm
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Ehh ehh–EHHH! Nyeh ehh ehh ehh!
Love that movie. Plus, Sarah Jessica Parker’s head gets transplanted onto a chihuahua–what could be more sublime?
yuckyfresh | June 26, 2006 at 6:23 pm
eh. who cares?
Shelley Bonnechance | June 26, 2006 at 6:27 pm
Well, it’s not like we didn’t already know that she’s a skank ho or anything. Why should we be surprised that she ruins families?
bunnyhugger | June 26, 2006 at 7:22 pm
@ waterranger #9
cool, dude! i’m adding you to my list of heroes!
#21 says:
“Does she really have something that all these men want?”
it’s called MONEY. moola. sometimes referred to as *clams*
i absolute agree, tho, HE is the asshole this time. i never understood the theory behind the woman wanting to kick the mistress’ ass, but taking the BF back. he’s the one cheating, for god’s sake.
asshat. with fruit salad.