Just 24 hours after breaking up with Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton continues her quest to unleash an itchy apocalypse upon the world by hooking up with Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo last night. The Sun reports:
“She was clearly flying under the radar with her sister. She had a couple of cocktails and she was fiddling with her phone throughout the entire meal.”
The pair then headed to MyHouse at 11.20pm and Paris made a beeline for Ronaldo’s table. The Portuguese star left the club with Paris at 3am and drove to Nicky’s pad in West Hollywood. He was spotted leaving at 5am, sporting trademark grin.
I’m going to have to call bullshit on this story because here’s topless photos from last August of Ronaldo’s ex Nereida Gallardo who is an insane calibre of woman. Hooking up with Paris would be like going from Megan Fox to sticking your penis in a blender that can talk and has a lazy eye. Who does that?
Joel | June 11, 2009 at 1:57 pm
First.
Ronaldo’s portugese by the way…
boogermeister | June 11, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Size 11 feet; just sayin; and possibly first
ERICA | June 11, 2009 at 2:01 pm
that’s hot
Javiera | June 11, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Tanta ignorancia!
Ronaldo is from Portugal! and second, he is a Football player, not a soccer player. It does not mean that Football it is the same as “american football”, a sport that is not even play with the “foot”! and actually it is not as famous over the world.
You are soooooooooooooo IGNORANT!
lizzy | June 11, 2009 at 2:03 pm
god he’s so fucking beautiful, i hope it’s not true. paris is so undeserving of his hotness.
ardjelina | June 11, 2009 at 2:04 pm
whoa… he is super hot!
ERICA | June 11, 2009 at 2:04 pm
javiera, it is FUTBOL.
Andy | June 11, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Lol, just been sold to crappy Real Madrid for £80 000 000, and celebrating with Paris Hilton. His career is so over.
takethecake | June 11, 2009 at 2:09 pm
@Javiera
STFU
bah | June 11, 2009 at 2:09 pm
enjoy your new herpes, soccer fag
ROUGH daddy mvp | June 11, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Soccer is an art, just because madison avenue didnt teach you to like it, it doesnt mean it sucks…now! they didnt get married fish, were talking about the queen of, see you, like you, fuck you on the spot….99% of relationship prone dudes will tap it…
will bull | June 11, 2009 at 2:10 pm
@4
your aware soccer is what americans call football?
also, just proves hes gay really
omg nooo | June 11, 2009 at 2:31 pm
#5 i totally agree with u
i’ll still do him anyway lol i just lost the respect I had for him
KoRneY | June 11, 2009 at 2:35 pm
#4
we call it soccer in our country. now stfu before we revoke your green card
miau | June 11, 2009 at 2:36 pm
damn ronaldo is the hottest male on the planet!!!!!!
but paris hilton…???this cant be true…oh please..
tony | June 11, 2009 at 2:39 pm
She’s not greta but a blender a little harsh
angie | June 11, 2009 at 2:39 pm
holy shit that man is soooo hottt… but he seems like a total whore….
and paris thats disgusting… shes sooo fucking nasty….
and yes – she does have size 11 feet and wears blue contacts, what a loser.
Kurgen99 | June 11, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Hey, one night and a condom, why not.
dirk | June 11, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Sooooo, good ol’ “Blisters the BoneBag” is spreading the love to every country.
fearsarewishes | June 11, 2009 at 2:48 pm
@4
Yo, Javiera. You did a shit job cleaning my pool and if you don’t improve your service I’ll have you sent back to that third world backwater you call home.
Fuck you very much!
fearsarewishesisgay | June 11, 2009 at 2:54 pm
im gay
ishi-san | June 11, 2009 at 3:05 pm
@ 14: So? the rest of the world calls the ‘real’ football -> football and not soccer! So democratically that makes us the majority!
And by the way – who wants your green card??? We have social security and health insurance for freeeeeeeee!!!! Viva Europa!!
Zanna | June 11, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Who gives a fuck what he plays. I look at him and see a man who just contracted the Herp.
rhetoric | June 11, 2009 at 3:23 pm
@22
Who the fuck cares? Idiot.
Anon | June 11, 2009 at 3:28 pm
#4 correct
It’s football as that is the sports name.
Just because some ignorants seem to think they can call it something else then thats its name is wrong.
Its like everywhere in the world calling a car a car apart from one inbred country calling it a “horseless carriage” and then expecting the rest of the world to do the same!?!
It was called football long before grid iron was invented and the reason grid iron is sometimes referred to as football is because grid iron is another sport who’s origins come from football.
but then these jokers seem to think they can change a whole language’s spelling just because they’re too dumb to spell the words anyway but phonetically.
Either way Ronaldo is a little girlie boy who throws tantrums and Utd are better off without him.
He has no loyalty and integrity.
He’s like an amalgamation of Thierry henry and Nikolas Anelka
p0nk | June 11, 2009 at 3:28 pm
@9 my thoughts exactly word for word (or acronym for acronym).
plaga7 | June 11, 2009 at 3:36 pm
american idiots… jus as green Gay names your ignorant and belicius country!
enougth of the american dream lie!! you´re ecomomy is dead!
Football is great casu is cheap, what is wrong with that? cheap is good, cheap includes all people around the globe.
and… i from Argentina, and i will never climb a pool
;) just do some adverstising.
plaga7 | June 11, 2009 at 3:40 pm
LARGA VIDA A BOCA JUNIORS!
and what about the americans? can you speak another lenguage? do you care?
jajajajaahahahaha
so stupids… so belicius…
Footbal the greatest sport in the world. Ehy? jsut because is cheap to play. that is very human.
USA: OH! who cares i only cares about my yard! lests make some war and scream as assholes! jajajajahahaha
Mr. Obvious | June 11, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Good god…. soccer/football, noodle/pasta… We know what you’re talking about. Plus, Ronaldo would be killed if he played american football.
