The Los Angeles City Attorney filed a motion yesterday demanding a hearing before Judge Michael Sauer to determine why the Sheriff’s Department allowed Paris Hilton to get out of jail when the judge had expressly ordered her to serve out her entire sentence. Paris was scheduled to appear in court today at 9 AM, but, of course, has been allowed to appear via phone instead. TMZ reports that at this moment there’s a war going on in the courtroom between Paris’ lawyer, the City Attorney, and the Sheriff’s Dept.
And in case you were wondering, this is what it looks like outside Paris Hilton’s home right now. There’s at least five news choppers circling and an armada of paparazzi on the street. Because, really, this is the most important thing that has ever happened in the history of time. George Washington could come back from the dead and he’d just end up getting trampled to death by all the news people trying to get to Paris’ house.
UPDATE: Judge Michael T. Sauer has ordered that Paris Hilton appear in person for the hearing and has sent a Los Angeles County Sheriff’s vehicle to pick her up.
M | June 8, 2007 at 11:43 am
I don’t know why I’m addicted to the Paris situation
James | June 8, 2007 at 11:43 am
she is soo brave.
Chauncey Gardner | June 8, 2007 at 11:44 am
The Los Angeles City Attorney is God for athiests.
BERN2 | June 8, 2007 at 11:45 am
third
silly judgey | June 8, 2007 at 11:51 am
for all the reasons that the district attorney and judge want paris to be imprisoned (silly young girl with more money than jesus who spends her life sleeping around and partying and playing dress up while they work hard blah blah) they’re just adding fuel to the fire of her fame. stupid judgey is blatantly on some right winged kick with this whole thing should just stop begrudging the youngsters just because he probably is and always was a boring old misery. i’m not even a fan of paris hilton i think she’s a straight up husband stealing hoochie momma and i am jealous of her wads of cash but judgey has made me feel sorry for her somehow ARE YOU HAPPY NOW JUDGEY
lawpunk | June 8, 2007 at 11:51 am
They just sent her home so they could finish painting the penises on the jail bars. Looks like her cell will be ready by noon today.
Yasuo | June 8, 2007 at 11:52 am
Secret: Paris bribed the sheriff to release her.
PunjabPete | June 8, 2007 at 11:52 am
Good christ… The whore should go to jail. The sheriff doesn’t have the right to commute sentences. Put the whore behind bars and you may get back your dignity California…
Screaming Viking | June 8, 2007 at 11:53 am
Put her ass back in jail. The special treatment for celebs is ridiculous. She should rot on jail for the month and hopefully it scares this slut straight.
reflectedllama | June 8, 2007 at 11:54 am
It’s ok someday she’ll get fat.
Wanky | June 8, 2007 at 11:55 am
this judge is awesome!! fuck that sheriff, he should be in the same prison cell as paris.
WowJustWow | June 8, 2007 at 11:55 am
I bet her parents are proud.
JoBOO | June 8, 2007 at 11:55 am
ELEVENTH!!!
KL | June 8, 2007 at 11:56 am
Send that bitch back!
lawpunk | June 8, 2007 at 11:56 am
Sorry silly judgey, but this is no right wing kick. This is called the US Justice System. When the judge sentenced Paris, he explicitly stated that home detention WAS NOT allowed. The Prosecutor agreed with that. Then, the Sheriff unlaterally freed her for so called “medical” conditions without first consulting with either the prosecutor or the judge. That is called contempt of court because he violated a judge decision, and the Sheriff is in some trouble. And deserves it. And the fact is, what was her medical condition? Seriously. WHAT? You think that there aren;t other people in prison with medical issues? My money is on improper influence with the Sheriff, and now he is screwed. Bet he loses his next election, and should. The Dumbass. Paris back to jail, where she belongs.
Sheva | June 8, 2007 at 11:56 am
Here comes the Judge. Here comes the Judge.
Yup, it’s definitely a right wing thing to uphold the law.
After yesterday’s attempts in the Senate by the leftists Democrats to give instant legal status to tens of millions of law breaking illegal aliens, we know who is for American law.
Paris is of course up the creek for repeatedly breaking probation terms. She got caught twice driving but we know she was flouting the law more than that.
Every day illegal alien drunk drivers kills 12 Americans.
Every year illegal aliens kill more Americans than 9-11.
Paris is in good company.
Bern | June 8, 2007 at 11:57 am
What is the address of that house? I want to mail her a box of my feces.
