The Los Angeles City Attorney filed a motion yesterday demanding a hearing before Judge Michael Sauer to determine why the Sheriff’s Department allowed Paris Hilton to get out of jail when the judge had expressly ordered her to serve out her entire sentence. Paris was scheduled to appear in court today at 9 AM, but, of course, has been allowed to appear via phone instead. TMZ reports that at this moment there’s a war going on in the courtroom between Paris’ lawyer, the City Attorney, and the Sheriff’s Dept.
And in case you were wondering, this is what it looks like outside Paris Hilton’s home right now. There’s at least five news choppers circling and an armada of paparazzi on the street. Because, really, this is the most important thing that has ever happened in the history of time. George Washington could come back from the dead and he’d just end up getting trampled to death by all the news people trying to get to Paris’ house.
UPDATE: Judge Michael T. Sauer has ordered that Paris Hilton appear in person for the hearing and has sent a Los Angeles County Sheriff’s vehicle to pick her up.
Has the judge ruled on the whore yet? No, okay well some more facts from a 2005 GAO report on illegal aliens:
In April 2005, the Government Accountability Office released a report on a study of 55,322 illegal aliens incarcerated in federal, state, and local facilities during 2003. It found the following:
@The 55,322 illegal aliens studied represented a total of 459,614 arrests – some eight arrests per illegal alien;
@Their arrests represented a total of about 700,000 criminal offenses – some 13 offenses per illegal alien;
@36 percent had been arrested at least five times before.
Gee five times arrested per illegal offender sure sounds a trite more than the norm. But hey, why quibble over five arrests or so.
Asshat. Next!
Oh she just got picked up alright. threw the cuffs on her and tossed her in a cruiser. where she lost it and started crying like 5 year old. what a great day.
Tony, you asshole – you still responded.
Next time someone gets caught drunk driving, all you have to say is, “Paris did it..” It’ll drive the court system nuts.
NEWS JUST CAME IN!
From TMZ:
Here’s what’s going down in court right now:
Judge Michael Sauer said that before Paris was released, he was contacted by the Sheriff and told they would file a motion to place Paris under house arrest. The judge said the motion was never filed, and added, “There’s no way I would have approved it even if I got the motion.”
The prosecutor, Dan Jeffries, who is also pissed at the Sheriff, accused the Sheriff of “assuming all three roles of the criminal justice system,” claiming “Sheriff Lee Baca is interpreting the law all by himself.”
AAAAAND
Judge Says Paris Had MD Options
The judge has just addressed the court and said, “I don’t know why the defendant couldn’t be treated at Lynwood, because they have a great medical facility.”
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HEHEHEHEHE Scoreboard says:
Judge 2, Paris & Friends 0!!!
The Judge just said the whore was released without any paper brought to him.
Not good for the whore supporters.
I hope that fucking skank goes back to jail and gets shanked to death. What a miserable social icon. God, how great would it be if she killed herself? I think the paparazzi would explode with madness; I would have a party. You’re all invited. Let’s start a website:
A4PS.com
Advocates For Paris Suicide .com – Any HTMLers out there?
Ordered Back to Jail!!!
Paris screams Mommy, mommmy, mommmy as led away.
AND SHE’S IN, AGAIN!!!
From TMZ:
Hilton Ordered Back to Jail!
Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood.
Hilton left the courtoom in tears, screaming, “Mom, Mom, Mom.”
One witness described the scene as being “physically dragged” out of the courtroom by a female deputy.
story developing
yeahhhh this site sucks. i just removed it from my list of favorites. its tmz.com from now onnnnn. cya
Well i think people who’s paying way more tax than the average amount suppose to have some kind of priviliges.I mean i expect that way of thinking in a police-state because of the tax.I wash my hands in innocence now in this watery country.
Judge, “Paris must finish shooting prison porno.”
Any more bullshit now from the whore supporters?
Mommy, Mommy, Mommy,
Kaaaaahnnn!!!
PARIS IS GOING BACK TO JAIL!!!!
::does the happy wiggle dance::
110 – Man, you’ve got a point on the tax issue, if you pay more, you should be treated better.
BUT, she doesn’t pay for ANYTHING, her parents do! So treat THEM nice, not her :P
It’s nice to see that someone believes in Justice for all !!!!!!!! Karma is a bitch when it comes back around isn’t it PARIS boo hoo
Seems that her parents were in the courtroom, and her mother “is paralyzed” right now. Man I wonder if they are sad, or relieved!!!
Welp… Paris is heading back to jail. She has been ordered to serve the remainder of her sentence.
Add another complaint to the list:
http://www.listafterlist.com/ListAfterListcomListsAbout/tabid/57/ListID/7350/Default.aspx
It just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
Yeah — No. I had to have my ass driven around at 32 years old. It was humiliating but I managed and I certainly couldn’t afford a driver. I may have been stupid but I wasn’t gonna be stupid again. Here you get 14 days for driving on a suspended. I wasn’t going back. It sucked but I lived.
She needs to do her time like the rest of us.
I can’t believe this was the #1 story all day.
http://www.iuniverse.com/bookstore/book_detail.asp?&isbn=0-595-42225-X
OMG-
Has she no dignity? Has she no shame? Remorse? Respect for the legal system? To wail openly in court and cry openly as she is hauled back to jail? I am embarrassed for her. Her parents should be ashamed. Her parents should be insistent that she serve her time so she’ll learn her lesson.She needs lessons form Naomi Cambell!! Its not like its two years!! How much did they pay that sheriff? Where did he get the authority anyway?? Ughhhhhh-I can’t take this!
Sounds like a good scent for my grand daughter as she is at the pre-teen stage and wants to wear mommies perfune all of the time. I might have to try it myself.