AF = bunch of guys who can take a hit, except for the kicker.
WF = bunch of actors that fall down at the slightest touch.
To appreciate AF, you have understand the strategy, planning, and execution of the sport. Yes, the action is not fluid but it’s not suppose to be. There are battlelines to be won and a frontline that moves at every play. It’s about a bunch of guys going out there trying to legally beat the crap out of each others. And that’s why it’s awesome. It’s a very raw sport. Not as raw as rugby. Those guys are insane.
WF is a fluid sport where the game can instant turn.
To each his own.
BTW, I thought Ronaldo dumped that hot ex because she was a price hooker.
Mr. Obvious | June 11, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Good god…. soccer/football, noodle/pasta… We know what you’re talking about. Plus, Ronaldo would be killed if he played american football.
AF = bunch of guys who can take a hit, except for the kicker.
WF = bunch of actors that fall down at the slightest touch.
To appreciate AF, you have understand the strategy, planning, and execution of the sport. Yes, the action is not fluid but it’s not suppose to be. There are battlelines to be won and a frontline that moves at every play. It’s about a bunch of guys going out there trying to legally beat the crap out of each others. And that’s why it’s awesome. It’s a very raw sport. Not as raw as rugby. Those guys are insane.
WF is a fluid sport where the game can instantly turn.
To each his own.
BTW, I thought Ronaldo dumped that hot ex because she was a price hooker.
Hash | June 11, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Agora fala-se português aqui, é? Anyway, o ronaldo é uma besta, bronco nas horas, tem a pele toda destruida e aquele sotaque, jesus. Se ao menos as gajas/gays que comentam aqui percebessem as burrices que diz…
[So we're speaking portuguese now, are we? Anyway, ronaldo is an ass, way too stupid, has his skin totally fucked up and his Madeira/street-kid accent, jesus. If only the girls/fags who post here could understand how dumb he sounds to someone who speaks his language...]
Btw, “futbol” is spanish. If you wanna go for portuguese, it’s “futebol”. And Europe is not a country. Thanks America!
Jack | June 11, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Cristiano won’t be grinning in 4 days………..that’s when he finds out he has herpes and/or syphilis. Probably by pissing blood and/or hurts like hell!
plaga7 | June 11, 2009 at 4:07 pm
HASH i think you prefferd MEssi….
sail away into mexico | June 11, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Douche + Douchette.
Hash | June 11, 2009 at 4:11 pm
plaga7, Ronaldo is without any doubt an above average player, he was great on United because he had a whole team playing -for- him. I personally prefer Real to Barça, so I hope he’s the best next year, but for now, Messi has the edge…
Hash | June 11, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Great, now they can get their manicures done together. Looks like they already have.
Hash | June 11, 2009 at 4:14 pm
#36, how ’bout not using my nick?
Harsh | June 11, 2009 at 4:18 pm
I thought yours said Harsh. So I thought of Hash browns…
BadMrFrosty | June 11, 2009 at 4:19 pm
I think ronaldo is miles away from the greatest futebol players in the world… but i wish he BANG HER HARD!! and keeps on scoring.. and i’m not talking about goals…
Hash | June 11, 2009 at 4:24 pm
I don’t care what you saw. Don’t ever use my nick again, got it?
Hash | June 11, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Slashing Slasher
Superbiggerevil | June 11, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Paris the Virus strikes again! Ronaldo’s game will suffer and never be the same…I mean, how can you play futbol when your crank is dripping like a Ben & Jerry’s container in August?
manny-o-matic | June 11, 2009 at 4:34 pm
@ 31, this man speaks the truth.
Ronaldo is the supreme douche of douchebags (we call guys like him “mitras”, think of it as the portuguese version of british chavs), it would actually be fun watching him develop all sorts of STD’s.
It’s fucking wrong to idolise these people and pitch them as role models. He has the mental ability of a mentally challenged amoeba and all he can do is kick a ball better than anyone else, there are football (or soccer, whatever) players as well as other athletes with much more value.
N | June 11, 2009 at 4:34 pm
the rumors are trueeee…i went to my house in hollywood last night and they were literally together the WHOLLLLLLLLLE NIGHTTTTTT..she actually looked really pretty in person..he looked orange (fake tanned) and his eyebrows looked overly plucked lol
William | June 11, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Cristiano Ronaldo Is the best Soccer player in the World and is according to a recent reliable study one of the most Famous/Popular Human being in the whole planet as well !
The guy Hash number 31 is one tipical Portuguese Faggot !
Actually all the Portuguese from the mainland i met so far are sissy faggot gays.
Fortunately Cristiano Ronaldo is not from the mainland ! He is from Funchal – Madeira Island.
Azores forever !
PO | June 11, 2009 at 4:58 pm
HE HAS LONG NAILS!!!!!!!!!
THATS VERY DISCOSTING
IIIUUUUU
Hash | June 11, 2009 at 5:03 pm
William, butthurt much? It’s not your fault they use young boys’ anus to lubricate cocks before doing your mom, back in the islands. Go die in a earthquake, inbred fucktard.
plaga7 | June 11, 2009 at 5:10 pm
The best player in the world at this moment is the european champion Leonel Messi.
well people, is late, and i got a dinner with friends…
Goodnight from a very cold Buenos Aires!
Jacc | June 11, 2009 at 5:15 pm
I hope they don`t have anything. She’s a fuc*/&% bitch!
Pedro | June 11, 2009 at 5:16 pm
#45, do you think he even remembers where madeira is? He doesn’t give a shit. Nor does he feel any kind of sympathy for you for being another poor immigrant from the archipelago, why do you even bother defending him here? Grow up man.