Paris Hilton realizes a bra is pretty much pointless

April 16th, 2009 // 66 Comments

Here’s a braless Paris Hilton coming back to her hotel in London after a day of shopping. Not quite sure what these pics will do for you, but I do know what they did to my computer. The fact that I’m still typing on a keyboard engulfed in flames is a true testament to my work ethic. Or the amount of whiskey in my coffee. Ha ha, it tickles!

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  1. JohnStark

    still ugly!

  2. jo jo baggins

    first!!

  3. Bob Vila

    I know its all the rage to be like “BAAAA SHE HAS NO BOOBS, AARRRRGH”,

    But I think she’s got some nice little boobies on her. Sure, she’s a disease-ravaged media whore, but she’s got a smoking body on her.

    And to all those who think you need massive fake boobs to be hot, well…. you don’t.

    (I’m not a girl with small boobs, I’m a dude who can appreciate girls with small boobs, like our friend Paris here.)

  4. Jrz

    Nice Elmer Fudd hat, retard.

  5. Xavier

    So sexy mami!!

  6. phil

    Fuck – my monitor just got covered in bird tit.

  7. That's all folks!

    nice fingers ahah…

  8. JohnStark

    bird nose!!!

  9. Maybe it’s the medications, but she doesn’t make me want to punch her in the face in these pics. She kinda just looks normal. How boring. I miss my rage..

  10. Nice pecs. He must be working out.

  11. Nice pecs. He must be working out.

  12. She could hold half a dozen donuts on the end of that honker.

  13. Vaccuum

    I’d still hit it.

    And Bob Vila you’re a good man. I’ll have to agree. Let’s build some shit together.

  14. Vaccuum

    I’d still hit it.

    And Bob Vila you’re a good man. I’ll have to agree. Let’s build some shit together.

  15. Shawn

    I pretty much side with #3 on this one. The only things keeping Paris from being smoking hot (physically) are the Plastic Man arms and Shrek feet. Put those same tits and that same ass on a little bit shorter, less bony chick, and Paris would be the bomb diggity. If the mileage she’s got on her wasn’t public knowledge, I’d hit it now after a couple of drinks.

  16. Shawn

    Also, Paris Hilton without a bra is actually point-y, not point-less.

  17. Maximus

    @Bob Vila
    Couldn’t have said it better myself. Small and natural trumps ponderous and fake any day. (I hope you’re listening Horseface McMontag.)

  18. Jamie Foxx

    #9 – where you live now, shouldn’t you be helping to organize the extermination of all non-whites?

  19. whatever

    –”And to all those who think you need massive fake boobs to be hot, well…. you don’t. ”

    Not massive fake boobs, massive real boobs. Those DO exist, you know.

  20. Can someone fill me in on what’s so great about Paris Hilton?

  21. So Soooo Me

    @15 you mean other than the fucking “bird face”, the wonky eye, the fake eyelashes, the un-toned legs, the injected lips….

    Yeah, the arms are the real problem……

  22. mikeock

    Who cares? I really like her body and those tits are perfect.

  23. #18, living in Idaho does not require you to be an aryan. Or racist at all for that matter. Else I would have been kicked out by now.

  24. ph7

    I Dunno – I kind of like her small, round boobs. She’s a lean mean fucking machine. Too bad she’s got the mind of a gerbil and the CDC is tracking her.

  25. jlylec

    i don’t completely understand my feelings, but i really want to break her off properly…she just exudes sexy-needs-my-unit

  26. BIGHAIRYASSDUDE

    I hate THIS BITCH! WHY???!!!!! is she almost famous again! I really can’t stand her she’s FAKE! she’s 2FACE and she’s NOT SEXY AT ALL!!!!!!!!
    (BITCH EAT SOME THING)

  27. Holly

    I think her boobs look nice and they suit her frame. Except her nose is big enough for DDs…

    Seriously, stop complaining and gotta pick a team-

    Real & big = saggy
    High & pert = small
    Fake = hard & unnatural

    Those are pretty-much the only choices folks.