Jayne | June 8, 2007 at 11:58 am
I’m thinking this serious medical conditions was a herpes outbreak or something? haha
oh paris.
wedge1 | June 8, 2007 at 11:59 am
#2 – and you are sooo gay.
#5 – Hey youngster, don’t you mean “judgie”? Go back to your Super Mario game now.
The punishment for the sheriff is to have intercourse with her so that he catches Parisite’s Herps.
Jimbo | June 8, 2007 at 11:59 am
I am hoping the stuff that bitch back in jail.
Bern – If you get the address, let me know, I will send her one too
Death Lawyer | June 8, 2007 at 12:00 pm
I have practiced criminal defense law, and this situation really pisses me off. I have had clients on similar charges with severe mental health issues never get such a break. In all my time in practice, I’ve never had the Jailers modify a court order of committment.
Paris deserves 90 days. She knew that she wasn’t supposed to drive, and she did repeatedly, and was cited repeatedly. She told society to “fuck off” by her actions, and when called on the carpet, she blamed others for her fuck ups. Then, she goes on a publicity stunt holding a Bible.
That cunt needs to rot in jail.
kix | June 8, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Poor thing went crazy in jail because she had to go without the constant social stimulation she usually saturates herself with… the echo inside her vacuous head drove her M A D. So basically, the sheriff let her go for being an empty shell of a human being.
techclerk | June 8, 2007 at 12:02 pm
ichi ban!
wedge1 | June 8, 2007 at 12:03 pm
#14 – Love your site, but please remove Ashley Simpson from the list. She is NOT a hottie.
She is a fraud, a sham, and a fake, and spends more time servicing Papa Joe than doing something constructive with her life.
gina | June 8, 2007 at 12:04 pm
It’s just straight FACKED UP that she gets special treatment.
WHo the hell gets to call in for a court appearance?
Does it ever end?
Why isn’t she being made an example of? GRRR!
Drama Level: High http://www.innerdrama.com/?referid=Mjkz
techclerk | June 8, 2007 at 12:04 pm
medical condition = withdrawal from cocaine, ludes, and exstasy
Judith | June 8, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Mark my words, her butt is back in jail before the day is over.
lambman | June 8, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Michael T Sauer should be the next supreme court justice, and that DA should run for governer! Heroes of the American justice system fighting the good fight!
Angry Ferret Jones | June 8, 2007 at 12:14 pm
I think the Judge is a fucking pimp. That sherrif better learn how to make furniture, because when the next set of elections come up his opponent will be loaded for bear. Smelly, whorish, herpes-infested bear.
Angry Ferret Jones | June 8, 2007 at 12:15 pm
#25 – I am digging the drama. ;)
STUNT | June 8, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Its all bullshit,this is just a stunt because everyone knows she got off too easy its all over the news and radio now they want to act like their going to do something nothings gonna happen,probly just extend her probation its pathetic.cant stand this broad
sevenandaswitchblade | June 8, 2007 at 12:21 pm
The judge is Pontius Pilate. You people are the Jews. Paris Hilton is Jesus Christ. All I need now is to see Paris beaten to a pulp and crucified, that way I can masturbate to the news instead of to my beat up DVD of Passion of the Christ.
Keri | June 8, 2007 at 12:22 pm
I want to know what this “medical condition” is. What could possibly be the reason she HAD to get out of jail? Ridiculous.
wedge1 | June 8, 2007 at 12:24 pm
#32 – WTF?
Angry Ferret Jones | June 8, 2007 at 12:26 pm
#32 – Dad, is that you?
Hollywood Agent | June 8, 2007 at 12:35 pm
I thought the world revolves around me, boy was I wrong.
Oh well, now the 24-hour a day media will have something current to talk about instead of an election that is two years away.
honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah! | June 8, 2007 at 12:37 pm
This judge rocks the party.
wedge1 | June 8, 2007 at 12:38 pm
And of course, not to let himself out of the spotlight in this situation, Al Sharpton had to publicize his two cents about all this:
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/tv/
1401AP_Hilton_Sharpton.html
I really don’t know who is the worse attention whore: Al or Paris. Maybe they could get together in a “celebrity death match”.
ANNOUNCER: “OH! Paris just gave Al her super-herpes! He’s down! He’s down! His skin is falling off! Oh, the humanity!!”
Party4acause | June 8, 2007 at 12:41 pm
That’s wonderful. America is in love with celebrity scandal. But it would interesting to see both Paris and Nicole Richie in jail at the same time. This could be the start of the next season of A Simple Life. It would be very interesting.
