Paris Hilton really loves her ferret

N-A-S-T-Y

Now that’s class. No, wait…

That poor animal is no being fed.

I used to think that she looked a lot like her chihuahua, but now I think the ferret has beaten her out.

I’m last. I’m last again. Ha… I’m last. I’m last. Sha na na na sha na na na hea hea hea I’m last!!!! I think.

y’know, i don’t get it most of the time, but herbiefrog is really starting to grow on me!

and whoever asked, yes it IS illegal to have ferrets in CA.
i don’t know exactly what the law is (for instance, pirahna are illegal TO BUY OR SELL but you can OWN them. don’t ask me what ‘tard penned that one), but i’m pretty sure you can’t have ferrets at all. she also had another illegal pet that she picked up in nevada, as i recall. a kinkaju or something similar.

but if you have enough money, apparently regular people laws don’t affect you.

Yeah, this is normal.

I feel bad for the ferret…

What’s the deal with her back?? Is that her SPINE?? Yeeesh!

RE #9: You can bet Paris is still eating plenty of meat.

As for the ferret, it’s her favorite dildo.

The first thing I thought when I saw the first picture was ‘Oh my God, what the hell is wrong with her’

She looks crazy. The syphilis will start to work it’s magic and in a few years and she will be a crazy lady who hoards ferrets.

paris says every era has an iconic blond. like marilyn monroe. and now it’s paris.

coincidentally, every era’s icon has a useless pet.

wait no. nope.

Wonder why she still has the ferret? I think it weighs more than the 4 pound dog she got rid of because it was too big??

shit for brains is at it again. the ferret is actually a lot cuter and probably a lot smarter than her too.

although I wonder what kind of self-tanner she uses…

That poor poor ferret.

she should drop that ferret down her top and let it run!!… that would be hilarious.. well i think it would *shrug*

hmm… i just noticed this.. whats up with the fishing hat and the isotoners?

oh honestly 68, you don’t know about this? everyone on project runway is making isotoners and fishing hats VERY big in couture. i heard austin scarlett was doing a line for gay fishermen’s hags. love it!

“Who doesn’t love letting their ferret run through the garbage and then making out with it? It’s safe. It’s sanitary. And it just makes sense. Although I’m more concerned about the ferret catching something from Paris Hilton than the other way around.”

DAMN that’s funny

Am I the only one who likes that dress? hehe

i have that dress. it’s from fcuk

i find the trick with ferrits
is to get them to come close
then to grab them by the neck
swing ‘em round a coupla times
so the like lose coordination
then throw them upwards
so they hang on to
the ceiling

no wait… that’s kittens

tru.story

ok little ferret. Just like we planned, when she gets reaaaal close you rip that lazy eye right out of its socket, you hang on to that hook nose of hers until she runs in terror in the busy streets of LA, then, you set her right in the middle of the road and you wait til a niice big truck runs her right over. once that is done, you engrave the initials 18skr(18snottykinnarude). Once that is done, steal her cell phone (just like i showed you) and post all the nasty picture of her masterbating or making out with girl or what not. Send a copy to her family,The United Nations, to the priests in Vatican, to my friend Vicky, ( o yeah shes gunna be like , no way,like u rule!!)kiekiekiekiekie *snort* kiekiekeikie

can’t the ferret just bite her and give her aids or something?

I really feel for her poor pets — what happens to them when she gets disinterested once more? And for the record, ferrets are not rodents, and they do not carry diseases any more than your typical house dog or cat. There have never been any reported cases of a ferret with rabies. They DO need a lot of care, however, in the form of love and attention — something we can be quite sure Skank Hilton isn’t providing. The state ought to take every last pet away from her, permanently.