Paris Hilton really loves her ferret

First!

this is what happens when you give up sex for a year….

Alll riiight , gigitty goo

I hope that thing bites her face. Bad.

And nice moo-moo.

what the fuck is with that hat?

it’s far more sanitary to kiss any animal coming out of the garbage then touching that STD infested piece of trash hilton….

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call me paris….

why.

Was she dumpster diving? Looks like she’s gonna eat the fellow, not very sporting of a vegetarian…

http://www.exposay.com/paris-hilton-grossed-out-by-heather-mills-mccartneybecomes-vegetarian/v/2560/

What the FUG is she wearing? She looks like she went through Mrs. Roeper’s closet from Three’s Company. Either that, or she’s thanking her ferret for finding her outfit in the garbage.

When I was a little kid my Uncle’s ferret got out of it’s cage and bit me on the wrist. That was Christmas Eve. A few days later I sat on it and killed it. Fast-forward 20 years and Paris Hilton is a slut.

Aren’t those rats illegal in Cali.?

how cute, she found a fellow rodent.

my dog kisses me on the mouth…but he’s not paris hilton so i’m cool

what is she wearing? the hat is worth than the dress..

i wish the ferret had strings of garbage hanging from it..

What’s with the get-up?? Is she going to a “Logan’s Run” party? I think I saw that dress on Farrah Fawcett pre-Ryan O’Neill back when she was Farrah Fawcett-Majors. And that boonie hat just ties it all together. The ferret is called Pootchie and resides in her warm and spacious vaginal folds. If one of Paris’ numerous lovers gets a bit randy and she hasn’t removed Pootchie, her guardian of gash, then they will get bitten. That ferret is akin to the Viet Cong’s use of bamboo shafts lined with razors up their cunnies to shred GI penises. Pootchie bites or scratches any unwelcome finger or penis. The poor creature reeks of three day old tuna and suffers from chronic herpetic infections of the eyes. PETA would act, but healthy donations from Ms. Hilton keep the hypocritical nutjobs at bay.

She looks like a ferret… a lazy-eyed, blue contact lenses wearing one, at that.

Fortunately, the ferret’s lack of opposable thumbs means that the new couple’s intimate moments will not be released on videotape.

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So apparently she has had all of the men in the world and has had to resort to bestiality.. At least the ferret won’t care about that awful outfit

that’s hot…or is that getting old now? Meh it’s monday morning
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/07/16/justin_timberlake_gets_plastered_and_dab

So apparently she has had all of the men in the world and has had to resort to bestiality.. At least the ferret won’t care about that awful outfit

That poor ferret had a better chance of staying clean if it stayed behind the garbage now. Now it needs to be quarantined.

ugg…why’d she put that ugly hat and dress on that poor ferret…crazy rich people…

Poor forgotten Tinkerbell.

After Paris kissed it on the mouth, the ferret went and ate a piece of dog shit to get that taste off of his lips.

So, when she said she was giving up sex for a year she only meant sex with humans………………….

How the hell did she get my Maw-Maw’s moo-moo?

caption #5

the ferret: “man..I just got her stink off of me and now she’s all up an in my face again. oh well…back to the garbage can.”

Why is Paris kissing David Spade?

I wonder if she realizes her fur trimmed outfits are made from similar little creatures. She has no soul!

She should spend some of her fortune on reversing the process which is turning her into a greasy mannequin. I suppose that process might be some form of outer-space AIDS that we haven’t even heard of yet, but that’s Paris for ya – she’s a pioneer.

Did not see one of those in her sex video-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-video.htm

doesn’t she have somebody to do that for her??? yacks … that’s just yacks

LMAO @ krisdylee

I’d kiss the ferret over Paris, too. Chances are, the ferret has had a lot less cock in it’s mouth.

i got some better for her to kiss on

I’ve never seen Paris in such appropriate surroundings — large rodent, skanky looking garbage can (or is that Paris, I can’t tell), huge muu-muu and slippers. I mean, this is her natural habitat.

The ferret, however, figures he has to find a new home, what with the neighborhood going downhill and all…

My guess, is she inserts a tampon made of cheese, coats the Ferret with Betadine and lets it have at it. Bout the only thing that can clean up those Pussfilled Herpes Blisters i’d imagine.

A tampon made of cheese — is that what strip cheese is for?? It’s the right shape…

Hey Paris, Mrs. Roper from Three’s Company just called, she want’s her dress back.

These pictures are really sweet. Looking at them makes you remember that she’s somebody’s daughter and not that chick on the internet going down on her ex-boyfriend…

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Paris Hilton has been around the block, she had to upgrade from gerbils to ferrets to get that same feeling.

Please vote for how much you hate Paris Hilton!

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Seriously, Mr. Superficial? Is that the best you can do? Not to jump on the this-site-is-so-lame-now bandwagon, but really. At least do a clever and witty write up if you’re going to talk about absolutely nothing. I think we get it – Paris Hilton’s a skank. Let’s move on, shall we?

Ahh how romantic, the two are just foraging for a late night snack.
Crazy ferret sex can work up quite an appetite.

I keep thinking of the SouthPark episode where all her pets end up commiting suicide to avoid being ‘cuddled’ by Paris.

Last night in Paris
Last night in Paris
Last night in Paris was strange!

OMFG
WHERES PETA NOW?!?!?!
isnt it against the law to do harm to animals?
sure letting it crawl in garbage thats fine, but willfully infecting it syphallis, herpes, hiv, hpv… thats just wrong.

someone shoot her before she strikes again.

hey ferrits
hobbits
whip its ;)
ass off
[sorry cot carried caway]

…what was the quest…

oh yes paris, i would
in a years time :)

in a heartbeat

sooo…
ferret?
no… nothing to say…

What is up with her dress? Has she gone Liz Taylor on us already?

She looks huge! What a fat pig. Maybe that’s why she’s dissing skinny girls, to make herself feel better.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13639833/

Are ferrets capable of emitting poison that can turn brainless socialites into zombies? The proof is in picture #4.