Paris Hilton released from jail
reports Paris Hilton was released from jail early this morning after serving less than five days of her already reduced 23 day sentence (her original sentence was 45 days). She’s been fitted with an ankle bracelet and put under house arrest for the next 40 days. She was apparently released from jail due to medical reasons, although the LA County Sheriff’s department has refused to release details about the “medical issue” due to confidentiality. After the 40 days are up, the LA County Sheriff’s department says she will have “fulfilled her debt to society.”
Of course. We were fucking morons to think Paris might actually serve out her sentence. Tomorrow they’ll probably take off the ankle bracelet and issue a full apology. Then give her some sort of medal and make her President of the United States of America.
NOTE: Since when is being rich and famous considered a medical condition? Weird.