  28. Kels

    Nothing is more pointless than her mere existence.

  29. Julie W

    More girls need to go braless, let gravity do its bidding.Be amazed in places like West Palm, where gravity would be defied effortlessly by plastic

  30. Nero

    Great shirt! What size does she have? She’s quite short,i thought she would be taller.

  31. Olivia Padro

    Julie that thought is disturbing, even if it is true in Palm Beach, just the thought makes me want to vomit

  32. Darth

    Yeah,she more petite and fragile than i could imagine.

  33. rob white

    I would break her like a wish bone. no sure which end would be the lucky one though

  34. Rhialto

    Honestly to my opinion she could use some mouth spray or something.

  35. Jeremy

    Honestly, with breasts that young and perky she doesn’t need a bra.

    I love flopping tits but that’s probably because I grew up in Eugene, OR where around 20% of the women don’t wear bras.

  36. Frank N Stein

    I’ve sucked on those babies many times. They melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

  37. nothankyou

    I friggin’ love the comments today, some of the best comments of all time arise from Paris posts, she’s just such and easy target I guess (yes pun intended).
    “the mind of a gerbil” and “shark feet” thank you for those descriptions they made my day.
    Gotta agree with Vila and the rest, on a pretty girl those boobs would make you fall in love; all small, cute, and innocent looking, there’s nothing wrong with small and perky. It’s the fact that those boobs lactate AIDS and belong to the most vile, materialistic, bitchy, vain, whore-creature on the planet whose bodily fluids would eat through your dick like Jessica Simpson and Rosie O’Donnell at an unsupervised Vegas buffet. (What would the likes of them be doing in Vegas you ask, well didn’t you know Vegas is where hasbeen’s go to bury their dying careers.

  38. nothankyou

    and where neverweres and neverwillbes go to feel famous and the rest of us go to forget what a shithole this world is via booze, ass, food, shiny things, bright lights and fountains).

    Also I suspect once Tony finally dumps Jessica and admits he and John Mayer have been having an affair for years that the only men Jessica will be able to land will be dudes like Rosie (yeah it is an unusual name for a guy).

  39. MustangSally

    What doesn´t make sence at all to me is how the hell she manages to have straw hair with all that fuckin money

    this t-shirk does nothing
    but in the sex tape her tits looked pretty nice
    pink and perky – just like mine

  40. MustangSally

    What doesn´t make sence at all to me is how the hell she manages to have straw hair with all that fuckin money

    this t-shirk does nothing
    but in the sex tape her tits looked pretty nice
    pink and perky – just like mine

  41. Shawn

    @37: That’s “Shrek feet,” not “shark feet.” Big difference! :)

  42. nothankyou

    41. Lol. Oops. I don’t know why I read shark feet. Shrek feet makes way more sense, but her feet are all huge and pointy and shit and likely smell like fish so I don’t know shark feet was working for me, but then again I’m sleep deprived. Anyway it made me laugh so it’s all good.

  43. el ces

    I wanna caress those through that shirt. Its so thin.

    The teasing is killing me.

  44. Dude

    I can’t believe she wore that shirt after the recent pirate attacks. What a rebel!

    Randal sucks

  45. alfalfa

    Why is that retard always wearing sunglasses in the dark?

  46. inday

    Fap material for pedos who like 12 yr old boys. 12 yr old ugly boys.

  47. richard

    reporter : paris you seem to be flashing the camera

    paris: well I figured I already made a sex tape and millions beyond millions people saw me naked so I do not bother putting a bra on anymore, what the point, there is no surprise anymore.

  48. AMO

    Why she thinks her handbag line is stylish is beyond me.

  49. AirMail56

    Her playtex living bra has died of starvation!

  50. soahc

    I have always thought she was sexy as fuck. Nice pert titties. I would SO hit that.

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