- P4aC
http://www.party4acause.com
DOG the Bounty Hunter | June 8, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Don’t worry, Sherrif. I’ll get there before you can drag her out of that mansion.
Beth! Got your mace?
Maria | June 8, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Paris needs to stop being a pussy! She should just suck it up in jail and try to get back some of the minimal, if any, dignity she has. And in the end she could just add it to her extensive resume right next to dick sucker extraordinaire. Lastly, I am suprised she hasn’t taken to jail…she will finally have an audience to listen to her sing.
mabbo | June 8, 2007 at 12:48 pm
It is kinda sad when this is the most newsworthy story, but hey, it’s Hollywood. Oh I bet some heads are gonna roll for her early release. That Sherriff must have been paid off for blindly accepting Paris’s “medical condition” story…and from HER shrink no less. Shouldn’t they have gotten another psychiatrist in there to access her as well, a more non-partial, non-biased shrink NOT on Paris’s payroll? What a joke. I hope this judge is tough as nails and bitch slaps the whole lotta them!
silly judgey | June 8, 2007 at 12:49 pm
well now i just happened to check back and see were there any more responses and I just had to reply.
first LAWPUNK
You’re stating very mediocre laws which I am fully aware of as someone who has no backround in law but thanks anyway. The US law system is ridiculous if a young girl like paris is considered prison worthy. Obviously her mental condition is a load of bull but there was no reason for her to be there in the first place. waste of time money and effort. yes drinking and driving is a no no(see my second rant)I do not think she should have been sent to prison but I am aware that what the sheriff did was bold and naughty but i think it was the right thing to do.
Secondly SHEVA
you big old racist.
every year americans kill more americans than 9-11
ah well sure a little racism never hurt anyone
obviously drink driving is wrong plain and simple
but i still someone like paris hilton does not belong in prison she didn’t kill anyone…. what’s that you say… it’s sending a message to others to stop them from drink driving. why i think that sounds like making an example out of someone to me
suspend her license forever more by all means. make her go to those AA meetings that gayfag blohan did so well at but prison??
thirdly WEDGE1
neither judgie or judgey are not words you idiot.
fourthly DEATH LAWYER
Why you sound like a young judgey in the making. have much fun in life??? and by practicing criminal defense law… do you mean going to the local tech for a year or so to learn about serial murderers, rapists and pillagers like paris hilton??
so she’s rich, so she doens’t have to do any hard work ever. I would love to be in the position to do whatever the hell i want. i would like to think i would do more meaningful stuff then paris hilton thouhg. judgey is just being a meanie because he’s had to work his whole life.
may i just say that i’m not actually a fan of paris hilton.
You Rang | June 8, 2007 at 12:51 pm
I feel like Eric Cartman waiting for the Nintendo Wii. I’m sitting at my desk the words ‘come on!’ repeating in my head. What will the judge do?
mark | June 8, 2007 at 12:55 pm
paris hilton should finish out her term in her house:
1. she has access to drugs and alcohol. aka she will inevitably leave her house because shes retarded and has no self control. more entertainment for us and more criminal charges!
2. my personal theory is that she couldnt stay in jail because she was going through cocaine withdrawl.
LL | June 8, 2007 at 12:58 pm
I don’t understand why anybody is surprised by this. People with money do not live in the same world as the rest of us. If Paris lived a quiet little church mouse life, none of this would have made the news. And she sure wouldn’t have gone to jail. We want to pretend we live in a classless society where rich and not-rich get treated the same, but you all know that’s never been true, right? Paris Hilton gets breaks because her last name is Hilton, not because she’s “famous.”
Clarence the Clown | June 8, 2007 at 12:59 pm
I’m a straight guy, and yet I’m almost inspired to give Judge Sauer a handjob just for holding that Hilton cunt’s feet to the fire.
Who the fuck serves a jail sentence in a 4-bedroom, $3M estate with a pool?!?!? Fuck me.
Sauer for President, 2008!
Jimbo | June 8, 2007 at 1:03 pm
@32 that works form me. I would buy the DVD if they did that to Paris. Let me know when the release date is
turner | June 8, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Let that stupid bitch rot in the same cell the sheriff is going to rot in that way they can sit there together and make up each others hair, paint their nails, and tell each other how much better they are than the rest of the world.
Molly | June 8, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Silly judgey,
Just GTFO, please.
‘obviously drink driving is wrong plain and simple
but i still someone like paris hilton does not belong in prison she didn’t kill anyone’
She broke the law multiple times.
Breaking the law=punishable.
Therefore, she belongs in jail because she broke the law.
The end.