Paris Hilton realizes a bra is pretty much pointless

April 16th, 2009 // 66 Comments

Here’s a braless Paris Hilton coming back to her hotel in London after a day of shopping. Not quite sure what these pics will do for you, but I do know what they did to my computer. The fact that I’m still typing on a keyboard engulfed in flames is a true testament to my work ethic. Or the amount of whiskey in my coffee. Ha ha, it tickles!


  1. Hot…….. Not although I almost had a woody!

  2. Allen's Woody

    Is it safe?

  3. TheMunger

    Doesn’t anyone get it? “pointless” …. pointy tits. come on…where’s the humor in this crowd?

  4. Jen

    Didn’t she used to be flatter than a pancake a few years ago? It’s like she got really small implants.

  5. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Hello!

  6. Paris The Walking Skeleton

    She looks like she has AIDs

  7. Paris the Walking Skeleton

    She looks like she has AIDs.

  8. It’s just, you could start walking in any direction and find some much nicer looking women than Paris. Easy.
    She looks like a genetically troubled trailer rat with expensive clothes that usually look hideous on her.

    If she was the only girl around, you know, things could be a lot worse.

    @ 45 – So she can so she can
    Forget her name while Nick Carter collects his claim
    And she wears her sunglasses at night
    So she can so she can
    See the light that’s right before her eyes

    Don’t switch the blade on the STD in shades, oh no
    Don’t masquerade with the STD in shades, oh no
    Don’t be afraid of the STD in shades, oh no
    ‘Cause Nick Carter had it made with the STD in shades, oh no

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXw4qqQqTrY

    I figure Nick posed more of a threat to her. Doug R. looked completely whipped, no dignity whatsoever.

  9. Darth

    Holla!

  10. Tom K

    Big Bird looking bitch!

  11. Gar

    Bra’s are the devil invention ! Va de retro satana !

  12. Verez

    She’s hot and every one of us would do her.

  13. Clark

    she’s hot!! what do ya say? huh?
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  14. Verez

    We’ve all jerked off to Paris. Don’t deny it.

  15. k.

    they are cute ^^

  16. This may be a drug, but it does not make me want to hit her face in these pictures. It seems a bit just normal. How boring. I miss my anger.

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