Paris Hilton retiring

philton_gaypride.jpgParis Hilton claims that in two years she’ll give up the public life to settle down and be a good wife to her Greek fiance Paris Latsis and their children when she turns 26.

I thought it was cute to play a dumb blonde. On TV, I do it because it’s funny. I consider myself a businesswoman and a brand. I don’t enjoy going out anymore. It’s such a pain. It’s everyone saying, ‘Let’s do a deal! Can I have a picture?’ I’m just, like, ‘These people are such losers. I can’t believe I used to love doing this.’

I wish I could believe that everybody’s favorite whore is going to finally retire, but I find it hard to believe that somebody who wears a freaking tiara in public could so easily leave the spotlight. Unless, of course, she wears tiaras to blend into the public. Which might very well be the case, because my wilderness survival handbook says that wearing tiaras is the number one rule of camouflage.

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