reports Paris Hilton was released from jail early this morning after serving less than five days of her already reduced 23 day sentence (her original sentence was 45 days). She’s been fitted with an ankle bracelet and put under house arrest for the next 40 days. She was apparently released from jail due to medical reasons, although the LA County Sheriff’s department has refused to release details about the “medical issue” due to confidentiality. After the 40 days are up, the LA County Sheriff’s department says she will have “fulfilled her debt to society.”
Of course. We were fucking morons to think Paris might actually serve out her sentence. Tomorrow they’ll probably take off the ankle bracelet and issue a full apology. Then give her some sort of medal and make her President of the United States of America.
NOTE: Since when is being rich and famous considered a medical condition? Weird.
FIrst!!!
Lookout for the Versace “Paris” ankle bracelet Fall2007.
Stupid spoiled whore.
Knew it…
THRID!
Another whore-iffic example of the US justice system.
YAY!!!!!
weird ass country.
This is such fucking bullshit!!! I am so sick and tired of the fucking rich being able to get away with anything they want. We all know that if it was any of us we’d be doing the whole 45 days. I am so livid it’s not even funny! Liberty and justice for all MY ASS!!!
Really, Fish? She’s out?
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Yeah, herpes can really take over an entire species if you don’t tame the wild beast.
ooooh now where are the silverman haters? come defend your precious paris. she was probably spreading her gonorrhea juices all over so they let her go.
A medical problem?! Oh, sure it was! What a joke! Funny how this wasn’t mentioned BEFORE she went to jail. Hmm.. why doesn’t EVERY person in jail use this excuse?
Ah, yes. God Bless the litigious nation of America and the scum lawyers who help people like Paris Hilton. No, this wasn’t TOOO planned!
No worry… she will fuck up again, and soon.
weird-ass country.
She should have been sentenced to be photographed in humiliating situations.
I guess Nello’s doesn’t deliver $1000 kobe steaks to the joint. Naturally, I blame the fucking French.
Medical reasons? Yea, she is a cunt. She should at least be on community service, cleaning streets in full view.
So much for that letter to her ‘fans’ saying she wanted to prove she could serve her time like anyone else.
Three days in, she having a breakdown, calls in her psychiatrist and lawyer, who give a doctors note to please excuse Paris, she finds jail unpleasant.
yeah i think, very soon, ankle bracelets are gonna be the new craze among stupid celebs like paris, lindsay, and all those other dumb shits. actually, thinking of it, i might get one as well :D. just in case my gf turns into a lunatic like paris, and tries to run me over :)
Wtf? Fuck paris and her bullshit. I normally never comment but if they didn’t intend on keeping her in there the full time, why even fucking sentence her to the full time? I’m 90% sure this was another media stunt to get her to look like the “good girl” again. Fucking bitch.
It doesn’t matter, the fact that the whole country hates her right now for being a stupid spoiled bitch (not that she wasn’t before) is punishment enough for this attention whore please love me, like me,… cunt.
At every party she attends people are gonna talk about her and hate her up front… hehe if judicial justice is not served, then divine justice will have to do.
well, there could have been an STD epidemic people. it’s the safe thing to do.
she didn’t even get the plunger stuck up her bum!!!
Are you serious? I hope somebody kills this bitch. So much for being treated “just like everyone else”
The only thing I can hope for is she violates this and her skank ass gets thrown right back in.
Yea flamz we get it now fuck off.
Somebody please enlighten me…
Which medical problem is it that lets you go out every night to clubs, drinking and partying until 5am?
She is dead to me.
Unless she wants to blow me. But I’ll only let her do it once. OK, twice.
Paris – call me. Seriously.
she didn’t even get plunger violated!!! It’s a sad, sad day indeed.
So damn pathetic.
I knew she’d never do her time.
sigs again, she really didn’t get the plunger…I am really realy sad people.
There really is no justice. It’s gonna be sooooo hard serving out her sentence in a 10,000 square foot house!!! What a fucking whore. At least this will destroy all the sympathy created by Silverman’s joke.
Already???? mmmm so much for the legal system in the United States huh?
Boo-urns
Does anyone have Paris’ time of birth???
#14, yes she probably will, but unfortunately, she’ll get away with it just like she did with this. Gee… 45 days in jail or in her cushy, LA mansion with servants, chefs, etc.? Hmm… REAL tough decision there. If any ONE of us responding got caught driving on a suspended license we’d be in the cell, not in our house with family and friends.
piss on her
Oh. My. God.
If i hear them say that she was in for 5 days one more time, i’m going to jab something into an eye. Sunday night to Extreamly early thursday morning does not 5 days make, you ignorant slut. I hope her medical condition is that she’s got aids, cancer and a brain tumor that will all kill her before the end of this sentence… is she dead yet. Dumb Cunt!
All Hail Sarah Silverman!!
Maybe fish sticks and spam and bologna sandwiches are not to her liking.
Kevin
like we knew this wouldn’t happen?? stupid fucking spoiled whore
now everyone will hate this bitch even more
Whoa WTF!!! The Center of Disease Control was about to announce the herpes spread went down after a couple of days. Put Paris back in JAIL you fools!!!!!!!
Maybe God will do the right thing and have her run over by a drunk driver like 4 or 500 times.
Fuck it, the bitch is out of jail (you can practically check it out anywhere you get your online news).
A glorified upset stomach got her out? wow I bet the word has been spread around other detention centers for a massive diarrhea bail-out strategy.
They let her out because they didn’t want the other prisoners to get herpes.
Bitch is made of teflon
REALLY?
We totally didn’t know anything about that ….
thanks for the hours late, I mean, breaking news.
Stupid Spoiled WHORE.
I’m betting her “medical reason” was her known Herpes outbreaks and the prison simply could not keep up with her strict Valtrex regimin.
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funny.
no, wait.
sad.
no wait.
cunt.
yes. thats the word I was looking for.
it’s just Paris. big deal. you people just want someone rich to suffer regardless. that’s why you haters are here every single day. crime or no crime, you just wish ill will on anybody with more cash than yourself. get a life!
Can’t stop laughing…!
released home for a medical problem? it’d be one thing if she was released to a hospital.
if she’s healthy enough to sit at home, she’s healthy enough to sit in jail. wtf….